Canad? WonderLand Tomorrow. Must Do Rides Please.

[Dita Dior]

Its my boyfriends 26th birthday on Wendsday and I got suckered into going to a theme park instead of doing what I wanted to do going to the Oshawa Zoo like the old lady I am.
I got sucked into going to Wonderland today at approx noon because he told me its his day and not mine and I can wait to see my animals.

Since Im a bad excuse for a girlfriend and will be in Windsor on his birthday I agreed to extend one day and get stuck into screaming and drinking my heart away for my confidence to go on these rides.

Before I go on further wish me fucking luck...



I have laser to my face, but I am not able to go in the sun and I refuse to wear a sun hat. What sun screen protection should I wear....
What rides are a must.


And I need the scariest ride that you think is there and I will pick the scariest one and ill tell you if I had the balls to do it or not.

Hes excited as hell to go with me. I cannot believe Im paying from my hard bent over backwards money to be tortured on metal whiplash machines.





What I do for men. At least it`s 10 inches and if I get scared I will make him hard and he can poke me in the eye and then I can pretend im sleeping and not high in the sky.

Avaiable in Missisauga from when I wake up til I leave with him and then when I become free tomorrow at night.
Everyone enjoy the week.



I have to go make the birthday boy happy since my mouth is always on the menu if I like it or not , god dammit why do I have to be The Nominee for Blowjob of the Year yet again for fuck sakes someone else learn how to do it like I can. Its easy. Just dont use your teeth and suck suck suck.

[Shyla Wild]

If it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger

Backlot Stunt Coaster

Behemoth

Dragon Fire

Drop Tower

Flight Deck

Leviathan

Mighty Canadian Minebuster

Night Mares

Orbiter

Psyclone

Riptide

Shockwave

Skyrider

Sledge Hammer

The Bat

Thunder Run

Time Warp

Vortex

Wild Beast

WindSeeker

Xtreme Skyflyer


As for laser, I use a 100 SPF for kids. PS: Wear the hat and sunglasses.

[Dita Dior]

Backlot Stunt Coaster

Behemoth

Dragon Fire

Drop Tower

Flight Deck

Leviathan

Mighty Canadian Minebuster

Night Mares

Orbiter

Psyclone

Riptide

Shockwave

Skyrider

Sledge Hammer

The Bat

Thunder Run

Time Warp

Vortex

Wild Beast

WindSeeker

Xtreme Skyflyer


As for laser, I use a 100 SPF for kids. PS: Wear the hat and sunglasses.

What did I get myself into. I wished I was in Montreal, La Ronde is more my style. It`s not that scary. This is like ugh too much. Im a pussy, I havent slept all night because im terrified.

[Shyla Wild]

La Ronde is a Six Flags park. Youtube "Goliath"

[Dita Dior]

La Ronde is a Six Flags park. Youtube "Goliath"

Im going next week with him so I was too lazy from the heat and my hormones.

But I have been on the goliath and everything at La Ronde, Bring It On. Let`s get Wild.

[Rockheart]

When Jizelle and I were in Hollywood a couple years ago, she said she dreamed of going to Six Flags as she lived at Canada's Wonderland as a kid. So we went there and she chose 2 rides to go on. So we went to Six Flags Magic Mountain nearby.
I had never actually been on a real rollercoaster before, so 2 of the craziest in the world was probably not the best idea.

2 rides and I had my sixty dollars worth!
I didn't get over the shock of the first ride before I was on the second, then I felt queezy for 12 hours.

Probably will never go again.

First the X2, you lie down, go backwards and spin 360 degrees simultaneously at like 70 MPH
There is also fire and water spray.
http://www.sixflags.com/magicMountain/rides/X2.aspx

The second one , The Viper, was older but felt worse because the cars felt like you were riding in an old tin can.
Not sleek and space aged like the first one. More like a classic rollercoaster that was souped up.
I was too big for the seat and felt like I was going to fall out most of the ride.
It was also all loops
The description says it all:
Starting with the world's tallest vertical loop at 14 stories, and two other loops at 9 stories and 6 stories. Add to that a 4-story corkscrew and a double-barrel boomerang turn.

http://www.sixflags.com/magicMountain/rides/Viper.aspx

[Shyla Wild]

X2 and Kingda Ka are the two sickest I've seen. I have not riden either but without a doubt not for the faint of heart.

Riding the X2 as a first rollercoaster is pretty fearless. How long after untill you got on another?

[Rockheart]

X2 and Kingda Ka are the two sickest I've seen. I have not riden either but without a doubt not for the faint of heart.

Riding the X2 as a first rollercoaster is pretty fearless. How long after untill you got on another?

I got on the viper 15 minutes after the X2.
Probably not even safe for a guy my age.


That was 3 years ago and I'll never go on one again.
I'll ski down this cliff again before I go on a roller coaster like those again.