Guess what?

[ToniaLee]

Hi. It's TS Tonia Lee. I have a very special announcement to make. After three years.... three lonely years...

I GOT LAID!

Thank you for your support and understanding.

[Rockheart]

Congrats.




Anyone we know?

?

[ToniaLee]

Wendy Williams!

No, I'm kidding. I did have a wonderful date and it was worth waiting. He says he wants to see me again so... maybe I have a boyfriend now.

[anat89]

Congrats on the sex!

And good luck going forward

[ToniaLee]

Congrats on the sex!

And good luck going forward

Ya... I'm having a hard time moving forward right now. I'm doing my very best to remain stationary and avoid upright movement as much as possible but thank you.

[ToniaLee]

I'm single again....
Anybody want to unchain my heart?

[ToniaLee]

Oh.. and guess who hasn't called me in a while? Can you guess? I bet it's the guy that I had a date with the other night. I think I'm done with sex. Fuck sex. Sex is for people that can't be happy with money. Feel me? They can't get money so they think sex is like "the next big thing".
Let me tell you about sex.
Sex is a power struggle. It's a tug of war only more slippery and with less tugging... and war.
I don't need sex. I don't need guys. I don't even need money. I'll live the rest of my life in poverty lonely with no sex ever.
That will show them.

[Horizon1]

Cool story bro.

[tiradentes]

Guess what? Chicken butt?

Guess why? Chicken Thigh?

[ToniaLee]

He called me, and left a message on my answering machine. He called me "babe". That makes me feel good about myself and helps me come to terms with being called a "bitch" in bed. Maybe I was wrong about everything. Maybe life is all about what you make of it and that bad things are just a test for greater things to come. I feel like I can take on anything because I am a person of conviction and confidence.
I'm going to marry him and have a baby!

[ToniaLee]

Hi. I never got a chance to talk about a few things, address the "constructive criticism" I have faced and also talk to my fan base. So, to all five people who have supported me, here is a brief bio of me and what you can expect of me in the future.
I was born in Taiwan in an alley some time during the civil uprising of Taiwan. I was kept safe in a cardboard box by my mother, a refugee and leader of a rebel group called the "Resistance."
I was a child that loved the simple things in life. I had a fondness for womens underwear and kept a small rat in my pocket. During my teenage years, my parents saw that the struggle of the people had grown to such an extent that they put me in a makeshift raft made of wood and set me sail on the open water. On that body of water, I drifted for years and years. I ate sea urchins and drank the blood of sharks I caught with my bare hands. I drifted to the shores of New York at age thirty.
I was unhappy with New York. The moment I stepped foot on it... I just had a bad feeling about it. So, I decided to venture to Pittburgh, PA in search of change.
It was a shemale prostitute names "Kitty" that gave me a home in these times. She was a humble man with a good heart. She taught me the ways of Shemale porn and showed me the glory that is the Goddess of Shemale porn, Bailey Jay.
It is through her love and mercy that we may enter the kingdom of Shemaleyum.com
I became a nun, devoted to her following and renounced testosterone forever. As time went on, day by day, minute by minute I became more and more bitch looking until I just looked so much like a chick that I got turned on taking a shower in the morning. I love taking a shower in the morning. If I could afford it, I would take two of them every day of my life. My legs are silk, trust me. Real gangster shit up in my shower, for real.
Now I am like... almost forty and didn't really accomplish what is expected of me. I just kind of became a camwhore. My shows had become a place for me to get paid to do what I do best.
I think we all KNOW what that is...
I think we ALL know I have the biggest, thickest sense of humor in the industry and that is why I am TS Tonia Lee, the reverend mother of shemale cam hosts.

[merelypink]

Hi. It's TS Tonia Lee. I have a very special announcement to make. After three years.... three lonely years...

I GOT LAID!

Thank you for your support and understanding.

wow awesome congrats!!!!!

[brendan888]

Yep

I'm single again....
Anybody want to unchain my heart?

I'll have a crack

[mand]

I'm single again....
Anybody want to unchain my heart?

that was quick

[smile004]

been 4.5yrs since i've had sex....
and i'm a fit goodlooking dude..wtf..?