I finally found a job

[Hockeydude89]

I start work tomorrow. I'm pretty excited. Obviously this means that I'll have money and maybe sometime in the future I'll decide to try and get with a t-girl. I was just wondering what I should look for in a t-girl since I'm a first timer if I do decide to try anything. The obvious things I'm interested in are sucking a shemale dick and getting pounded in the ass....but I guess what are some things you should make sure are taken care of if you're new to it all. Unfortunately, it seems like most of the girls on here are from Canada and I'm from the states so I guess my first time won't be with anyone on here likely

[Ana_Jolie]

If you are looking into getting topped I might suggest that you check out douching Many guys think you can just throw it in and nothing but pure bliss will occur. WRONG! Do this as a favor to yourself and the lovely lady you choose to spend time with. As well if you are not familiar with having larger objects or things even entering that part of your body maybe buying a toy and some lube would help ease the nerves for your first time and give you an idea of what to expect.

[kokinme]

Douching

If you are looking into getting topped I might suggest that you check out douching Many guys think you can just throw it in and nothing but pure bliss will occur. WRONG! Do this as a favor to yourself and the lovely lady you choose to spend time with. As well if you are not familiar with having larger objects or things even entering that part of your body maybe buying a toy and some lube would help ease the nerves for your first time and give you an idea of what to expect.

In my opinion you must do it and do it twice to make sure of a good cleaning. Warm water and a bit of lemon juice does a good job. It feels good after and a good cleaning once in a while is good for you.

[Ana_Jolie]

In my opinion you must do it and do it twice to make sure of a good cleaning. Warm water and a bit of lemon juice does a good job. It feels good after and a good cleaning once in a while is good for you.

Totally agree! I would not even entertain the thought of topping someone or someone topping me otherwise. As well I would suggest purchasing one of the reusable bottles and just cleaning it afterwards. Preferably one that is of a softer rubber. The one time use ones are not exactly to great in the rear.

[toban]

I agree with the suggestion that a repeat is necessary.

Totally agree! I would not even entertain the thought of topping someone or someone topping me otherwise. As well I would suggest purchasing one of the reusable bottles and just cleaning it afterwards. Preferably one that is of a softer rubber. The one time use ones are not exactly to great in the rear.

IMHO the disposable douches are the worst. They contain about 3 oz. of liquid and rely on chemically drawing water from your system to help empty the bowels and don't really do a thorough enough job. After they do their job some folks try to improve on the second rate cleansing result by refilling them with water and repeating the use again but even with that second "rinse" they are not likely going to leave you with the squeaky-clean behind your provider is hoping for but I have a suggestion:

I happened to have a female douche bag around the house and found it was far superior to any other kind of douche but still not perfect. Even though it had a capacity of several litres [about 10 or more times those disposables] it still didn't flush everything out and so a second flush was still necessary. I know that this kind of equipment is not something that is easily concealed or carried around and I'm sure many guys would be horror stricken to even consider using this but essentially this system [a bag with about a gallon of water and some castille liquid soap] is exactly what is used in a hospital setting for giving an enema.

Incidentally the long rounded vaginal nozzle was much easier to insert than the straight pipe on the single use jobs.. Using a bit of diswash detergent or even bodywash and warm water will help do a better job and possibly improve the scent!.

[Ana_Jolie]

IMHO the disposable douches are the worst. They contain about 3 oz. of liquid and rely on chemically drawing water from your system to help empty the bowels and don't really do a thorough enough job. After they do their job some folks try to improve on the second rate cleansing result by refilling them with water and repeating the use again but even with that second "rinse" they are not likely going to leave you with the squeaky-clean behind your provider is hoping for but I have a suggestion:

I happened to have a female douche bag around the house and found it was far superior to any other kind of douche but still not perfect. Even though it had a capacity of several litres [about 10 or more times those disposables] it still didn't flush everything out and so a second flush was still necessary. I know that this kind of equipment is not something that is easily concealed or carried around and I'm sure many guys would be horror stricken to even consider using this but essentially this system [a bag with about a gallon of water and some castille liquid soap] is exactly what is used in a hospital setting for giving an enema.

Incidentally the long rounded vaginal nozzle was much easier to insert than the straight pipe on the single use jobs.. Using a bit of diswash detergent or even bodywash and warm water will help do a better job and possibly improve the scent!.

I dont get how anyone could find those single use ones any good? I have cut myself from using them before because of the hard plastic.

[kokinme]

Single use and hard plastic

I dont get how anyone could find those single use ones any good? I have cut myself from using them before because of the hard plastic.

Yes, the single use do not have the volume and the plastic needs to be trimmed to make sure there are no sharp edges.

I use a large pot filled with more than enough warm water and lemon juice for two enemas. I place the pot on a rack on the counter top to it get about four feet higher than me while lying on the floor. I have a roll of clear soft plastic tubing and I cut off a length of 6 to 8 feet. I secure one end into the pot making sure it stays submerged. I have a clamp for the other end. I suck on that end filling the tube and close the clamp. Lying on the floor I insert the tube and open the tube.

When I feel full I close the clamp. I roll back and forth for awhile sloshing the water around. I let it go when I cannot hold it anymore. I then do the same thing all over again. The result is squeaky clean. After this if anything ends up in my ass I have no problem getting it in my mouth after.

[toban]

Packaged enemas very risky

Plain old water is far safer!

Actually the pre-packaged enemas are somewhat dangerous to use!

These pre-packaged enemas do their job by sucking large volumes of water from your system into your bowels which then causes dehydration of your whole body and that then upsets your electrolye balance causing dangerous levels of sodium, phosphates, calcium and potassium in your blood and changes in bodily acidity plus the risk of many other potentially serious effects and even seizures. Most carry warning labels because of these reasons.

It's far safer to stick with plain old water!

[Hockeydude89]

Lemon juice? For some reason I thought something like that would burn in an area like that. Also, as far as picking up a toy is concerned any tips on good spots to hide items like that? I don't live alone lol. I've had stuff up there before so I'm not exactly foreign to it, but it's never been anything very thick and I've been wanting to invest in some sort of toy for a while now anyway.

[toban]

Avoid phthaltes commonly found in commercial devices - Go all natural!

Lemon juice? For some reason I thought something like that would burn in an area like that. Also, as far as picking up a toy is concerned any tips on good spots to hide items like that? I don't live alone lol. I've had stuff up there before so I'm not exactly foreign to it, but it's never been anything very thick and I've been wanting to invest in some sort of toy for a while now anyway.

May I offer a suggestion that you can store safely and openly, albeit in the refrigerator?

While picking up your normal weekly supply of food items be sure to visit the produce department at your usual grocery store and check out the many varieties of squash. Pretending you are a connoisseur of zuchini, you can freely pick up each one and closely examine it for the selected size and shape you desire. Better still, you can buy a few with a gradation in sizes from quite small to even a tapered, extra large knobbly Laylaesque model without spending more than a few cents each, proudly place them in your food basket and proceed to the checkout with only yourself aware that they're never going to be sliced up for stir fry in the wok.

Left on the counter for a few days they will also develop a lifelike limpness!

[kokinme]

Lemon Juice

Lemon juice? For some reason I thought something like that would burn in an area like that. Also, as far as picking up a toy is concerned any tips on good spots to hide items like that? I don't live alone lol. I've had stuff up there before so I'm not exactly foreign to it, but it's never been anything very thick and I've been wanting to invest in some sort of toy for a while now anyway.

One lemon in about 4 liters or warm water is not much. It helps the clean and leaves a better scent.