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    What are some things you've shoved up there good and hard that maybe aren't meant for that kinda thing but can easily be used for it?

    In the past, I've used an old retractable toy lightsaber I got for christmas when I was a kid. Of course I don't do it very often anymore...but up until about six months ago it was my best friend lol

    Only pain in the ass (no pun intended) is that when your not careful it retracts...quite annoying.

  • #2
    lol good one

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    • #3
      you are a master of "the force"

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      • #4
        ...but did you have "the Emporer's theme" playing as mood music?
        "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
        Standing in a garage makes you a car."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by merelypink View Post
          you are a master of "the force"
          Hmmmmmm....most enjoyable it can be..........

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          • #6
            Hmm..

            OK.. How about a banana?

            Peeled of course and ripe..

            Done this to a girl before and also had it done to me once..

            Shove it in her ass..

            Fuck her until you cum..

            Banana Cream Pie..

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            • #7
              Originally posted by AlexisDVyne View Post
              OK.. How about a banana?

              Peeled of course and ripe..

              Done this to a girl before and also had it done to me once..

              Shove it in her ass..

              Fuck her until you cum..

              Banana Cream Pie..

              Hm...sounds interesting. However, I would think an asshole would be tight enough to smash said banana lol a vagina maybe...but not so sure about a butt-hole.

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              • #8
                Stuff I've used on people...

                Hair brush, spatula, whisk, banana, sponge, candle stick, cucumber, Baseball bat, belt, torque wrench, ref whistle (don't ask), and one of those hooks that you hang on the door with the ball on it.
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                • #9
                  Torque wrench?!?....... LOLL

                  Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
                  Hair brush, spatula, whisk, banana, sponge, candle stick, cucumber, Baseball bat, belt, torque wrench, ref whistle (don't ask), and one of those hooks that you hang on the door with the ball on it.

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                  • #10
                    Ouch!

                    Originally posted by tsbanger View Post
                    Torque wrench?!?....... LOLL
                    Ouch! hopefully Shyla's wrench had a nicer handle than mine has - deeply knurled, cold, hard and rough steel.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
                      Hair brush, spatula, whisk, banana, sponge, candle stick, cucumber, Baseball bat, belt, torque wrench, ref whistle (don't ask), and one of those hooks that you hang on the door with the ball on it.
                      A wrench? Ouch...at least I would think ouch. I've wanted to try the cucumber for a while myself.

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                      • #12
                        Boys will be Boys....

                        Who said anything about sticking a wrench into someone, being good in bed means you have to think outside the box.... that wrench is long enough to be used as a perfect spreader bar.

                        Google "spreader bar"....a broomstick works too.

                        I figured using a ref whistle on a girl's clit would be a little more on the shocking/creative/genius side...but I can understand your shock with the wrench.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Shyla Wild View Post
                          Who said anything about sticking a wrench into someone, being good in bed means you have to think outside the box.... that wrench is long enough to be used as a perfect spreader bar.

                          Google "spreader bar"....a broomstick works too.

                          I figured using a ref whistle on a girl's clit would be a little more on the shocking/creative/genius side...but I can understand your shock with the wrench.

                          Well, the whistle does sound smart. I'll have to try that sometime.

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                          • #14
                            Wii Remote!!!
                            Back after about a year, you guys and gals remember me?
                            5 months on hormones as of the 21st!

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                            • #15
                              Y

                              the ex used to love riding a red pylon bought at the dollar store (stretched her ass nicely)

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