Objects not meant to be used as sex toys but can be used as such

[Wendy Summers]

I've made a career out of this LOL:

Turkey Baster



Atari Joysticks


Toilet Bursh:


I've also done a lightsaber but no pics of it handy at the moment

[Hockeydude89]

I've made a career out of this LOL:

Turkey Baster



Atari Joysticks


Toilet Bursh:


I've also done a lightsaber but no pics of it handy at the moment

No pics here either. I also recently took apart the lightsaber (it was retractable) and kept the top part of the "saber" so now I have my own sort of personal dildo without having to hide the lightsaber from friends when they come over lol. No other need for it anyway, so might as well.

[tsbanger]

RE: Boys will be Boys....

Who said anything about sticking a wrench into someone, being good in bed means you have to think outside the box.... that wrench is long enough to be used as a perfect spreader bar.

Google "spreader bar"....a broomstick works too.

I figured using a ref whistle on a girl's clit would be a little more on the shocking/creative/genius side...but I can understand your shock with the wrench.

Shocked?!? No, not at all! Turned "ON" by the thoughts of it...

[idleflow]

Who said anything about sticking a wrench into someone, being good in bed means you have to think outside the box.... that wrench is long enough to be used as a perfect spreader bar.

Google "spreader bar"....a broomstick works too.

I figured using a ref whistle on a girl's clit would be a little more on the shocking/creative/genius side...but I can understand your shock with the wrench.

If it's a good romp the wrench can be used to snug the bolts back up that hold the bed together.

[ha7271]

during my teenage years:

candle stick, the regular one, then invented some variations.. i used to burn the candle every couple of inches to simulate anal beeds..

hair brush..

toilet brush..

a bunch of batteries lined up together in a plastic bag..

haven't had the guts to try veggies although everytime i see one of those huge cucumbers i get a hard on..

[Oscar]

Asian eggplant, the thin light purple variety. 30-40 sec in the microwave
english cucumber. Use a paring knife to carve out a head
plastic mini wine bottle from hotel mini bar. I'm not a big wine drinker so I put it back.

[Raging Bob]

This is like the perviest episode of "MacGuyver" ever!!!



...plus, I wonder what we all could do with that thing!!!

[dom r]

---Thread: Objects not meant to be used as sex toys but can be used as such---LIGHT BULB, not for penetration!!!!!!!!!!! Light bulbs are so round and smooth, put your cock in an oval or round hole of a short 2.5" wide stool as the stool sits on your lap(I need to patent and sell a plastic version of this wooden stool so ya could easily wash it) to allow your cock to stand up on its own hands free, keep on adding spit to the light bulb and also keep on licking it to make it taste like yur sucking yourself off for extra excitement as ya slowly move it in circles on and around your head, or clit and cunt. Do this nice and slowly. The feeling is amazing especially close to or on the brink due to the slowness,smoothness and wetness and at this point it really feels like your cock is ready to pop on its own leading to an extremely huge orgasm. Do this while a hot porn dvd segment is on a to b repeat loop til ya cum. Maby i'll show a picture of my dick on the brink while doing this with a light bulb, maby next time........YES the light bulb is not suppose to be in the socket when you do this especially not on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!