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(B@rbie Swallows) I Flashed A Priest My Boobs & I Think He Liked It ;o)
"B@rbie Flashed A Priest & Made A Holy Confession For I Have Sinned Being A Tranny Whore!"
Ok, incase one day hes reading this one day online, i will not use his real name just to protect those that wish to live a normal discrete lifestyle, lol. So yea i was in the gay community last night and to make the long story short i saw my greek orthodox priest last night chatting with my friend who works in the nabourhood. He obviously didnt know who i was, but i knew exactly who he was, even though hes gotten a bit older now with grey hair and got a little chubby, but then again most of us get a little fat when we age, lol. I approched him and was talking to him in my langauge in greek, and i told him, i know u. You used to be a priest at that church and now u have a regular job doing something else. You divorced ur wife i heard cause u cheated. And that i used to kiss ur hand every sunday to get holy bread when i was a kid and i used to be in the same sunday school classroom with ur daughter. He was like wow, u sure know alot about me, what is ur name. I told him my mothers last name, but he didnt sound fimilar, when i told him my last name from my fathers side he remember me right away, hes like yes, now i remember u. We were talking about 45 mins non stop and knowing that im a gemini we never shut up cause we keep going and going and going, lol.
Anyways, i pretty much told him everything about my life. I was like have u heard of Luka Magnotta, that killer ? Im like yup, thats my ex boyfriend from 2006, i used to date that piece of shit. I told him i did countless interviewes about him and appeared on tv on the fifth estate show, A&E, the sun uk tabloid magazine, the canadian press, gay lesbian extra magazine, soon the E! channel wants to interview me and said ive declined many others cause they didnt wanna pay me so fuck it. I asked him if its possible that he could have been possessed by the devil or had some sort of demonic evil spirits in order for him to kill somebody like that in the worst way possible by chopping him up in pieces. He said of course, theres no doubt the evil force had some influenced on him for sure. I told him, that he did this for fame and attention and also cause he s mentally unstable disturbed u know, cause no normal person would do such a disgusting act by filming this murder posting the video online for the world to watch and masterbating with one of the victims arms, and giving some of the flesh to his dog to eat. I could tell he was a bit disturbed by my graphic details by what i told him. But considering hes a former priest, im like, well, im sure hes heard ton of stories before. He was very entertained by me but at the same time he seemed very concerned and worried about my future being a transsexual.
He asked me what am i gonna do when im older in 10 years. Are u gonna continue with this lifestyle, will u ever remove ur implants one day and become a normal man, i said no. Then he was like will u one day get the full sex change and become a full woman totally. Im like, listen if i get a fake pussy,, men will rape me, but if i get i keep my dick, then i will rape men instead, lol. I did however flashed my tits a few times during our conversation, in which he tried to look away out of respect cause he pretty much seen me grow up as a kid into this fucking tranny whore freak show u see today, lol. I told him, im drug free now,, i no longer do cocaine and im proud of it. Over 2 years clean now. I never went to rehab for it, i just made the decision that im no longer gonna do this shit cause its just making me depressed alot more then i already am and i wanna live a much more healthier positive lifestyle cause when ur transgender person, u are already facing alot of already with all the discrimination everywhere u go. I told him the reason why most people do drugs is because its an escape from reality. I also mentioned to him that alot of lesbians come on to me cause i look like a girl, lol. I said, well, alot of them hate men,, and dont want them near them, but if ur a man who looks like a woman with fake tits, then they could bend the rules and sometimes fool around with u.
Now remember i got the real thing down below, and they always use strap on dildos on each others pussy. He asked me if i ever been with a woman before, i said no, i never had sex with them. Then i was like, well i did fooled around with this one girl in a 3some with my former sugar daddy but we just licked each other tits, but i didnt get hard or anything. He was asking me stuff like, will u have kids one day,, will u get married, will u have a normal life. Im like nope nope nope. I told him not everyone wants to have kids u know, even some straight people dont want em, cause once u have them u will never have any freedom, lol. He wanted to know what my parents think of me and my brothers. I told them they dont agree with my lifestyle, my mother ignored me for a few yrs when i got my implants cause it was very difficult for her to accept her son transistiioing into a woman infront of her eyes. I noticed the former priest got all teary eyed. I sometimes have that effect on some people when i tell them my reality stories cause it comes from the heart not from fabrication. I told him most people that work as strippers, and prostitudes got issues, most are drug addicts and most are mentally disturbed, lol. I told him alot of stuff about my life and he was very interested and entertained.
He said i open up his mind alot cause he dosent normally hear these kind of stuff. He said it was his first time in gay community cause his friend works there. I guess i should believe and take that word. Who am i to judge right? I showed him a photo of me from halloween beside Jesus, while i was topless just wearing a gstring, lol. I guess that must have been kinda shocking for a ex priest to witness, lol. I told him that alot of plastic surgerons refused to give me breast implants cause alot of them are religous due to being jewish and they dont agree with giving a male 2 female transender person breast implants. I also told him, being gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender is not a choice, we are all born this way. He was like let me ask u something, im like sure. Hes like why did u become a woman. I told him cause inside my heart & soul,, i always felt like a woman trapped inside a mans body. I had to express my inner self inorder to continue living my life, otherwise i dont think i could do it cause its very depressing when u feel female but on the outside ur male. I said i know it sounds crazy and wierd but trust me, alot of people around the world feel feel this way. I never knew that one day i was gonna talk to my former greek priest about all these confessions in the gay village sodom & gomorrah, cause as a kid, a young boy, i was very shy. He told me kinda feels for me after all i went through.
He said i feel like im giving my own child advice right now on what to do in the future. Now mind u, i wasnt dolled up last night with hair extentions, makeup, fake nails, fake eyelashes, slutty clothes, i was dressed more like a butch lesbian so i had to show him pics on my cell phone when im fully dolled up as a woman how i look like which he was blown away. He wanted to know why i dont have any facail hair, i said ive had lazer hair removal. I told him, i used to take female hormones, estrogen pills but i stopped due to the negative side effects like weight gain, depressing, crying daily, no sex drive, shrinks ur balls, no sperm. I didnt care i was talking to a former priest. The way i talk is the way to talk to anyone no matter what background they came from. Im not gonna censore myself just because hes a religous person, and because of that i think i get more respect at the end. I did however told my mother this morning about bumping into the greek priest and she was shocked and ashamed with guilt saying why did u tell him who i was and who ur mother was. Im like fuck, relax,, u tell all ur friends and relitives that ur son became a woman, and now im not allowed to be open to others about who i am? Im like hes not a priest anymore, so who gives a shit. I guess shes old fashion, and worried she'll get a bad name, repuation for having a child who became a transsexual whore who used to date a killer, lol.
Anyways, ummm, i dont know what else to say. If the priest was my type i would totally go down on my knees and worship his holy c**k, while praying to jesus, lol.
B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com
Ok, incase one day hes reading this one day online, i will not use his real name just to protect those that wish to live a normal discrete lifestyle, lol. So yea i was in the gay community last night and to make the long story short i saw my greek orthodox priest last night chatting with my friend who works in the nabourhood. He obviously didnt know who i was, but i knew exactly who he was, even though hes gotten a bit older now with grey hair and got a little chubby, but then again most of us get a little fat when we age, lol. I approched him and was talking to him in my langauge in greek, and i told him, i know u. You used to be a priest at that church and now u have a regular job doing something else. You divorced ur wife i heard cause u cheated. And that i used to kiss ur hand every sunday to get holy bread when i was a kid and i used to be in the same sunday school classroom with ur daughter. He was like wow, u sure know alot about me, what is ur name. I told him my mothers last name, but he didnt sound fimilar, when i told him my last name from my fathers side he remember me right away, hes like yes, now i remember u. We were talking about 45 mins non stop and knowing that im a gemini we never shut up cause we keep going and going and going, lol.
Anyways, i pretty much told him everything about my life. I was like have u heard of Luka Magnotta, that killer ? Im like yup, thats my ex boyfriend from 2006, i used to date that piece of shit. I told him i did countless interviewes about him and appeared on tv on the fifth estate show, A&E, the sun uk tabloid magazine, the canadian press, gay lesbian extra magazine, soon the E! channel wants to interview me and said ive declined many others cause they didnt wanna pay me so fuck it. I asked him if its possible that he could have been possessed by the devil or had some sort of demonic evil spirits in order for him to kill somebody like that in the worst way possible by chopping him up in pieces. He said of course, theres no doubt the evil force had some influenced on him for sure. I told him, that he did this for fame and attention and also cause he s mentally unstable disturbed u know, cause no normal person would do such a disgusting act by filming this murder posting the video online for the world to watch and masterbating with one of the victims arms, and giving some of the flesh to his dog to eat. I could tell he was a bit disturbed by my graphic details by what i told him. But considering hes a former priest, im like, well, im sure hes heard ton of stories before. He was very entertained by me but at the same time he seemed very concerned and worried about my future being a transsexual.
He asked me what am i gonna do when im older in 10 years. Are u gonna continue with this lifestyle, will u ever remove ur implants one day and become a normal man, i said no. Then he was like will u one day get the full sex change and become a full woman totally. Im like, listen if i get a fake pussy,, men will rape me, but if i get i keep my dick, then i will rape men instead, lol. I did however flashed my tits a few times during our conversation, in which he tried to look away out of respect cause he pretty much seen me grow up as a kid into this fucking tranny whore freak show u see today, lol. I told him, im drug free now,, i no longer do cocaine and im proud of it. Over 2 years clean now. I never went to rehab for it, i just made the decision that im no longer gonna do this shit cause its just making me depressed alot more then i already am and i wanna live a much more healthier positive lifestyle cause when ur transgender person, u are already facing alot of already with all the discrimination everywhere u go. I told him the reason why most people do drugs is because its an escape from reality. I also mentioned to him that alot of lesbians come on to me cause i look like a girl, lol. I said, well, alot of them hate men,, and dont want them near them, but if ur a man who looks like a woman with fake tits, then they could bend the rules and sometimes fool around with u.
Now remember i got the real thing down below, and they always use strap on dildos on each others pussy. He asked me if i ever been with a woman before, i said no, i never had sex with them. Then i was like, well i did fooled around with this one girl in a 3some with my former sugar daddy but we just licked each other tits, but i didnt get hard or anything. He was asking me stuff like, will u have kids one day,, will u get married, will u have a normal life. Im like nope nope nope. I told him not everyone wants to have kids u know, even some straight people dont want em, cause once u have them u will never have any freedom, lol. He wanted to know what my parents think of me and my brothers. I told them they dont agree with my lifestyle, my mother ignored me for a few yrs when i got my implants cause it was very difficult for her to accept her son transistiioing into a woman infront of her eyes. I noticed the former priest got all teary eyed. I sometimes have that effect on some people when i tell them my reality stories cause it comes from the heart not from fabrication. I told him most people that work as strippers, and prostitudes got issues, most are drug addicts and most are mentally disturbed, lol. I told him alot of stuff about my life and he was very interested and entertained.
He said i open up his mind alot cause he dosent normally hear these kind of stuff. He said it was his first time in gay community cause his friend works there. I guess i should believe and take that word. Who am i to judge right? I showed him a photo of me from halloween beside Jesus, while i was topless just wearing a gstring, lol. I guess that must have been kinda shocking for a ex priest to witness, lol. I told him that alot of plastic surgerons refused to give me breast implants cause alot of them are religous due to being jewish and they dont agree with giving a male 2 female transender person breast implants. I also told him, being gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender is not a choice, we are all born this way. He was like let me ask u something, im like sure. Hes like why did u become a woman. I told him cause inside my heart & soul,, i always felt like a woman trapped inside a mans body. I had to express my inner self inorder to continue living my life, otherwise i dont think i could do it cause its very depressing when u feel female but on the outside ur male. I said i know it sounds crazy and wierd but trust me, alot of people around the world feel feel this way. I never knew that one day i was gonna talk to my former greek priest about all these confessions in the gay village sodom & gomorrah, cause as a kid, a young boy, i was very shy. He told me kinda feels for me after all i went through.
He said i feel like im giving my own child advice right now on what to do in the future. Now mind u, i wasnt dolled up last night with hair extentions, makeup, fake nails, fake eyelashes, slutty clothes, i was dressed more like a butch lesbian so i had to show him pics on my cell phone when im fully dolled up as a woman how i look like which he was blown away. He wanted to know why i dont have any facail hair, i said ive had lazer hair removal. I told him, i used to take female hormones, estrogen pills but i stopped due to the negative side effects like weight gain, depressing, crying daily, no sex drive, shrinks ur balls, no sperm. I didnt care i was talking to a former priest. The way i talk is the way to talk to anyone no matter what background they came from. Im not gonna censore myself just because hes a religous person, and because of that i think i get more respect at the end. I did however told my mother this morning about bumping into the greek priest and she was shocked and ashamed with guilt saying why did u tell him who i was and who ur mother was. Im like fuck, relax,, u tell all ur friends and relitives that ur son became a woman, and now im not allowed to be open to others about who i am? Im like hes not a priest anymore, so who gives a shit. I guess shes old fashion, and worried she'll get a bad name, repuation for having a child who became a transsexual whore who used to date a killer, lol.
Anyways, ummm, i dont know what else to say. If the priest was my type i would totally go down on my knees and worship his holy c**k, while praying to jesus, lol.
B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com
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