THE.sweet.KITANA ---- eeeek IM BLONDE!!!! ------ AUGUST IPAD PIX ------

[tsKITANA]

Had a dinner date on the weekend in downtown Yorkville!
Exposed this look at the request of the client for "cute asian".
I like blonde, blondes do really have fun. =p
New professional photoshoot this month!
OH... thinking of Alberta visit in September [been 3 years].
mmhmm other than those news, enjoy the last month of summer everyone! haaha!
love always, kitana

[Locomotion]

Beautiful Blonde

Love the new look, Kitanna! Very sexy...

Here's a life time of blonde jokes for you:

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.

Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.

Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?

Q:  Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A:  It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Q:  What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A:  They drowned in Spring training.

Q:  Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A:  To see what was on the other side.

Q:  How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:  Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q:  Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A:  Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q:  What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A:  You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
A:  You have to hollow out the head.

Q:  How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
A:  Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death in
      their car at a drive-in movie
theater? 
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q:  Why can't Blondes be pharmacists?
A:  They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the
typewriters.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for
penicillin.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off
the cliff?  
A:  She thought her maxi pad had wings
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
A: So they wouldn't  shit all over when you play with their
tits.

Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and seek winner!

Q: What is the difference between a 747 jumbo jet and a blonde?
A:  Not everyone has been in a 747

Q: Why did the blonde have rectangular tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: By drowning it.

Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: Why can't blondes water-ski?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde?
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a
magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

Q: What is a blondes blood type?
A: Pink glitter.

Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars


Q. Why did the blonde shoot the clock?
A. To Kill time

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How did the BLONDE die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q: How do you get a BLONDE to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What does a BLONDE ask the doctor,  in the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.


Q: What do you call a room full of blonde women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party!


Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.


Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.


Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.


Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.


Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How does a blonde prefer her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q: How does a blonde give a high-five?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

Q: Who is the best blonde secretary in the world?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.


Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.

Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes change light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q:  Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A:  They always forget the recipe.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

Q:  What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A:  "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"

[merelypink]

WOW looks great!!

[bottomguyusually]

You look great.

[apache]

Great new look.

[circle2559]

Looks very hot.

[tsKITANA]

<3

Thank you friends ! <3
you guys rock !

[brownguy123]

Very sexy!

[smoothoperator]

Fuckin Stunning as always........dayum

[Alexis]

Damned Sexy Girl..

Had a dinner date on the weekend in downtown Yorkville!
Exposed this look at the request of the client for "cute asian".
I like blonde, blondes do really have fun. =p
New professional photoshoot this month!
OH... thinking of Alberta visit in September [been 3 years].
mmhmm other than those news, enjoy the last month of summer everyone! haaha!
love always, kitana

I love it..

Super sexy girl..

Now I really wanna bang that bubble but of yours..

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

This is 100% bang on.. lmao..

[Madchild]

Cute...

[bottomguyusually]

I love it..

Now I really wanna bang that bubble but of yours..

Only if I can watch

[tsKITANA]

amazing people! love you friends & lovers!

Very sexy!

Thanks dear! miss you! inbox me soon! hope all is welll!

Fuckin Stunning as always........dayum

Fly guy! hope everything is well

I love it..

Super sexy girl..

Now I really wanna bang that bubble but of yours..

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

This is 100% bang on.. lmao..

miss thing, ill be waiting

Cute...

no, you are

Only if I can watch

Only if you sit in the corner like the little bitch you are, cuffed, mouth open wide.

[bottomguyusually]

Only if you sit in the corner like the little bitch you are, cuffed, mouth open wide.[/B]

Knowing how much you like to be on the bottom for big ones, I could probably learn to be your bitch for an hour or so, watching you take it would be worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raging Bob]

Now you know how Nicki Minaj wishes she looked!!!