"I told you do use an enema before the anal sex scenes!"

[TSFantasia]

I remember seeing this cartoon in a porn mag years ago naked girl on a bed in the doggie position with brown oozing out her crack (that's shit in layman terms..lol) three naked guys running away in the distance and the director yelling "I told you to use an enema before the anal sex scenes!" at the girl with the puzzled look on her face .
Guess this is a pet peeve of mine and it is the reality of anal sex and turning your "waste disposal" site into an amusement park! There's no such thing as spontaneous anal sex without potentially "shitty" results! So if you want to be topped in your shemale encounter add these to your vocabulary and sex kit along with your condoms, lube etc "vaginal douche kit" !!
I don't mind a guy taking a shower at my place before or after a session if he's coming over straight from work but douching at my place "Sure why not what ever you want to do at $300 per hr I'll start the clock!" LMAO

[merelypink]

always be prepared

[Rockheart]

Using a longer thinner dildo in the shower tends to clean you out pretty good. It also prepares you for entry which is sometimes (always) awkward and painful. Using the toy to push water up your butt basically accomplishes the same thing as the douche. However you could finish up with the douche as well. In Thailand things are improved because every toilet has a hose. People don't use toilet paper the same way we do in the North America. When you use the toilet you blast your ass out with the hose after then use 2 or 3 squares to dry off.

[aguyoutthere1]

This is a topic I've brought up recently. I enjoy topping but I also enjoy being a bottom. The problem is, in my present situation, douching or an enema is really not that easy to do without "someone" asking, "what the hell are you doing?"

So there have been times where I really wanted a cock in me, but felt I was unclean. I used to really try to plan ahead, and if I had a very high protein diet for a few days, I'd be pretty clean as my body absorbs protein and craps out carbs it seems. Unfortunately when I have no carbs I have no energy either.

I asked a fellow member what they did to ensure they were clean and I was told sex shops sell an item used for it. I have yet to go look for it.

Recently I used warm water with soap and shot it up my butt with an enema kit, but I had time to do it. It worked really well, but I was seeing a GG and hoping for some rimming, fingering. I asked her to rim me, she asked if I was clean and I told her what I did. She says, "Holy fuck, you're organised like a porn star".

Any other ideas people use would be great.

I love the idea of a hose or water to spray, but I fear what real mess the bathroom would end up. North Americans can be pigs without water spraying everywhere. LOL (We certainly do kill alot of trees with TP)


KC

[Rockheart]

This is a topic I've brought up recently. I enjoy topping but I also enjoy being a bottom. The problem is, in my present situation, douching or an enema is really not that easy to do without "someone" asking, "what the hell are you doing?"

So there have been times where I really wanted a cock in me, but felt I was unclean. I used to really try to plan ahead, and if I had a very high protein diet for a few days, I'd be pretty clean as my body absorbs protein and craps out carbs it seems. Unfortunately when I have no carbs I have no energy either.

I asked a fellow member what they did to ensure they were clean and I was told sex shops sell an item used for it. I have yet to go look for it.

Recently I used warm water with soap and shot it up my butt with an enema kit, but I had time to do it. It worked really well, but I was seeing a GG and hoping for some rimming, fingering. I asked her to rim me, she asked if I was clean and I told her what I did. She says, "Holy fuck, you're organised like a porn star".

Any other ideas people use would be great.

I love the idea of a hose or water to spray, but I fear what real mess the bathroom would end up. North Americans can be pigs without water spraying everywhere. LOL (We certainly do kill alot of trees with TP)


KC

You brought up another item that in an escort situation the client is on the clock too.
Sometimes there just isn't the opportunity to prepare before hand.

Unfortunately escorts have to see first timers, one timers and don't give a shitters.
Going backdoor is risky at best if poo bothers you.
If you are more inexperienced or a first timer you can be as clean as a whistle to start but no have control higher up. So i suppose this going to be something that professional cannot dodge.
Working in nightclubs for years I had to deal with vomit which i find even more disgusting than number 2 which we deal with ourselves several times a day.
You can tell people not to puke, but when they do, you gotta clean it up.


Toilet Hoses would be great, you seem to be thinking of fire hoses or something.
They are just like kitchen rinse hoses.
In the hot weather in thailand it is especially good to get all the residue off to avoid chafing and stuff. Just using TP does not do it.The fact is I usually have 3 or more showers a day in thailand which never happens in Canada.

[toban]

No easy, reliable solution

I believe that the only way to guarantee you are absolutely clean would be to starve for a couple of days and then use dynamite laxatives to empty all 26 feet of your bowel as when you are required to prep for a colonoscopy. That's an agonizing but necessary 2 day process!

Like you, I use a douche[female kit] which is pretty difficult to conceal or carry around. It holds about 2 litres of soap & water in the bag and has about a six inch nozzle which sprays the soap solution in a circular pattern inside. I generally repeat this several times, yet even despite this, I have found that occasionally, as the current saying goes, "Shit happens!"

Without the starvation part, once douched, you have only a small window of opportunity to stay clean because the intestine is continually pushing stuff down through the system so there is no warning when it is going to empty a load of fresh stuff into that once nice clean butt.

I'd be very leary about pushing a hose with standard city water pressure up there in case it caused any damage or tore something.

This is a topic I've brought up recently. I enjoy topping but I also enjoy being a bottom. The problem is, in my present situation, douching or an enema is really not that easy to do without "someone" asking, "what the hell are you doing?"

So there have been times where I really wanted a cock in me, but felt I was unclean. - - - - - - - - - - -
Recently I used warm water with soap and shot it up my butt with an enema kit, but I had time to do it. It worked really well, but I was seeing a GG and hoping for some rimming, fingering. I asked her to rim me, she asked if I was clean and I told her what I did. She says, "Holy fuck, you're organised like a porn star".

Any other ideas people use would be great.

I love the idea of a hose or water to spray, but I fear what real mess the bathroom would end up. North Americans can be pigs without water spraying everywhere. LOL (We certainly do kill alot of trees with TP)


KC

[cameeindos]

it's simple. know your bms (bowel movements lol..)

The average person shits about once (maybe twice) a day. so that leaves many hours a day with a "free" rectum so to speak (well it won't be free with a cock in there haha..) So simply time sex when you're not due for a shit. An enema really is not needed all the time IMO, and it can damage the lower intestine if it's done a lot. especially the chemical ones, though the water ones can also.

changing diet can help, but it also depends on how healthy your general digestive system is. if you have the runs, and really bad that it comes out like water, then sex is out lol.. it's probably better to eat food that bulks your poo up, like meat, eggs, etc. so more is "expelled" leaving a free rectum (ha, i sound like a doctor haha..)

IMO, the best option for really spontaneous sex is get a shower head (set on cold of course), get in the bath/shower space, and wash out. that should get rid of any faeces in the rectum, and provided you're not due to shit for a few hours, then no "accidents" should occur when the cock is up there hehe..

[TSFantasia]

Good thoughts and tips

Thanks guys for your tips, pointers and thoughts on this subject I buy a 2 in a box vaginal douche kit bottles at a drug store like Shoppers Drug Mart they are small and compact and seem to last a long time..empty out what's in there and just use warm water til you "squirt" clean lol. Having a vibrator or dildo will tell you if the coast is clear . Your usually good for a few hours after that. Accidents will happen but I definitely enjoy penetration much more when it doesnt produce an urgent need to run to the bathroom

[toban]

Things don't work that way!!

it's simple. know your bms (bowel movements lol..)

The average person shits about once (maybe twice) a day. so that leaves many hours a day with a "free" rectum so to speak (well it won't be free with a cock in there haha..) So simply time sex when you're not due for a shit. An enema really is not needed all the time IMO, and it can damage the lower intestine if it's done a lot. especially the chemical ones, though the water ones can also. . . . . . . . . . . .

Unfortunately our gut does not work the way suggested in the quote above. The purpose of the rectum is for faecal storage only, not for procreation, fun or enjoyment. Even just seconds after a bowel movement may have completely emptied the rectum there is always a possibility of a fresh deposit being pushed into that storage area to await the next dump!

As our dinner leaves our stomach it is automatically propelled in spurts or pulses through our intestines (all 26 feet of them) until, possibly up to about two days later, with all the nutrients absorbed, it finally emerges at the end of the large intestine where, being of no further value to us it is pushed into the rectum to be stored there until it is necessary or convenient for us to have a bowel movement.

WARNING! New shipments of fresh stuff may arrive spontaneously and without prior notice!!

[aguyoutthere1]

Unfortunately our gut does not work the way suggested in the quote above. The purpose of the rectum is for faecal storage only, not for procreation, fun or enjoyment. Even just seconds after a bowel movement may have completely emptied the rectum there is always a possibility of a fresh deposit being pushed into that storage area to await the next dump!

As our dinner leaves our stomach it is automatically propelled in spurts or pulses through our intestines (all 26 feet of them) until, possibly up to about two days later, with all the nutrients absorbed, it finally emerges at the end of the large intestine where, being of no further value to us it is pushed into the rectum to be stored there until it is necessary or convenient for us to have a bowel movement.

WARNING! New shipments of fresh stuff may arrive spontaneously and without prior notice!!

I'm guessing the safest advice is to clean as much as possible and make sure you haven't eaten for 24 hours.

It just makes me wonder how many times girls have had surprises when ramming me. No responses are necessary, just makes me think.



KC

[TSFantasia]

Well this is turning into a "messy" subject! Who started this shit anyways? Lol oh I guess I did.
I really don't think any extreme measures are needed (special diets, fasting, etc) just a reasonable cleansing and you should be good to go ...or good to not go I suppose .

[toban]

It's just a case of "Caveat actor"

Well this is turning into a "messy" subject! Who started this shit anyways? Lol oh I guess I did.
I really don't think any extreme measures are needed (special diets, fasting, etc) just a reasonable cleansing and you should be good to go ...or good to not go I suppose .

Yes, as long as we realize how our body functions and provided that we?ve made a conscientious effort to cleanse ourselves before an encounter, there's not much else we can really do.

Whether a browning is likely to occur is a total crapshoot!

[dom r]

When im in 69 and put my nose in a female butt, its like her cum keeps her own butt clean but its still a bit doopy in there for that extra excitement, Thats what shemales should do, they need to olive oil up their butts for 69 or lube for outerbuttsex which I had with a really pretty real-trangirl 4 days ago that I like so much.

[JustA]

Personally I find that I've got a few hours of "a clear passage" after doing my business and cleaning. Guess it depends on your body and diet, so YMMV.

I don't believe anyone should be starving themselves, that's just silly.

[Dani]

Ugh! I would die if that happens to me. (It did once.. never again!) It really takes a conscious effort to clean yourself up; as well as, knowing your bowel movement like someone mentioned. Also being aware of what you eat 8 hours prior to! If its soft food - well chewed up food, or easily digested - its going to be there sooner than you think. Personally, you could literally eat off my ass with how much I coordinate what I eat, what I don't eat, how I clean, and how many times, and making sure I douch and wash it with beer prior to having sex, and after every other round. (I sanitize it with that, and I looovee the smell) I sometimes like to get fucked.. then suck him to completion. I also like my salad tossed. ahahah Thank god I dont do this for a living.