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Too much serious stuff going on here, this is supposed to be fun! Pretend this is like a naked gun movie, park your brain at the door and have a chuckle if you wish
A group of guys decide to head out to the big city for a weekend of booze, broads, and fun. Before the trip we thought it would be a great idea to get some room entertainment, so we scoured BP (first mistake) and found a couple of girls(not t-girls) to do a full out girl on girl show that included toys and the whole nine yards. After they agreed and to call when we were ready, I had a thought... They weren't even concerned about their safety! We contacted them again and told them of that and if they wanted to bring along muscle to go right ahead(he'd just end up drinking with us anyways) 1am... After the trip and the nightclubs we were pretty full and decided to call up the show! Yep 20minutes they'll be there. Perfect. 2am sent a text, ya they are on the way. 3am pizza shows up (got hungry) Finally at 3:30 am we gave up, time to pass out for the night. As I clicked the light off I said " knowing our luck they'll show up in 5 minutes" I swear 10 seconds later there was a knock on the door. While the laughing went on I went to the door(second mistake) and opened it(third mistake)....... WTF, two street urchins that looked like they had crawled out of a dumpster barged in with a "hi". As I stood there wiping the paralyzer residue out of my eyes, they had already made their way into the adjoining room. This is where it gets really stupid.... All of a sudden we hear "who's the birthday boy"you really have to close your eyes here to picture this... A half a dozen guys in their gitch diving behind chairs, under covers and hell one went screaming down the hall as if a live grenade had been tossed in the room! Like any great group, there's always one....."it's my birthday " oh f**k are you for real. As we heard the bathroom door shut we all emerged from cover to find another one of the guys who couldn't see past his nose getting sweet on the other girl. The timing for silence couldn't have been scripted any better as out of the bathroom we heard " do you want me to take my shirt off" without any hesitation "NO"..... How we never got kicked out of that place from the noise of gut busting laughter is beyond me.(paying off the security guard earlier in the night may have helped) our bathroom buddy must have found his glasses because he came screaming out of there holding his cock and having that look of intense pain on his face "she was gnawing on it" of course the laughter became an uncontrolled gong show by that point. The other poor schmuck on the bed had regained some sense as well and stopped whatever the hell he was doing. I ran, grabbed my wallet and tossed them a 50 just to leave! What does this have to do with t-girls? Keep it real, don't post fake pics and you'll all be driving Ferraris in no time if that is the type of "high class escort" you have as competition. Two days later bathroom buddy was complaining that something felt funny hmmm I wonder what that could be eh
. In hindsight, I do give those girls credit for showing up and at least trying, and I guess the best part of it all was, if the actual show we wanted had shown up, it would have been ya it was awesome, instead if any of the guys are having a bad day, one of us will look at them and ask them if they want us to take our shirts off! Bad day over. Laughter always prevails
Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!
A group of guys decide to head out to the big city for a weekend of booze, broads, and fun. Before the trip we thought it would be a great idea to get some room entertainment, so we scoured BP (first mistake) and found a couple of girls(not t-girls) to do a full out girl on girl show that included toys and the whole nine yards. After they agreed and to call when we were ready, I had a thought... They weren't even concerned about their safety! We contacted them again and told them of that and if they wanted to bring along muscle to go right ahead(he'd just end up drinking with us anyways) 1am... After the trip and the nightclubs we were pretty full and decided to call up the show! Yep 20minutes they'll be there. Perfect. 2am sent a text, ya they are on the way. 3am pizza shows up (got hungry) Finally at 3:30 am we gave up, time to pass out for the night. As I clicked the light off I said " knowing our luck they'll show up in 5 minutes" I swear 10 seconds later there was a knock on the door. While the laughing went on I went to the door(second mistake) and opened it(third mistake)....... WTF, two street urchins that looked like they had crawled out of a dumpster barged in with a "hi". As I stood there wiping the paralyzer residue out of my eyes, they had already made their way into the adjoining room. This is where it gets really stupid.... All of a sudden we hear "who's the birthday boy"you really have to close your eyes here to picture this... A half a dozen guys in their gitch diving behind chairs, under covers and hell one went screaming down the hall as if a live grenade had been tossed in the room! Like any great group, there's always one....."it's my birthday " oh f**k are you for real. As we heard the bathroom door shut we all emerged from cover to find another one of the guys who couldn't see past his nose getting sweet on the other girl. The timing for silence couldn't have been scripted any better as out of the bathroom we heard " do you want me to take my shirt off" without any hesitation "NO"..... How we never got kicked out of that place from the noise of gut busting laughter is beyond me.(paying off the security guard earlier in the night may have helped) our bathroom buddy must have found his glasses because he came screaming out of there holding his cock and having that look of intense pain on his face "she was gnawing on it" of course the laughter became an uncontrolled gong show by that point. The other poor schmuck on the bed had regained some sense as well and stopped whatever the hell he was doing. I ran, grabbed my wallet and tossed them a 50 just to leave! What does this have to do with t-girls? Keep it real, don't post fake pics and you'll all be driving Ferraris in no time if that is the type of "high class escort" you have as competition. Two days later bathroom buddy was complaining that something felt funny hmmm I wonder what that could be eh
. In hindsight, I do give those girls credit for showing up and at least trying, and I guess the best part of it all was, if the actual show we wanted had shown up, it would have been ya it was awesome, instead if any of the guys are having a bad day, one of us will look at them and ask them if they want us to take our shirts off! Bad day over. Laughter always prevailsHope everyone has a great weekend!!!
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....lmao!!
Most every guy fantasizes about being a porn star and here was the chance, do that in front of my buddies.... Guess I'm not cut out for porn! We did rope one of the guys to do it and before he could refuse the girls had his pants down around his ankles and threw him on the bed and wrapped him. The one then dropped her bottoms off and laid down. I was sure the ad said no stretch marks... Wrong oh well. The other girl stays clothed and proceeds to pull out what I guess was a vibrator? Ya about the girth of your average tampon and about half the length. Oops dead battery, so she grabs the TV remote to swipe one from there. Remote was AA she needed 1 AAA. All I could think was with the amount of cash you just stuffed in your pocket, you couldn't have even stopped at a 7-11 on the way over for a fuckin battery!! On with the show.... I've seen some awful acting in porn over my years but this was a whole new low. Poor bed buddy getting probably the worst hando that anyone could get plus I'm certain he was having a little performance anxiety
" Ohhhhh yaaaa baby I'm soooo wet ooooh I'm cumming" WTF no cunnilingus, fucked by half a non vibrating silver tampon for ooooo about 5 minutes. They jump up and yep shows over. Figuring we had nothing left to lose another buddy and I go straight into the Waldorf and Statler routine " they aren't half bad" " no they're all bad" hahahahaha. "I've seen the Mohave desert wetter in July" hahaha. Now I'm pretty well versed in what a dripping wet clam looks like as well as the body shudder of the female orgasm. Never witnessed anything but a FAKE everything. As myself(Waldorf) and Statler continued with the one liners( I had to get something for my money) they got dressed and buggered off in a big hurry. Oh ya bed buddy still laying there half naked limp dicked no shot completely embarrassed. We reassured him that it took a lot of balls to step up the way he did. With a shit eatin grin, the best part of it was knowing what a certain amount of money was going to get me the next day, and the worst part was I could have used the money I wasted on these hustlers to see my favorite T-girl twice during the weekend
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