As someone who posts regularly on CL and gets an insane amount of totally moronic, knuckle-dragging responses, I came across this posted just now and it's AWESOME:
1. Don't post/send a pic- the single most important thing you can do is not have a pic. Afraid your dick will be recognized? It's really cool of you do not send a pic when the ad reads: No pic No reply. Keep up the good work!
2. Post/send bad pics- Nothing gets my nipples harder than a grainy,poorly lit pic of a body part that resembles a cauliflower on LSD
3.Demand passability!- honey, the more passable WE are the less likely YOU are ever to meet us. Most of you need to be passable as men before you ask us to be passable as women
3a. Demand that we have tits- you need us to have tits to get you over your fear of being with a "dude". Hormonal tits are difficult and very slow to grow. Implants cost big money. Do you honestly think I went through all that pain and expense to give them to some slobbering idiot like you? Ah,you're so cute.
4.Make us work around your schedule- I am available from 1-3 pm today, 2-4 on Thursday and from 6-7am(!) on Friday. Yeah right,the line forms on the left!
5. Tell us we must be clean- "are you clean?" "Yes" "OK!" You've just taken due diligence to another level.
6.Tell us WE must host- I've been cleaning my place all day in sweet expectation of your arrival
7.Lie about your dick size- to most of us, dick size is not that important. So don't tell us you have an 8 cylinder and show up with a 4-banger
8.Tell us "If I like you it can be ongoing"- aren't you sweet, you fucking knuckle-dragging moron.
And last,but not least, if you are visiting from the U.S. ...
9. Please be a Republican- Because nothing screams hypocrite CUNT like hearing how Obama is ruining your "traditional values" while you have your dick in my tranny ass!
I'm sure there are many I haven't covered;these are just the most common.
And now a word on trans people here on CL. The most common type of trans person you will find here is a CD. They will have varying degrees of "passability"(trans people HATE that word). CDs are usually straight men(85% identify as straight...when not dressed up!) who will dress up occasionally. Full transsexuals who are taking hormones and living as a FEMALE. Very few of them come on here. Then there are shemales; a porn term but it's way better than "non-operative" transsexual. Most of these girls are escorts. They may not be able to get a regular job so they do something that makes them very much in demand. Besides myself, you won't find many of them on here. Why put up with your shit for free when they can get paid to do it? If an escort is doing well(few are) they might come on here to look for someone for their own pleasure. But don't hold your breath.
Trans people are few and far between, like rare gems. You guys tend to think we are a dime a dozen and desperate for what little you have to offer us. When I post an ad I'll get at least 50 replies before the end of the first day. About 48 will be deleted without ceremony. The other 2 just won't show up.
1. Don't post/send a pic- the single most important thing you can do is not have a pic. Afraid your dick will be recognized? It's really cool of you do not send a pic when the ad reads: No pic No reply. Keep up the good work!
2. Post/send bad pics- Nothing gets my nipples harder than a grainy,poorly lit pic of a body part that resembles a cauliflower on LSD
3.Demand passability!- honey, the more passable WE are the less likely YOU are ever to meet us. Most of you need to be passable as men before you ask us to be passable as women
3a. Demand that we have tits- you need us to have tits to get you over your fear of being with a "dude". Hormonal tits are difficult and very slow to grow. Implants cost big money. Do you honestly think I went through all that pain and expense to give them to some slobbering idiot like you? Ah,you're so cute.
4.Make us work around your schedule- I am available from 1-3 pm today, 2-4 on Thursday and from 6-7am(!) on Friday. Yeah right,the line forms on the left!
5. Tell us we must be clean- "are you clean?" "Yes" "OK!" You've just taken due diligence to another level.
6.Tell us WE must host- I've been cleaning my place all day in sweet expectation of your arrival
7.Lie about your dick size- to most of us, dick size is not that important. So don't tell us you have an 8 cylinder and show up with a 4-banger
8.Tell us "If I like you it can be ongoing"- aren't you sweet, you fucking knuckle-dragging moron.
And last,but not least, if you are visiting from the U.S. ...
9. Please be a Republican- Because nothing screams hypocrite CUNT like hearing how Obama is ruining your "traditional values" while you have your dick in my tranny ass!
I'm sure there are many I haven't covered;these are just the most common.
And now a word on trans people here on CL. The most common type of trans person you will find here is a CD. They will have varying degrees of "passability"(trans people HATE that word). CDs are usually straight men(85% identify as straight...when not dressed up!) who will dress up occasionally. Full transsexuals who are taking hormones and living as a FEMALE. Very few of them come on here. Then there are shemales; a porn term but it's way better than "non-operative" transsexual. Most of these girls are escorts. They may not be able to get a regular job so they do something that makes them very much in demand. Besides myself, you won't find many of them on here. Why put up with your shit for free when they can get paid to do it? If an escort is doing well(few are) they might come on here to look for someone for their own pleasure. But don't hold your breath.
Trans people are few and far between, like rare gems. You guys tend to think we are a dime a dozen and desperate for what little you have to offer us. When I post an ad I'll get at least 50 replies before the end of the first day. About 48 will be deleted without ceremony. The other 2 just won't show up.
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