What Kind of Sex Are You Getting At Home??

[TSFantasia]

7 Kinds of Sex. Joke Only.
The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex.*This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you make love until you are blue in the face. You also get smaller because you would rather have sex than eat.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex*This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*Which means you get Nun in the morning,Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
Popular)

The 5th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Screw you!!".

6th kind of sex is called: *Courtroom Sex*This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least,The 7th kind of sex is called:
*Social Security Sex*You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

[rider014]

All the time!!!

I get sex whenever I want.... Palmala never says no and every once in a while I'll give it to her twin sister

[Rockheart]

I get sex whenever I want.... Palmala never says no and every once in a while I'll give it to her twin sister

Also known as Harry Palmer and his 5 sisters.
or
The 5 knuckle shuckle.

[TSFantasia]

I get sex whenever I want.... Palmala never says no and every once in a while I'll give it to her twin sister

Also known as Harry Palmer and his 5 sisters.
or
The 5 knuckle shuckle.

Well its good to know you guys have an open (handed) relationship with yourselves and that you aren't afraid to take matters into your own hands in sexually matters at home! Lol

[rider014]

Ahhhhh true love

Well its good to know you guys have an open (handed) relationship with yourselves and that you aren't afraid to take matters into your own hands in sexually matters at home! Lol

As the great Gene Simmons says"if you can't love yourself, who's gonna love you"

[bottomguyusually]

AKA playing 5 on 1

[rider014]

It's gotta be

AKA playing 5 on 1

It has to be a gangbang scenario.... One on one here probably wouldn't work so well

[Ray]

I have Confuscius sex at home. Confuscius say " Man who play with himself, cum in handy".

[Telvin]

At home I am asexual...

[TSFantasia]

Well I'm thinking that most of you guys with GFs and wives who are pursuing your "hobbies" on the side are in the "Social Security Sex" category. Your getting a little every month but not enough to live on !

[Guest]

GFs and wives who don't put out...

Hi Fantasia,

I say, may God Bless those wives and GFs.

Us -->


Us --> <-- Sexually deprived men

Us --> <-- Sexually deprived men


Babe,
xoxo

[TSFantasia]

Hi Fantasia,

I say, may God Bless those wives and GFs.

Us -->


Us --> <-- Sexually deprived men

Us --> <-- Sexually deprived men


Babe,
xoxo

Yes Amen to that Sista!! Lol