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  • How do you masturbate?

    Originally posted by Babe View Post
    Hi masturbaters,

    Hey, i was just wondering what do you use as lube when you masturbate?
    And, also, what do you use for visual stimulation, or what do you fantasize about?
    Porn videos?
    Porn magazines?
    Hetro-sexual images or transsexual images?
    Phone sex?
    Twink videos?
    Sex with animals?
    Looking at blow jobs, anal sex, penis in vagina, titty f*cking, or hand jobs?

    Do you use you your saliva?
    Creme rinse?
    Vaseline?
    Hand soap or maybe some hand soap in combination with the shower curtain?
    Shampoo?
    Body lotion?
    Cooking oil or any other type of oil?
    Or maybe you make a mound of flour and water (bread/pizza dough) make a hole in it and add some oil?
    Hmm, maybe a folded piece of liver, or chicken breast?

    Uhmmm...maybe you like to use nothing at all, and just use your own foreskin?
    Maybe you spit in a condom and put the condom on and do it?

    In yahoo chat, once, i was on cam, selling cam shows, and one guy sent me $100.00 in paypal to watch me jerk off, and when i checked my account and saw it was in there, i grabbed one of my own 100$ bills and jerked myself off with it on cam for him, until i came.

    Have you ever used a vacuum cleaner hose on yourself - i mean with the machine on?
    Uhmm, how about using a silk stocking with oil?

    What have you used before?

    Just curious.
    Babe,


  • #2
    With Tweezers!



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    • #3
      Baby oil or sex shop/drug store intimate lubes. Porn videos heterosexual or transsexual ,girl where she is supposed to be and guy or guys where they are supposed to be! Vibrating/or non-vibrating latex dildos 5 to 9 inches depends what level I need to go to get lift-off
      *F*A*N*T*A*SA*

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      • #4
        Old school

        I tell Palmala to bite her lip.... I'm goin in dry hand up,hand down, hand up, hand down, repeat as necessary until desired results are achieved

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        • #5
          lol.. Good topic.

          Originally posted by Crag Rockheart View Post
          With Tweezers!
          Now that's funny.. lmao..

          I masturbate in different ways..

          Sometimes I jerk off while watching porn.. generally anal gangbangs and multi layer cream pies..

          I think about being the woman of course.. That and the girls from Anal Acrobats..

          Occasionally I just go on webcam.. get paid to masturbate..

          Other times I play with a couple really big dildos in the shower and fuck my pretty little ass like there's no tomorrow..

          I make my ass cum over and over and over.. but not ejaculating.. sometimes I do and then it's explosive..

          I can do some amazing things solo.. I have a video using dick rambone.. about 12-13" deep.. OMFG it's BIG!

          There's no way I can do it with other people.. I tighten up way too much..

          Honestly the most intense sex I have is with myself..

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          • #6
            WoW!

            Originally posted by Babe View Post
            Hi all,

            For Crag:
            My gosh!
            Those sure are BiG frikken tweezers - i wonder if there is a some sort of message behind that. "The bigger the tweezers the bigger the dick?"
            Personally, i think i would rather use a pair of kitchen tongs with some soapy sponges or something like that, and slide between them.
            https://www.google.ca/search?q=kitch...w=1016&bih=598
            Tweezers would only hurt and pinch.

            For Fantasia:
            As far as store bought lubes go, i don't use or need them as my saliva is usually, sorry to get a little too graphic, really thick and slippery. My visitors are surprised by it. I find it gets really nice when i deep throat and gag myself. It gets so perfect that i can make most guys cum with one handful, it doesn't dry up fast.
            I tell them i should bottle it and sell it. They agree.
            I prefer to watch well done deepthroat BJs given to men by GGs. I don't really like TG porn, or any porn with any hairy man on hairy man action BUT i have to admit that i do have a liking for some twink porn videos but only with certain actors - they have to be thin, look feminine and be hairless - for example, Roxxy Red is pretty cute. I usually imagine them as young TGs.
            Recently, Roxxxy started dressing like a fem on youtube, so i suppose he is discovering he is actually a TG or maybe he will just use that to make more money in porn. But i see a TG, there.

            For rider:
            I could never understand a dry wank. I, personally, always needed something slippery in my hand to get myself off.
            Although, sometimes, and only recently, and much to my surprise, when i am VERY horny (and if i abstained for several days) and i am watching porn and wondering if i should get up to get something wet if my saliva is thin, as i stroke myself softly and work myself up, i can cum, but it never feels as good as sliding into something wet and slippery, and i always regret not lubing myself after i'm done. I'm too impulsive, sometimes.
            I have seen some of my visitors wanking with a dry hand and they came like that, and i sort of scratch my noggin thinking, "A dry hand?"
            Then again, those are the older gentlemen who are used to their own way of wanking, or if they are a little flacid and need their own touch. Meaning, during the session, i almost made them cum several times and they stopped me, and then when it was time to finish, nothing i could do could get them "there" and they wanked themselves off and came either looking at me, or sucking me, or we lay there French kissing.
            I prefer the wetness.

            For all,
            I once invented a masturbation device that was so fantastic, i preferred it to my real life lover. She was a lazy lay anyway, but she looked fantastic and she gave great head - if i begged enough. I hated her for that.
            This invention was used on myself about six times per day - it even made me cum when i was worn out and soft. I made two and wore them both out one after the other.
            I stopped using them, though, because it was just too much. I was addicted to it and was causing friction rashes.
            I even contacted a sex toy manufacturer and asked some questions but they were too eager to know what it was over the telephone, and i was too unwilling to tell them because i was afraid they would rip off my idea.
            Years later, i once considered contacting the Dragon's Den - but seriously - could you imagine handing the male dragons a male masturbation toys and saying, "Now just go in to the next room and give it a go, okay Dragons."? Yea right!
            Then, i realized how that show worked (they want to see pre existing sales and mega profits). I had none. So that would go nowhere with them.
            I checked out patents and realized that would be an expensive venture, as the whole patent thing is not for poor people. You need money to have and maintain a patent, so i gave up on the idea.
            I, then, discovered another FANTASTIC masturbation idea and it feels frikken WONDERFUL and i use it, often even these days when work is slow, or if i need a break to get in touch with myself again - as i often do.
            I would love to share it with you all, but many folks would find it too weird, i think. So i'll keep it to myself.
            It's better than an unwilling mouth, though, and as any one knows how it is to get a BJ from a less than willing partner/wife/GF. The only thing it needs is a warm body.

            I look forward to many other members' answers. This could become interesting.

            Thank you all for sharing.

            Crag could do better, though. Tweezers! Get real, dude, lol. Fess up!

            You know, i love you all. Unfortunately, some more than others, and i wish it wasn't like that.

            It just gets so judgmental, in here, sometimes.

            Babe,

            xoxo

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            • #7
              Youch!!

              Originally posted by Babe View Post
              Alexis,

              12 to 13 inch dildo. WOW!! Youch, girl.
              Mine is 10".



              Babe,
              xoxo

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              • #8
                It's bigger than that.. lol..

                Umm... ya.. I'm a slut.. lol..

                It's bigger than that.. it's 13.5" insertable length..

                There's a few GG's out there that can take the whole thing.. Belladonna, Julie Silver, Audrey Hollander, Alysa & Hot Kinky Jo..

                They can take the whole thing.. easily too it seems.. lol.. I got a ways to go..

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                • #9
                  masterbate

                  From an admirer: I watch bi or shemale porn and usually use spit. If I am in the mood I will use some lube on my ass with a toy.

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                  • #10
                    I masturbate like a girl !

                    On my own I always masturbate like a girl. If I wake up with "morning wood" with the tip of my penis sticking out the top of my panties, I will rub the tip with a little spit or lube on my middle and index finger rubbing just the head in a circular motion against my tummy , run my fav fantasies though my head and presto! cum puddle on my tummy and filling my navel! Using a dildo/vibrator I will do the same thing to my soft penis rubbing the head in a circular motion with 2 or 3 fingers head of my penis against my inner thigh or just at the entrance of my anus. No erection necessary within short time I will be squirting all over the dildo and keep working it cum soaked into my slit. I did this several times on webcam shows on AFF and ImLive and seemed like guys found it impressive that I could cum with out getting hard or stroking. "Well I'm a girl so why wouldn't I cum that way?" was my reply.
                    *F*A*N*T*A*SA*

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                    • #11
                      Baby oil or an aloe based lotion on cam

                      Hi I have gotten kind of used to playing with my self on cam and it feels weird to do it with out a chat window open. For lube I like baby oil, it looks good on cam, smells and feels nice. maybe some of you can join me next time i'm on cam and we can
                      From the bed of,
                      Crystal Sopen

                      *messages may have been written while nude and distracted.

                      Every day I'm tumblr-in at crystalsopen.tumblr.com
                      Or visit my Homepage http://crystalsopen.com/

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                      • #12
                        Oh yes, aloe vera.

                        Originally posted by Babe View Post
                        Hi Crystalsopen, (is that sopen as in "sopen wet"? (or sopping wet)

                        Thanks for mentioning aloe vera.
                        That reminds me. Take an aloe vera leaf and cut about two inches off and peel it - throw the skin away.

                        Put it in the blender and make a liquid.
                        Pour it into a bowl, dip your hand in and have fun. Feels nice and doesn't dry up too quickly.
                        It would make a nice lube for anal, also.

                        You can buy large aloe vera leaves from most Chinese grocery stores, for about $1.75
                        And it's all natural, too.

                        Babe,
                        xoxo

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by TSFantasia View Post
                          On my own I always masturbate like a girl.... I will rub the tip with a little spit or lube on my middle and index finger rubbing just the head in a circular motion..... rubbing the head in a circular motion with 2 or 3 fingers head of my penis
                          I get off like a female as well, they make circles around their clit area, I make circles around my uncircumcised head area like the way you do but different. Instead of fingers I use the big ball end handle of a glass dildo, no penetration in ma frizing ass. Heres what i do exactly and i know i posted this already before but I will reveal it all(almost). I watch a new female or shemale porn dvd. As I slowly fast forward search I mark down on paper all the most lustful camera angles and the time they occur and give it a rating of 1 to 1000.(a rating of 900 to 1000 will even make the gods have the biggest earthquake imaginable).It takes about an hour or more to view an entire dvd this way and I do this without getting an erection. Meaning I eventually become so sexually aroused especially when an hour has passed of looking and hearing all that lust that im really ready to pop my fucking cock off at that point as a constant flow of wet pre-cum just flows out of my head as my dick still remains soft like the way females get aroused. Then I pick my very favorite camera angle/scene segment on that dvd with the highest rating, could be 10 seconds in length or 2 minutes, and I repeat play that segment by using the A and B repeat loop feature on the remote.Now im ready for orgasm.(as females always put it,they say orgasm instead of an orgasm). This gets nasty but I wont reveal what I do other times. I get my 3 inch wide stool with an oval hole in the middle and I put that on my lap as im sitting down. Some tickling and bang its hard as flick and I put it in through the oval hole to allow my cock to stand straight up all on its own without using my hand to hold it because it feels more intense that way due to the only touch being focused on my head area where the orgasm will occur. Its so hard and stiff at this point with a continued flow of wet pre-cum like a volcano ready to burst. As I watch and hear the repeated porn segment I get my glass dildo and hold it on the slim end as I somewhat slowly rub the glass ball in circles on or around my head/tip area. To make it even more wet I droll on the ball end and even lick ma own com on it. I keep doing this until im about a minute away from cumming and I may even slow it down even more to make the explosion even more massive.Sometimes how I wish at this point there was a pretty girl with her big wet cock doing the circles on my head with her head instead of this stupid glass ball. Anyways I then have the biggest orgasm and ejac imaginable known to humankind with my face turning so blush especially if it was a girls wet head on my head instead of the glass ball.(had that 4 times actually with tgirls so far, it was amazing 1 time,good to not bad other,but always beyond amazing when I do that myself because I know what to do with perfection).
                          Last edited by dom r; 12-17-2013, 10:13 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dom r View Post
                            I get off like a female as well, they make circles around their clit area, I make circles around my uncircumcised head area like the way you do but different. Instead of fingers I use the big ball end handle of a glass dildo, no penetration in ma frizing ass. Heres what i do exactly and i know i posted this already before but I will reveal it all(almost). I watch a new female or shemale porn dvd. As I slowly fast forward search I mark down on paper all the most lustful camera angles and the time they occur and give it a rating of 1 to 1000.(a rating of 900 to 1000 will even make the gods have the biggest earthquake imaginable).It takes about an hour or more to view an entire dvd this way and I do this without getting an erection. Meaning I eventually become so sexually aroused especially when an hour has passed of looking and hearing all that lust that im really ready to pop my fucking cock off at that point as a constant flow of wet pre-cum just flows out of my head as my dick still remains soft like the way females get aroused. Then I pick my very favorite camera angle/scene segment on that dvd with the highest rating, could be 10 seconds in length or 2 minutes, and I repeat play that segment by using the A and B repeat loop feature on the remote.Now im ready for orgasm.(as females always put it,they say orgasm instead of an orgasm). This gets nasty but I wont reveal what I do other times. I get my 3 inch wide stool with an oval hole in the middle and I put that on my lap as im sitting down. Some tickling and bang its hard as flick and I put it in through the oval hole to allow my cock to stand straight up all on its own without using my hand to hold it because it feels more intense that way due to the only touch being focused on my head area where the orgasm will occur. Its so hard and stiff at this point with a continued flow of wet pre-cum like a volcano ready to burst. As I watch and hear the repeated porn segment I get my glass dildo and hold it on the slim end as I somewhat slowly rub the glass ball in circles on or around my head/tip area. To make it even more wet I droll on the ball end and even lick ma own com on it. I keep doing this until im about a minute away from cumming and I may even slow it down even more to make the explosion even more massive.Sometimes how I wish at this point there was a pretty girl with her big wet cock doing the circles on my head with her head instead of this stupid glass ball. Anyways I then have the biggest orgasm and ejac imaginable known to humankind with my face turning so blush especially if it was a girls wet head on my head instead of the glass ball.(had that 4 times actually with tgirls so far, it was amazing 1 time,good to not bad other,but always beyond amazing when I do that myself because I know what to do with perfection).
                            Wow I feel like I'm looking at a living room full of unassembled IKEA furniture and they forgot to translate the instruction sheet..LOL.
                            Does sound interesting ...and time consuming! Most of my masturbation sessions are done in 10-20 mins sometimes less
                            I had two amazing orgasms the way I described today. One first thing in the morning. No morning wood but just felt like rubbing my clit through my panties then inside then rubbed the head in a circular motion against my tummy didn't take long and only got to about half mast and I had a puddle of cum on my tummy/crotch. Then again this aft had just gotten partially ready for an appt showered, douched and the person had a change of plans so had to cancel. Hadn't visited my lil red menace in awhile so dug him out lay on my bed and let him have his way with me. Doesn't take long with that one and again I had a puddle of cum on my tummy didn't even get hard. Getting close to bedtime so must be due for another one.
                            *F*A*N*T*A*SA*

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TSFantasia View Post
                              Wow I feel like I'm looking at a living room full of unassembled IKEA furniture and they forgot to translate the instruction sheet..LOL.
                              Does sound interesting ...and time consuming! Most of my masturbation sessions are done in 10-20 mins sometimes less
                              I had two amazing orgasms the way I described today. One first thing in the morning. No morning wood but just felt like rubbing my clit through my panties then inside then rubbed the head in a circular motion against my tummy didn't take long and only got to about half mast and I had a puddle of cum on my tummy/crotch. Then again this aft had just gotten partially ready for an appt showered, douched and the person had a change of plans so had to cancel. Hadn't visited my lil red menace in awhile so dug him out lay on my bed and let him have his way with me. Doesn't take long with that one and again I had a puddle of cum on my tummy didn't even get hard. Getting close to bedtime so must be due for another one.
                              Love your story. Morning is my fav time to take care of business but...is there ever really a bad time Lil red menace is an understatement!

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