What do you do with your morning wood - if you are alone ??

[F100]

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[rider014]

I'm gettin' too old for this

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Do a handstand in front of the can, take a piss and it goes away. Not a pretty sight

[Guest]

I wish and fantasize.

Hi F100,

I, usually, feel something hard down there while still in a half asleep state and i start thinking how nice it would be to suck on the head of it, and to slowly lick all around the hard shaft.
I imagine the hardness by how nice it feels in my hand, and i imagine the guy behind it starts to screw my mouth with it, then i imagine it exploding the familiar juices into my waiting mouth, then i think of the gratification i've given the guy, and the hug i'll get after he cums, as i drift off back to sleep.

So, i try to pull it up to my mouth hoping it follows my cue so i can suck on it like i just imagined doing.
That's when i realize i am in bed, alone.
So i let go of it, close my eyes tightly, and try to catch up to the fantasy i just imagined.

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

Omg!!

Babe,
xoxo

Why....it's not even morning and reading that made me hard!!! BOING!!

[F100]

It's going to be tough to top that Babe !!

[Guest]

Is it?

Hi F100,

Actually, this "Babe" (me) is quite "easy to top".
The men just have to get here.

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

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[TSFantasia]

Morning Wood Are ...

Morning erections are piss hard-ons! It's your bodies way of keeping you from peeing the bed..lol. as we all know how hard it is to piss with a hard-on!!

If you have time to masturbate or have sex is best, but again more difficult to reach an orgasm when you have to pee. So take a piss and 2 mins later it's gone.

Sorry guys to burst your "I'm a rockstar pornstar!" bubbles just because you have morning wood!

[Guest]

Thank you for the biology lesson, Fantasia.

Guys, here is what Fantasia really does with her morning wood.

...If I wake up with "morning wood" with the tip of my penis sticking out the top of my panties, I will rub the tip with a little spit or lube on my middle and index finger rubbing just the head in a circular motion against my tummy , run my fav fantasies though my head and presto! cum puddle on my tummy and filling my navel!

I wonder if i just out-did my own post with a prevous post by Fantasia.

Babe,
xoxo

[TSFantasia]

Thank you for the biology lesson, Fantasia.

Guys, here is what Fantasia really does with her morning wood.


Originally Posted by TSFantasia
...If I wake up with "morning wood" with the tip of my penis sticking out the top of my panties, I will rub the tip with a little spit or lube on my middle and index finger rubbing just the head in a circular motion against my tummy , run my fav fantasies though my head and presto! cum puddle on my tummy and filling my navel!





I wonder if i just out-did my own post with a prevous post by Fantasia Babe,
xoxo

Mmmm yes but sometime I just have to pee first and then start from scratch..lol

[kokinme]

Start from scratch

Mmmm yes but sometime I just have to pee first and then start from scratch..lol

Mmmmmmm, morning pee! I could help with that, the restart from scratch and clean up the cum puddle as well!

[merelypink]

I use my hand!!!!!!!

[Gypsy1955]

Just SLEEEEPING AWAY!!

Yep, sleeping away...didn't realize I had morning wood. But I wasn't alone! Was woken up to it just going into something hot and wet. Although pretty much still asleep, the hips automatically start moving and pumping like they should. After what I think was 15 or 20 minutes it's over. I look at the clock...3:44 AM!! I say "HOLY FUCK!" 'cause we had amazing sex 4 hours ago! Anyways, back to sleep I go. But then 3.5 hours later...same thing over again! I thought it was Groundhog Day! Still asleep the hips go to work on impulse! Why oh why did I promise her never to say no when she wanted sex! WHY Oh how I long for a morning wood...BY MYSELF!!

[dom r]

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Why to some older guys or shemales morning erections or while your sleeping would be a problem? Maby if yur 47 and pushing it over the limit like what i do at every 3 days its very well spent when I go to sleep and then I get 1 or 3 erections from 12am to 8am sometimes every day or 2 or 4 days and the more over spent I am the more hard and dry the erections feel,OUCH,so yea it could be a problem although to fix it is simple. I WAKE UP IMMEDIATELY when I feel my hard bone occurring and I immediately sit up in bed until my bone gets soft hoping my sleepy bones won't wear me out completely on the 3rd day o'cumin.Also peeing before sleep is another good way ta avoid the dry hard bones, im not an 18 year old wet girl dic cum at anytime anymore, OH I never was a girl dic, but wanted to be when I was 11 with my long hair lookin like a cute girl but I didnt act like one, maby 1 time(or another time with a girlboy?) when i got a surgery in hospital and a nurse thought I was a girl thus I acted and talked like one ta get the touches from her. Cant believe how affectionate she was to me and I thought to myself so this is how all women treat girls when theyre alone together and I also wondered if they kept other secrets. Oh,many of them do especially with the 14 and overs, haha.

[BIG MIKE]

If I get hard I jerk off. Sometimes I turn on my laptop and find a random pic or two, but most of the time I just think of a hot girl giving me great head.