I'm An Asshole!!!

[Gypsy1955]

When Lola whips out her weapon of "ASS" destruction, it is one long hard whip.


KC

Why do you mention Lola! Now I'm sad! I was hoping to meet her this summer in Edmonton (my first TG visit since June) and she cancelled her trip! Oh well...I was planning on stopping for good anyway

[Gypsy1955]

Intel!

Well said! Preach brother, preach! I've never understood people who get into situations where they know exactly what is about to transpire, then suddenly act in a manner that is not consistent with their knowledge. I mean, if you find the frying pan a little warm, why would you ever consider jumping into the fire, if your not prepared to get burned? Anyway, thought the post was awesome, LMAO.

I'd like to add the use of the word (abbreviated) "INTEL" to this. As ex military and corrections it makes me LAUGH when I see people use this word to get info on girls! WTF!!! This isn't James Bond or Rambo! Canada's not invading the USA! They are girls or women (most of them anyways) not CIA or CSIS! Why can't you just say "INFO!" For fuck sake!!

[Gypsy1955]

Can't Go To Chjrch!!

Watched gold medal game...drank 13 beers...I'm drunk...and Lublin it!!! Can't go to church today!

[Rockheart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtZ6hjiJmTU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x80h_JiOTZs

[Photo Mann]

Originally Posted by Photo Mann
Well said! Preach brother, preach! I've never understood people who get into situations where they know exactly what is about to transpire, then suddenly act in a manner that is not consistent with their knowledge. I mean, if you find the frying pan a little warm, why would you ever consider jumping into the fire, if your not prepared to get burned? Anyway, thought the post was awesome, LMAO.

I'd like to add the use of the word (abbreviated) "INTEL" to this. As ex military and corrections it makes me LAUGH when I see people use this word to get info on girls! WTF!!! This isn't James Bond or Rambo! Canada's not invading the USA! They are girls or women (most of them anyways) not CIA or CSIS! Why can't you just say "INFO!" For fuck sake!!

Don't think I used the word "INTEL" here. If someone told you that I did, you need better "information". Anyways, much bigger things to get a heart attack over than use of a word.

BTW anybody got any INTEL on this little lady? "JOURNEY"

https://www.shemalecanada.com/escort/journeystiicks/

http://toronto.backpage.com/Transsex...ay-19/21403882

Over and out.

[Gypsy1955]

No, Honourable Photo Man!

Originally Posted by Photo Mann
Well said! Preach brother, preach! I've never understood people who get into situations where they know exactly what is about to transpire, then suddenly act in a manner that is not consistent with their knowledge. I mean, if you find the frying pan a little warm, why would you ever consider jumping into the fire, if your not prepared to get burned? Anyway, thought the post was awesome, LMAO.



Don't think I used the word "INTEL" here. If someone told you that I did, you need better "information". Anyways, much bigger things to get a heart attack over than use of a word.

BTW anybody got any INTEL on this little lady? "JOURNEY"

https://www.shemalecanada.com/escort/journeystiicks/

http://toronto.backpage.com/Transsex...ay-19/21403882

Over and out.

wasn't referring to you using the term "Intel", was just throwing another word into my asshole jungle of crap!

[Guest]

Well, for your intel....

Hi Gypsy,

Just goes to show you that boys never really grow up.
They have to turn everything into a video game.

This game is called, "Catch the Enemy and Screw Them In The Bum". The trannys are the imaginary "enemy".
I am quite surprised that some men don't show up wearing army outfits when they visit the girls.

I mean, can i get a 10-4, there, Roger?

Babe,
xoxo

Over!

[Gypsy1955]

Loud-N-Clear!

Over!

I'm gettin' yer transmission loud-n-clear good buddy!! Checkin' out yer "HANDLE" and that's a BIG 10-4 comin' at cha Rubber Ducky!

[Guest]

Big buddy? Rubber ducky?

You big asshole! They don't talk like that in the military. What's wrong with you, soldier?

I am NOT a good buddy. I am much more like a sexy seat cover. Don't you forget it!

"Over!" is what they say on the walkie-talkie thingamabobs. You know those things that they?....

You bring me that rubber ducky and i'll put it in my bathtub and give you a proper sponge bath and rub your ducky with a hand full of soap.

Babe,
xoxo

[Gypsy1955]

I Am Asshole-Man!

Babe,
xoxo

LMAO! Babe you are soo funny! I stole some words from a song, turned it into a poem for you:

Spread that ass and spread it wide
Let my face get rectified
I got this thing, for the bootie
Seeing yours, it's sure a cutie

I'm goin' down, but not in haste
To that pleasure spot below your waist
'Cause I got this thing for the bootie
And Babe, yours is sure a cutie!

"OVER"

[Guest]

Poetry: By Babe.

Hi Gypsy,

So you like poems. Well, here's a poem i wrote for fun a few years ago.

Enjoy!

"Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Oh, please, fuck me hard!

Harder!
Harder!
Harder! Oh ... (cries) fuck! Yea!
Hard!! (gasp) Deep! Ooooh yea , oh my!!
Give it to me ... bastard, 'til i lose my mind .

Clutching your arms , pulling you deeper ,
and deeper in me .
Your heart , harder and faster ,
on the soles of my feet .

Expanding! Contracting!
My knees pushed to my chest .
I try to push you away when it hurts
and you still give me your best .

Throbbing cocks pin me on my back to my bed .
Pinned, defenselessly, "Take me! Take me!", I beg.
~Dahlia Babe Ailhad

Babe,
xoxo