Possibly calling my first escort this weekend, what should I know?

[BobbyTaylor]

Besides the obvious of hygiene and manners, what things should I know? Thank you!

[rider014]

Good luck!

Besides the obvious of hygiene and manners, what things should I know? Thank you!

Besides taking a wad of cash with you, read Barbie's 30 rules in the similar thread section just below, and for the love of God..... Don't make your second post a review!!

[VanessaBell]

You have to sacrifice your first-born child to Slaanesh on the night of the harvest moon. Also ignore half of the things in the previously suggested 30 rules thread.

[merelypink]

Lots of lube!!

[DR-Z]

Know what you want to have happen and describe this in detail to the provider you want so you get the experience you want.

Too often poor communication skills results in a bad time. None of them are mind readers. Don't be shy, it's your hard earned cash.

When you have your choice narrowed down, do an extensive search on the girls reviews to make sure she matches up with what you want. Take the reviews with a grain of salt as they say but they should provided indication of what to expect.

If you stick with one of the more well reviewed and popular local girls you will maximize your chances of having a great time

[Gypsy1955]

Phone!

Don't listen to these pecker heads...they just don't understand! Such in-sensitive...BASTARDS!!

Please, let me help you here, just LISTEN TO ME and know that ONLY I CARE! I know you're all nervous and shit.

Just keep your phone beside the bed, speed dial ready...and when the lady is ready to jam her huge root up yer bum..."PHONE YOUR MAMA" for advice!

Speaking of JAM... Q: what's the diff between jelly and jam?
A: she can't jelly her cock down yer throat!

[bottomguyusually]

When you get undressed keep all loose things like sun glasses, phone, gloves, etc inside your shoe so you don't forget anything.

Always remember you only have one eye down there and can't always see what you are doing, so be careful.

Don't bring anymore cash then you have to. Leave extra in the car except for a small tip you might choose to use after the session.

[Gypsy1955]

Listen to me!!!

Don't listen to these pecker heads...they just don't understand! Such in-sensitive...BASTARDS!!

Please, let me help you here, just LISTEN TO ME and know that ONLY I CARE! I know you're all nervous and shit.

Just keep your phone beside the bed, speed dial ready...and when the lady is ready to jam her huge root up yer bum..."PHONE YOUR MAMA" for advice!

Speaking of JAM... Q: what's the diff between jelly and jam?
A: she can't jelly her cock down yer throat!

Treat them with the SAME respect you would anybody else. They are people...not objects simply to be used.

[Rockheart]

Wear clean underwear!