Late night booty calls may decline

[rider014]

Maybe not if you're a Leafs fan

[TSFantasia]

Maybe not if you're a Leafs fan

I don't understand is this just the first round of the playoffs? Wake me up when the 2nd round starts as Montreal usually gets knocked out in the first round !

[Guest]

Oh crap! Home runs and touch downs, AGAIN?

Oh no. Not again

Is it that time of year, again? The time when overpaid over grown teenagers chase a little black thing on the ice while wearing skates and holding sticks, and then fighting over the little black thing?
I thought they decided LAST YEAR who the champs were.

Oh yippee! (rolls eyes) Stanleycup time again.

Montreal has a team for that, too? Oh yea, the Montreal Canucks?...or whatever they're called.
Go figure.

Oh shit! I just broke a nail typing thatl!
NOW, THAT'S IMPORTANT! DAMN!!
Stay tuned for my nail-healing reports coming soon so you can all read about the nail re-growing progress.

Okay well seeing as it's time to cheer for something, here's my cheer.
"GO, GO GADGET..." Okay, uhm...go go what, again, for hocky?

Babe,
xoxo

[bb420]

Bolts in 4

[rider014]

HeHe

Bolts in 4

You mean Bolts in "fore" right?

[Guest]

Go! Go! Bolt In Fore!" Really?

Hi ridesfantasia and BB420,

"Go! Go! Bolts In Fore (or 4)!" does NOT sound like a familiar sports cheer used in hocky or any other sport that i have no idea about...i think.
Ya!
Exactly. What i've just said makes sense, right?

Babe,
xoxo

[rider014]

Adorable as always

Babe,
xoxo

Hi Babe,
Yes, tis the time of year where well paid overgrown children chase that little black disc around the ice in hopes of being the lone team standing at the end so they have the privilege of drinking out of a great big silver trophy. Don't look into the "Bolts" and "fore" lingo too much, that's just jock talk. Love the cheer though
Fantasia, my dear, wake you up when the second round starts?? I came up with this kooky little analogy to describe the NHL playoffs by comparing them to a "session" per say. Round one.... A heightened sense of anticipation, anxiety, and excitement all rolled into one with energy levels almost out of control. Round two.... Nerves have subsided, yet the energy and enthusiasm are still high. Round three.... It's all about doing the little things right, the body is getting tired, though the adrenaline is still keeping the energy and enthusiasm levels up there. Final round.... The anticipation and energy gets a second wind and well, the only difference here is that both teams win
So, how can one watch rounds two through four without watching the first one? Anyways, truth be known, I'm not actually a Habs fan, I just saw this picture and thought it was pretty funny. Go Flyers Go!
I gotta lay off the Timmies

[Guest]

Sex and hocky?

Good morning rider,

I know there is a joke against the Montreal team in that comment, somewhere, but i am not quite sure where it is. Yer talkin' like a sports-geek, oh sorry, i meant, JOCK. I can be a JOCK strap and hold your balls for you while you watch the game. And then i can fetch beer and stuff. That's my role in a hocky game.
I think i would probably spoil the whole game experience for sport geeks because i would constantly be trying to give the guys pesky, wet, warm, soft, slobbery, deep throat sucking blow jobs during the commercials. I'm such a pest.

I think hocky is like an escort session, too.

In my version, though, it's more like, "He shoots, he scorrrrrrrrrres!" and then 25 minutes later, "Oh YES! Look! He shoots, he scores againnnnnnnnn!" and then 55 minutes later, "What! Again? This is AMAZINGGGGGGG, folks! He shoots and scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres, yet, againnnnnnnnnn. It's amazing how he gets all those "Multiple Shots On Goal, and almost effortlessly, too. It's amazing."

Go Flyers Go!

Really rider?...i can't see how flyers have anything to do with hocky, but okay, if that's your cheer, instead of "GO! GO! Bolts In Fore", i am prepared to cheer with you. Heck, i'll cheer with anybody.

Go! Flyers, Go!

Just look at those flyers go.

Babe,
xoxo

[tslisaparadise]

Maybe not if you're a Leafs fan

OMGFG,,Now that's just mean

[rider014]

All good fun though

OMGFG,,Now that's just mean

Any time I can rile up a leafs fan, that's a notch on the bedpost Look at the bright side, you only have Dion for the next six or so years

[northernguy222]

I can't stop laughing

Babe...you're too much. I love it.

Here's hoping your nail surgery is a success...and you find the right tea cup.

And then i can fetch beer and stuff. That's my role in a hocky game.
I think i would probably spoil the whole game experience for sport geeks because i would constantly be trying to give the guys pesky, wet, warm, soft, slobbery, deep throat sucking blow jobs during the commercials.

Oh, the horror! 3 of my favourite things at the same time...and it doesn't just have to be during commercials you know.

[Guest]

Tea for two. Two for tea.

Hi #222,

Agent #69, here (slurp slurp).

Glad you had a chuckle.

I was typing hard on the keyboard, trying in vain to add emphasis to my words when the nail happened.
And no emphasis, whatsoever, was added to the words on the screen after all that effort.
See what ya get? Eh? For trying so hard?

I'd love to fetch beer for you wearing a short skirt that you can slap when i'd get up to get the beers.
As for all that warmth and wetness of the pesky slobbering, slow sucking, deep throating blow jobs, would you mind if a pretty mouth wanted to suck you dry while the game was on?
I mean, would you not prefer to catch the hocky highlights on the eleven of the clock news?
Or would you rather watch the game live on the tube?
Hmmmmaybe you would take the BJ with the television muted?

You know, with organized sports like that...all yer all doing is routing for a jersey, and the guy wearing that jersey has NOTHING to do with your city as he's probably from some another country or city (or planet).

All the time wasted on hockey when they show all the highlights on the news.

Babe,
xoxo

[northernguy222]

Two to tangle?

The short skirt sounds delightful! And maybe I could hike it up and bend you over so I could take you from behind and still watch the game...hmmm? If you let me put the nachos on your back at the same time we would now have 4 of my favs going on.

I'm sure some chips would spill during the excitement, but I see by your avatar that you have a cute French Maids outfit so you would be right at home cleaning those up afterwards, no?

[Guest]

Is that a drunken stupor?

Hi #222

The housework fetish is a big EXTRA, sweety. It's really gonna cost you dearly, my dear.

Hey, here's a better idea. Maybe you could place the nachos and chips on top of your obviously flat head. That way, the expensive fabric of my French maid uniform won't get any oil stains from your junk food nachos and chips.

Give me half the chance and your junk food will be in the trash (where it belongs), and i'll serve you up some nice crunchy carrot and celery sticks with a homemade salsa dip and freshly squeezed fruit juice.

But if you choose to say NO to all of this, and you still insist that i be your coffee table and cleaning lady that you can have sex with, i'll insist later that we play tic tac toe on the hood of your car using a couple of butter knives.
It's okay if you don't want to play, i can play tic tac toel on your hood all by myself when i leave your place.

Agreed?

So what's it gonna be, boy?...carrot and celery sticks and freshly squeezed fruit juice?... or your idea of staining my clothes with oily junk food and making me do house work while you sit there watching me work, in a Ford-like drunken stupor?

By the way, it takes two to TANGO - not tangle.
If you want to get tangled up in blue, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jGu4Y8uDK8

Babe,
xoxo

[northernguy222]

Nope, wasn't drunk, just a failed attempt at trying to be flirty and funny.

Yes!, I like the veggie idea much better and wholeheartedly agree to your more respectful and healthier suggestions.

And I also want to publicly apologize that my post came across as too crude and insulting. As I mentioned in my PM, that was not my intent.

Yes - Two to tango. Just another poor attempt at wordplay. I do always get tangled up in tangos though. A slow waltz or good ole red neck two step suits me better.