What Makes A Cock Beautiful?

[Mugsammy]

You're our lucky winner!

When it explodes cum up your arse or in your mouth nothing better

Brendan888...it took awhile for us to get the expected response and Brendan888...YOU WERE THE FIRST!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Unfortunately Brendan, some bastard stole our basket of prizes!

As I type this we're waiting for the police to come investigate.

Here's a lil something to tide you over till the next competition

Just pretend it's a few of your fav ladies juiceing you up!

NOTE: THIS STATION WOULD LIKE TO ADVISE ALL THAT THIS IS A NOT-VERY-FUNNY ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY THE DISPICABLE MUGSAMMY!

[Themanfromyul]

Brendan888...it took awhile for us to get the expected response and Brendan888...YOU WERE THE FIRST!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Unfortunately Brendan, some bastard stole our basket of prizes!

As I type this we're waiting for the police to come investigate.

Here's a lil something to tide you over till the next competition

Just pretend it's a few of your fav ladies juiceing you up!

NOTE: THIS STATION WOULD LIKE TO ADVISE ALL THAT THIS IS A NOT-VERY-FUNNY ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY THE DISPICABLE MUGSAMMY!

[SteveMcG]

I like you Mug. Feel bad for the passive aggressive, sarcasm laden post. You're extremely open and honest and that's cool.

[vancouverman]

I like you Mug. Feel bad for the passive aggressive, sarcasm laden post. You're extremely open and honest and that's cool.

He is scamming you. He is an insecure guy that is desperate for a message board to tell him he is straight while he keeps sucking cock. And then use his manufactured fake ego to tell everyone he has a beautiful cock and a hot wife and he is great looking and a gentleman. Don't fall for it! It is all a work!

[Mugsammy]

Thanks McG...

I like you Mug. Feel bad for the passive aggressive, sarcasm laden post. You're extremely open and honest and that's cool.

That really is my type of humor....honest! It not a dig at the other poster.

Good thing is...If someone wants to dish it out to me, I can take it to! Lol

And yes, I am extereemly honest.


Now...there was a comment in here somewhere from a big useless tool...really talking me down. VanLessMan I think. From what I understand he's one UGLY FUCKER!!! He's honest to though because he's admitted in here about girls refusing to kiss him because of his looks! Too bad! :-(

[Mugsammy]

Yes Dr. Vanman!

He is scamming you. He is an insecure guy that is desperate for a message board to tell him he is straight while he keeps sucking cock. And then use his manufactured fake ego to tell everyone he has a beautiful cock and a hot wife and he is great looking and a gentleman. Don't fall for it! It is all a work!

Do you get paid by the hour for your professional assessments?

You sure got me pegged Vanman...but really, I think you're giving me too much credit. Now Dr. Vanman....

[rider014]

That really is my type of humor....honest! It not a dig at the other poster.Good thing is...If someone wants to dish it out to me, I can take it to! Lol And yes, I am extereemly honest.Now...there was a comment in here somewhere from a big useless tool...really talking me down. VanLessMan I think. From what I understand he's one UGLY FUCKER!!! He's honest to though because he's admitted in here about girls refusing to kiss him because of his looks! Too bad! :-(

Do you honestly believe that insulting someone's looks is a form of humor? You can "take it"? Vanman has been nothing but respectful on this forum and this is your mature way of handling it when it's dished out? From what I've been observing over the last while, you have pretty much driven this forum into a holding pattern. Before your grand entrance, or re-entrance, this forum was alive with some good topics and debates. There were many respectful people here which seem to have disappeared and has the forum echoing when you post, then respond to yourself. You suckhole any SP that may respond to anything you post as if you are swooning them to give you a free lunch. If you are so hot, post a picture of your greatness so we the "little" people can have a taste of what we'll never be. As the cliche goes, beauty is only skin deep, so look in the mirror deeper than your gorgeous shell and ask yourself what you see. I highly doubt you'll see anything but your shell.

[Mugsammy]

Well rider...

Do you honestly believe that insulting someone's looks is a form of humor? You can "take it"? Vanman has been nothing but respectful on this forum and this is your mature way of handling it when it's dished out? From what I've been observing over the last while, you have pretty much driven this forum into a holding pattern. Before your grand entrance, or re-entrance, this forum was alive with some good topics and debates. There were many respectful people here which seem to have disappeared and has the forum echoing when you post, then respond to yourself. You suckhole any SP that may respond to anything you post as if you are swooning them to give you a free lunch. If you are so hot, post a picture of your greatness so we the "little" people can have a taste of what we'll never be. As the cliche goes, beauty is only skin deep, so look in the mirror deeper than your gorgeous shell and ask yourself what you see. I highly doubt you'll see anything but your shell.

Hes been following me around, saying plenty of bad things about me...he's managed to turn a thread into a thread about me...he's said he won't respond to any of my comments so he's using others posters comments to trash me...I've asked him several times to stop....so fuck him! Simple! And Rider...we all have someone we're sucking up to. For me it's the girls...for you its cowardess towards administration.

Chicken shit! Lol

[rider014]

Hes been following me around, saying plenty of bad things about me...he's managed to turn a thread into a thread about me...he's said he won't respond to any of my comments so he's using others posters comments to trash me...I've asked him several times to stop....so fuck him! Simple! And Rider...we all have someone we're sucking up to. For me it's the girls...for you its cowardess towards administration.

Chicken shit! Lol

Enlighten me on how I'm sucking up to admin

[Mugsammy]

Famous words from Rider to me...

Enlighten me on how I'm sucking up to admin

"Just go with the flow. Learn to not do anything to upset admin and you'll get along just fine."

Remember those words, or very similar, Rider?

Furthermore...if you find what Dr. Vanman is saying about me is not disrespectful...that would only be because he's not talking about you!

Unless you were on holidays and not reading the same threads...he in fact has been extremely disrespectful towards me in 3 different threads, for about two weeks now.

So Rider, unless you read them in their entirety (if you did then I needn't name them for you) don't talk about something you know nothing about.

[rider014]

"Just go with the flow. Learn to not do anything to upset admin and you'll get along just fine."

Remember those words, or very similar, Rider?

Furthermore...if you find what Dr. Vanman is saying about me is not disrespectful...that would only be because he's not talking about you!

Unless you were on holidays and not reading the same threads...he in fact has been extremely disrespectful towards me in 3 different threads, for about two weeks now.

So Rider, unless you read them in their entirety (if you did then I needn't name them for you) don't talk about something you know nothing about.

I absolutely said that, Yep, because as a member of a couple other adult oriented forums, you learn a lot about how to conduct your comments and debates.
Back to the thread, cocks are by nature, ugly. Why do you think they were designed to be hidden in things?

[brualex336]

when my lips are wrapped around it!

[bottomone]

What ruly makes a cock beautiful is when it's in my ass or down my throat----just the truth !

[mranonymousjoe10]

Personally, some of the most attractive ones are those that are:

Circumcised
Point straight or curve down
Has thick mushroom head
Bigger is better... for oral
No monsters for smashing
connected to big balls *drools*

To me... THAT'S perfection.

[Happyrocks]

Is there a preference for circumcised? I am still looking for my first Tgirl experience but I have tried a little Bi and preferred circumcised by a wide margin