Tweet
I'm pondering sexual etiquette. It seems to me there are two main themes for sex. One begins with "hi, how are you" and that alone already ruins much of my mood. The sexual dynamic gets reduced to a sort of pajama party involving friends who happen to do sexual things after they ask each other politely. This rates maybe 2 out of 10 on the hotness scale. I waxed my legs for this?! At least it pays well ... but hot? It's not.
The other theme is where the gentleman wants to bang me like a cheap tin drum. The polite chit-chat would be themed around "take it, whore" and it'd be snarled, not enunciated. This mode is what I fantasize about when I masturbate. There's your clue, right there.
I'm all for consensual interaction (I can hardly stress this enough) but mankind and the mental wiring as to what works for us during sex didn't evolve with it being a polite sort of tea party or a United Nations sort of endless discussion. Our mental wiring developed during a time when the girl was quite simply overpowered and then ridden hard. While she was being ridden, there was very little interest in what she had to say, unless she was moaning, in which case the louder the better. Interesting too how a girl orgasming is a lot like a girl in pain, isn't it? Thrashing, moaning, deep breathing, etc. .... hardly a coincidence.
So, if you want "bland and pleasant", I can do "bland and pleasant." I can be so sincerely polite that it'll make your dog puke. Or, we can have mode "B" instead, in which case you get to enjoy being primal. If this primal mode is something you can't get anywhere else but my bedroom then perhaps you've finally found the place where you belong.
If you want a more detailed description of how "primal mode" works, ask me. It's actually mapped out quite well. If you've ever ordered a sandwich from Subway, you understand the essentials. It's a process. It works. And in the same way as Subway doesn't pretend to offer a fancy tea party, I don't either.
Don't get me wrong, I know the difference. I went to school in Oxford in the UK. I can play bridge and chess quite well. I have a Bachelor's Degree. I can speak four languages (five if you count talking dirty). My mum raised me to function well in very elegant circles. To her it was important that I know in which direction it was polite to tilt the bowl of soup so as to get to the last few spoonfuls. It's not like I don't know how to behave very politely. I just don't think that the bedroom is the place for that.
If you agree, perhaps it's time to start experiencing what you've always really wanted. Yes, gentlemen, THAT is my niche market. And I DO charge more for that even though I enjoy this mode much more too. It's a supply-and-demand thing. This is really what much of the market wants, deep down. And the number of service providers who, like me, truly appreciate this mode are few and far between.
Perhaps you're thinking, "wow, this primal mode is what I really want but I've always felt it's rude to show it ... so I think these hot thoughts secretly, while I'm outwardly polite. It'd be SO hot to just be myself openly, finally, in person" ... Yeah, huh?
Think it through, and then let's get started. But, do plan ahead. Part of the process involves building a comfort level with you BEFORE you walk in the door. I screen my clients via email. I'm primal, not careless. I like intensity, not actually dangerous people. Also, while keeping it legal, I like to manage your expectations so you're abundantly clear as to what'll happen from the time you walk in the door until the time you leave. If you contact me at 6 p.m. because you're planning to drop by at 8 p.m., that's not nearly enough time if you're a new client.
It's all starting to make sense, isn't it? That's the best part. It's all logical ... ultimately. Doesn't it stand to reason that this would fundamentally upgrade your sex life?
~Tanya
The other theme is where the gentleman wants to bang me like a cheap tin drum. The polite chit-chat would be themed around "take it, whore" and it'd be snarled, not enunciated. This mode is what I fantasize about when I masturbate. There's your clue, right there.
I'm all for consensual interaction (I can hardly stress this enough) but mankind and the mental wiring as to what works for us during sex didn't evolve with it being a polite sort of tea party or a United Nations sort of endless discussion. Our mental wiring developed during a time when the girl was quite simply overpowered and then ridden hard. While she was being ridden, there was very little interest in what she had to say, unless she was moaning, in which case the louder the better. Interesting too how a girl orgasming is a lot like a girl in pain, isn't it? Thrashing, moaning, deep breathing, etc. .... hardly a coincidence.
So, if you want "bland and pleasant", I can do "bland and pleasant." I can be so sincerely polite that it'll make your dog puke. Or, we can have mode "B" instead, in which case you get to enjoy being primal. If this primal mode is something you can't get anywhere else but my bedroom then perhaps you've finally found the place where you belong.
If you want a more detailed description of how "primal mode" works, ask me. It's actually mapped out quite well. If you've ever ordered a sandwich from Subway, you understand the essentials. It's a process. It works. And in the same way as Subway doesn't pretend to offer a fancy tea party, I don't either.
Don't get me wrong, I know the difference. I went to school in Oxford in the UK. I can play bridge and chess quite well. I have a Bachelor's Degree. I can speak four languages (five if you count talking dirty). My mum raised me to function well in very elegant circles. To her it was important that I know in which direction it was polite to tilt the bowl of soup so as to get to the last few spoonfuls. It's not like I don't know how to behave very politely. I just don't think that the bedroom is the place for that.
If you agree, perhaps it's time to start experiencing what you've always really wanted. Yes, gentlemen, THAT is my niche market. And I DO charge more for that even though I enjoy this mode much more too. It's a supply-and-demand thing. This is really what much of the market wants, deep down. And the number of service providers who, like me, truly appreciate this mode are few and far between.
Perhaps you're thinking, "wow, this primal mode is what I really want but I've always felt it's rude to show it ... so I think these hot thoughts secretly, while I'm outwardly polite. It'd be SO hot to just be myself openly, finally, in person" ... Yeah, huh?
Think it through, and then let's get started. But, do plan ahead. Part of the process involves building a comfort level with you BEFORE you walk in the door. I screen my clients via email. I'm primal, not careless. I like intensity, not actually dangerous people. Also, while keeping it legal, I like to manage your expectations so you're abundantly clear as to what'll happen from the time you walk in the door until the time you leave. If you contact me at 6 p.m. because you're planning to drop by at 8 p.m., that's not nearly enough time if you're a new client.
It's all starting to make sense, isn't it? That's the best part. It's all logical ... ultimately. Doesn't it stand to reason that this would fundamentally upgrade your sex life?
~Tanya
Comment