A New Thread for Humor (Humour)

[Ray]

A pilot buddy of mine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ?Is your date running late??

No,? he replies, ?I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.?

The intrigued woman says, ?A state-of-the-art watch? What?s so special about it??

The pilot says, ?It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.?

The lady says, ?What?s it telling you now??

Well, it says you?re not wearing any panties.?

The woman giggles and replies, ?Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!?

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, ?Darn thing?s an hour fast.?



And that, my friends ... is "Confidence"!

[tsmekeyla]

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!


LOL

[Ray]

What does my post have to do with being a racist?

[JerryW]

What does my post have to do with being a racist?

If you read it,it has nothing to do with your post,it is a seperate joke

[tsmekeyla]

Lol ur jokin right?read it

[Ray]

Since when is a guy trying to pick up a girl, racist? Will someone please explain rather than insult me.

[tsmekeyla]

Honey its a joke read the joke

[tsmekeyla]

U made this thread a humour.... So that means anyone can put a joke on here.... So how why are u insulted?

[Photo Mann]

Now, now . . .

[merelypink]

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!


LOL

lol very true

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