What a friggin' Rush!!!
4:45 AM, of to the private indoor parking, my truck, then to work. I get to my truck and find it odd...no single horn beep from unlocking the doors with the remote. I go to the passenger side and pull the handle and the door opens. I get in and immediately notice the trucks been gone through. I didn't set my veh alarm!
I start looking around and my portable GPS, $400 in Shell gas gift cards and my CDs are gone. My paper documents from the glove box are gone.
Looking around I see the interior light of another car is on. I figure another person on their way to work so I get out and walk over to the driver side door which is open. There is a person laying across the seat but I can't see him/her from the shoulders up because of the roof of the car. Cautiously I bend down a just little and ask "was your car broken into?"
All of a sudden this person starts screaming HELP HELP! GET AWAY FROM ME! In my head I'm thinking that she thinks im the person breaking into cars. So I say "no wait...my truck is right behind you and was broken into. I live here!" She again screams "get away from me!" So I bend a little further and finally realize I have stumbled upon a crime in progress.
So I move in a little closer and she flips onto her back and starts kicking at me with both feet screaming "HELP HELP!" So I block her kicks, glancing around for another person. I don't see any so my attention goes to her.
I said "stop fucking kicking me!" She's still screaming for help. So I then grab both of her legs and hold them firmly under my right arm so I can dig out my cell to call 911. She shouts at me "I have a dirty needle and I'm gonna stick you with it!"
OK, PHONE CAN WAIT!
I grab both of her legs just below her knees and give a real good tug...her body comes flying out of the vehicle and she lands hard on her back onto the ground. She lost her wind a bit.
Still with a good grip on her feet I pull off one her sneakers and toss it at her face...SMACK!! Right on her face and hard! She let out a whail! As I'm pulling off her second sneaker and her socks she shouts again "I'm gonna stick you with a needle!" I said "girl...I've got a knife and I'm gonna cut up the soles of your feet if you touch me!"(Truth)
Now she screams "YOU'RE FUCKIN CRAZY!" I said "YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I AM!" I said "you come to the wrong place bitch cause my three friends are on their way up here (lie) and we're going to have some fun with you. You're gonna be sorry you came here!"
She started screaming HELP HELP! I said "I can scream louder than you...let me do it then I started screaming HELP HELP, and laughed at her.
I realized her hands were empty so I let her legs go and reached down ang grabbed the front of her sweater and pulled her to her feet. She was the same bloody size as me! I pinned her back against a car and with me forearm hard across her throat. I started to look around for someone else, someone for assistance. I didn't want to go for my phone in case she did have a weapon...or a dirty needle.
Just then a car from the upper level came down the ramp and I stuck my free hand out to flag it down. The car stopped and I said to the lady driver, who I thought lived there, "I caught this girl breaking into cars...can you call the police?" She said yes. In the meantime the thief tried fighting me again so...with my steel toe work boots I did a fast hard swipe, taking her feet feet out from underneath her. Down she went, I told her to just stay there and she won't get hurt.
In the meantime the lady in the car said "just leave her, she can't go anywhere! Don't hurt her!" So I let up.
The thief got to her feet and run to the passenger side of the car and hollered "you're crazy you fucking asshole!" Yeah...first time I've been called either one of those names...but the pain from it remains paramount! Lol!
She then jumps into the car and they drive off! TWO FUCKING THIEVES!!! The cow in the car was her partner!
So I call the police and give them my story. They were amazed at my unusual tactic...taking her shoes and saying I had a knife (I told the police that the knife was a bluff to get her to stop resisting, and to not stick a needle in me, I told them that I did not have a knife, lie) I did have the knife.
Anyways...it took a lot time for my adrenaline to come back down. Now I have to get my truck fixed as they managed to pop the locks out...and it appears they took them with them. 500 deductible! BITCH!
I hope the little bitch is scared shitless her next b&e!!
4:45 AM, of to the private indoor parking, my truck, then to work. I get to my truck and find it odd...no single horn beep from unlocking the doors with the remote. I go to the passenger side and pull the handle and the door opens. I get in and immediately notice the trucks been gone through. I didn't set my veh alarm!
I start looking around and my portable GPS, $400 in Shell gas gift cards and my CDs are gone. My paper documents from the glove box are gone.
Looking around I see the interior light of another car is on. I figure another person on their way to work so I get out and walk over to the driver side door which is open. There is a person laying across the seat but I can't see him/her from the shoulders up because of the roof of the car. Cautiously I bend down a just little and ask "was your car broken into?"
All of a sudden this person starts screaming HELP HELP! GET AWAY FROM ME! In my head I'm thinking that she thinks im the person breaking into cars. So I say "no wait...my truck is right behind you and was broken into. I live here!" She again screams "get away from me!" So I bend a little further and finally realize I have stumbled upon a crime in progress.
So I move in a little closer and she flips onto her back and starts kicking at me with both feet screaming "HELP HELP!" So I block her kicks, glancing around for another person. I don't see any so my attention goes to her.
I said "stop fucking kicking me!" She's still screaming for help. So I then grab both of her legs and hold them firmly under my right arm so I can dig out my cell to call 911. She shouts at me "I have a dirty needle and I'm gonna stick you with it!"
OK, PHONE CAN WAIT!
I grab both of her legs just below her knees and give a real good tug...her body comes flying out of the vehicle and she lands hard on her back onto the ground. She lost her wind a bit.
Still with a good grip on her feet I pull off one her sneakers and toss it at her face...SMACK!! Right on her face and hard! She let out a whail! As I'm pulling off her second sneaker and her socks she shouts again "I'm gonna stick you with a needle!" I said "girl...I've got a knife and I'm gonna cut up the soles of your feet if you touch me!"(Truth)
Now she screams "YOU'RE FUCKIN CRAZY!" I said "YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I AM!" I said "you come to the wrong place bitch cause my three friends are on their way up here (lie) and we're going to have some fun with you. You're gonna be sorry you came here!"
She started screaming HELP HELP! I said "I can scream louder than you...let me do it then I started screaming HELP HELP, and laughed at her.
I realized her hands were empty so I let her legs go and reached down ang grabbed the front of her sweater and pulled her to her feet. She was the same bloody size as me! I pinned her back against a car and with me forearm hard across her throat. I started to look around for someone else, someone for assistance. I didn't want to go for my phone in case she did have a weapon...or a dirty needle.
Just then a car from the upper level came down the ramp and I stuck my free hand out to flag it down. The car stopped and I said to the lady driver, who I thought lived there, "I caught this girl breaking into cars...can you call the police?" She said yes. In the meantime the thief tried fighting me again so...with my steel toe work boots I did a fast hard swipe, taking her feet feet out from underneath her. Down she went, I told her to just stay there and she won't get hurt.
In the meantime the lady in the car said "just leave her, she can't go anywhere! Don't hurt her!" So I let up.
The thief got to her feet and run to the passenger side of the car and hollered "you're crazy you fucking asshole!" Yeah...first time I've been called either one of those names...but the pain from it remains paramount! Lol!
She then jumps into the car and they drive off! TWO FUCKING THIEVES!!! The cow in the car was her partner!
So I call the police and give them my story. They were amazed at my unusual tactic...taking her shoes and saying I had a knife (I told the police that the knife was a bluff to get her to stop resisting, and to not stick a needle in me, I told them that I did not have a knife, lie) I did have the knife.
Anyways...it took a lot time for my adrenaline to come back down. Now I have to get my truck fixed as they managed to pop the locks out...and it appears they took them with them. 500 deductible! BITCH!
I hope the little bitch is scared shitless her next b&e!!
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