Happy new year 2015!!

[tsmekeyla]

Lots of love and happiness muahh

[Rockheart]

Happy New Year to everyone.

I'm gonna party like a Rock Star all year.
(except when i am at my day job )

[candyhilton]

Happy new year everyone

xoxo <3

hope everyone had a great Wed. night!

[bigmtsl]

Happy New Year!!

Have a great year everyone!!

[Photo Mann]

Just got up . . . again . . .

Damage control at this point . . . can't believe last night . . . people have since messaged me to tell me what a great time I had. Happy New Year everyone!

[anat89]

Happy new year guys!!

[dom r]

happy cummy new year. i plan to cum about 120 times in 2015. Thats once every 3 days. Younger people will probably cum 10 times as much like 1200. Thats the curse of being 48 and a male the cum is limited. But will that stop me when im 60. Nope it'll still be 120 per year even at 80 no matter how worn out to the bone i get. It'll just be much much quicker at 80 at 120 per year, instead of 5 mins, it'll be 5 secs. This proves quantity is better than quality because a cum is a cum. But of course at 80 i would still have to watch porn for an hour without an erection til im flowing like a lake, then its a 5 sec hard on to cum. Don't ever try getting an erection immediately and cuming in 5 secs without watching porn for good amount of time, that will sting like a mutha fockers.

[merelypink]

Happy New Year!!

[Shyla Wild]

Happy New Year

Dont do anything I wouldn't do.

[Photo Mann]

Outstanding!

happy cummy new year. i plan to cum about 120 times in 2015. Thats once every 3 days. Younger people will probably cum 10 times as much like 1200. Thats the curse of being 48 and a male the cum is limited. But will that stop me when im 60. Nope it'll still be 120 per year even at 80 no matter how worn out to the bone i get. It'll just be much much quicker at 80 at 120 per year, instead of 5 mins, it'll be 5 secs. This proves quantity is better than quality because a cum is a cum. But of course at 80 i would still have to watch porn for an hour without an erection til im flowing like a lake, then its a 5 sec hard on to cum. Don't ever try getting an erection immediately and cuming in 5 secs without watching porn for good amount of time, that will sting like a mutha fockers.

Sounds like a plan. No pun intended. I read this and I can't stop laughing! Happy New Year to the Dom! The demonstrated calculative ability is something to behold. Also, I will heed your advice fore I do not wish to experience the sting. However, I am experiencing a migraine from the intense laughter.

Sincerely,

Mutha Focker

P.S. This shit was edited? Wow!