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"At Least I know Wherever I go I got the Devil Beneath My Feet"
"At Least I know Wherever I go I got the Devil Beneath My Feet"
A funny thing happened to me this morning. A guy text me with a pic of himself all toned & muscular and wanting to meet up for a romantic session and i replied back saying i don't play for free, only for $$$. He said yea i know i got money. I was like ok,, and how much do u got? He's like only $150 and i said thats way too low. I charge minimum $200. He's like yea but i just wanna suck your dick and im also greek too. Im like oh ok well that explains a whole lot. Most greeks are cheap and very tight about there every dollar lol. He was like we used to chat online on a site called meetmeinto, i was like i don't remember. He was like we met before during pride last year, i also said i don't rememeber that either. I guess when u stand out from the crowd u would naturally stand out from the crowd and get all the attention from the undercover bisexual/homosexual men out there,, including the dirty lesbians too.
Anyways i text him back saying ok $150 but only for 5 mins. I was expecting he would reply back saying maybe next time, but he really wanted to meet. At first i thought he was an undercover cop or something, cause of the new law they are trying to force for the new year 2015 of prostituion law. But i don't really consider myself being a whore at all. I consider it therapy for those that are suffering from low self esteam with a consideration of suicide with depression on top. Basically i pretty much help those lonley guys out there suffering from socail axiety, and helping them deal with there sexuality, since the majority supress it. Anyways, so the guy shows up in my lobby,, and im watching him on my 48" inch flat screeen high digital 1080p Insignia tv, but as we all know thats no more HD,, cause they came out with a 4K tv that is 4x the resoultion of hd.
Thats another story to share, but so when i saw him on my tv, i was like oh my god, he looks nothing like the pics he text me. He was out of shape and fat, and in the pics he text me it was like when he was younger when he was in really great shape. Why the fuck do these idiots bother to send u pics of themseleves from 10yrs ago for fuck sakes ? lol. Why cant they be honest with themseleves by just being real on what they look like currently huh. The first thing i asked him if he was a terrorist and he said no. I was like are u an undercover cop or something cause u look like one. And if u are, u have to confess and say that u are, cause thats called entrapment u know. He also said no hes not. I was like ok if ur greek speak to me in that language in which he did and i spoke back as well. I invited him inside my home around 5am, and he gave me 3 bills all 50's,, should have asked for a 4th one too since considering his size, which is more work for me.
He stayed for 15 mins, but only sucked me for 5 mins and he shot his load while masterbating on my bed as i stood up like the Paris tower. I was worried to go on the bed with him incase it was gonna break down and fall just like the world trade center. After the session was over, i asked him if he was a priest, and he said no and asked why? And i was like cause u got a long beard. I told him he dosent look greek, he looks more like a muslim guy, and he could easily pass for terrorrist. He should have shaved cause i get all uncomfortable when i see that cause it just reminds me of how often i go to lazer hair removal for myself and tweezing every fucking hair off my fucking face for years. Yea that was pretty quick session. So yea for all those losers out there asking for $150,, u only get 5 mins value deal, lol.
B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com
A funny thing happened to me this morning. A guy text me with a pic of himself all toned & muscular and wanting to meet up for a romantic session and i replied back saying i don't play for free, only for $$$. He said yea i know i got money. I was like ok,, and how much do u got? He's like only $150 and i said thats way too low. I charge minimum $200. He's like yea but i just wanna suck your dick and im also greek too. Im like oh ok well that explains a whole lot. Most greeks are cheap and very tight about there every dollar lol. He was like we used to chat online on a site called meetmeinto, i was like i don't remember. He was like we met before during pride last year, i also said i don't rememeber that either. I guess when u stand out from the crowd u would naturally stand out from the crowd and get all the attention from the undercover bisexual/homosexual men out there,, including the dirty lesbians too.
Anyways i text him back saying ok $150 but only for 5 mins. I was expecting he would reply back saying maybe next time, but he really wanted to meet. At first i thought he was an undercover cop or something, cause of the new law they are trying to force for the new year 2015 of prostituion law. But i don't really consider myself being a whore at all. I consider it therapy for those that are suffering from low self esteam with a consideration of suicide with depression on top. Basically i pretty much help those lonley guys out there suffering from socail axiety, and helping them deal with there sexuality, since the majority supress it. Anyways, so the guy shows up in my lobby,, and im watching him on my 48" inch flat screeen high digital 1080p Insignia tv, but as we all know thats no more HD,, cause they came out with a 4K tv that is 4x the resoultion of hd.
Thats another story to share, but so when i saw him on my tv, i was like oh my god, he looks nothing like the pics he text me. He was out of shape and fat, and in the pics he text me it was like when he was younger when he was in really great shape. Why the fuck do these idiots bother to send u pics of themseleves from 10yrs ago for fuck sakes ? lol. Why cant they be honest with themseleves by just being real on what they look like currently huh. The first thing i asked him if he was a terrorist and he said no. I was like are u an undercover cop or something cause u look like one. And if u are, u have to confess and say that u are, cause thats called entrapment u know. He also said no hes not. I was like ok if ur greek speak to me in that language in which he did and i spoke back as well. I invited him inside my home around 5am, and he gave me 3 bills all 50's,, should have asked for a 4th one too since considering his size, which is more work for me.
He stayed for 15 mins, but only sucked me for 5 mins and he shot his load while masterbating on my bed as i stood up like the Paris tower. I was worried to go on the bed with him incase it was gonna break down and fall just like the world trade center. After the session was over, i asked him if he was a priest, and he said no and asked why? And i was like cause u got a long beard. I told him he dosent look greek, he looks more like a muslim guy, and he could easily pass for terrorrist. He should have shaved cause i get all uncomfortable when i see that cause it just reminds me of how often i go to lazer hair removal for myself and tweezing every fucking hair off my fucking face for years. Yea that was pretty quick session. So yea for all those losers out there asking for $150,, u only get 5 mins value deal, lol.
B@rbie Swallows
www.BarbieSwallows.com
).BARBIE has a good idea for a new thread idea, for escorts or clients to post a story of exactly what happened when they were on a date. Heres a story that happened yesterday, not to me because of the new stupid law but to another guy(actually its just a made up story that didnt happen at all because of the new stupid law)--- So the guy knocked on her door, she let him in and he said "hows it going, is it 100 sunflower seeds(not$$ because of the new stupid law) for a half hour" she said "no its 140 sunflower seeds". He said "but I noticed your site says 100", she said "that was for Sunday". (He thought to himself, " I saw her site state 100 yesterday on Tuesday so I guess she either forgot to update her ad or the 100 is only for young guys or older guys with high self esteem since mine is low as it could go, so its possible she may of discriminated against me but thats really ok, it doesnt bother me at all"). So he said "ok 140 sunflower seeds is fine". As they were on the bed he asked her if they both could do double oral she said "yes" but they both had to put on a condom. As they were sucking each other on their sides he asked her " i'll give you 150 sunflower seeds if you take off your condom(because he really wanted to get off on her really wet dick and she had alot of cum since she was in her 20's), she really didnt reply. Then he said "160 but thats the highest I will go". She said "ok", he took off her condom and then got off BIG TIME on her creamy dick in his mouth as he was spreading her big female butt cheeks in which he had a good view of, but she didnt cum and it also didnt matter to him that he had a condom on, sucking her wet dick without a condom was where most of the excitment was). And as he was leaving he said "oh that was great, I got off on a dick in my mouth", and she smiled.This story wasnt that exciting BUT its not about trying to be exciting its about a real(fake-I had to use the word fake because of the new stupid law) happening during a visit between a client and an escort yesterday. NOW post yours- but say its not a true story beacause of the new stupid law.
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