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  • Bangkok-Crag did you know this?

    In the Kingdom of Thailand


    In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18, they had to participate in the following community ceremony:


    They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men. She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.


    A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.


    As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the central dancer, release them.


    The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies.


    This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity .... the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.


    And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok!


    I tried to check this out on Snopes and they said I was a pervert!

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    Originally posted by Ray View Post
    In the Kingdom of Thailand


    In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18, they had to participate in the following community ceremony:

    They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men. She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.

    A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

    As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the central dancer, release them.

    The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies.

    This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity .... the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

    And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok!

    I tried to check this out on Snopes and they said I was a pervert!
    Well I have been in Thai villages for boys 18th birthday and this certainly did not take place.
    Bases on the moral prudeness that most of the Thai population are known for, I wouldn't see this happening at all.
    They are all Buddhist which teaches people to be very private and restrained about pleasures of the flesh.

    Bangkok was not named by this, as this name was coined by foreigners and not by Thais at all.
    The word "Bang" means town or city on a river. "kok" could mean many things.
    The real name of Bangkok in English Phonetics is:
    Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit
    OR
    Krung Thep for short.
    This is longest city name in the world.

    The only thing i know of that faces 18 year old boys in Thailand is mandatory military service.
    I know this would not involve maidens playing with your knob.

    ladyboy.reviews

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    • #3
      It was a joke Crag, but thanks for the info.

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      • #4
        It is more likely that something like this would only happen to foreign boys in Thailand on their 80th birthday. Of course the chances of anything popping up with great force would be slim.
        ladyboy.reviews

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ray View Post
          In the Kingdom of Thailand


          In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18, they had to participate in the following community ceremony:


          They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men. She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.


          A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.


          As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the central dancer, release them.


          The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies.


          This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity .... the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.


          And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok!


          I tried to check this out on Snopes and they said I was a pervert!
          Well made anecdote...Thanx

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