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    Hi,
    I'm mainly a top but want to experience some bottom action.
    Can anyone give me tips on making sure i'm clean down there to make the anal a good experience ?

    Tips that I can use on a day to day basis.... not some $100 enima.

    Thanks for the advice everyone
    @tsmile004 on twitter

  • #2
    Originally posted by smile004 View Post
    Hi,
    I'm mainly a top but want to experience some bottom action.
    Can anyone give me tips on making sure i'm clean down there to make the anal a good experience ?

    Tips that I can use on a day to day basis.... not some $100 enima.

    Thanks for the advice everyone
    The only "day to day" tip that will help is to stop eating. That could cause other issues unfortunately. Enema or douce is the only way to clean out.
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    • #3
      Twenty bucks'll get you a Fountain Syringe and a lifetime of cleanses

      Originally posted by smile004 View Post
      Hi,
      I'm mainly a top but want to experience some bottom action.
      Can anyone give me tips on making sure i'm clean down there to make the anal a good experience ?

      Tips that I can use on a day to day basis.... not some $100 enima.

      Thanks for the advice everyone
      I?ve mentioned this a few times before in different threads but here's the info again.
      http://tgirlforums.com/yabbse/showth...638#post469638

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      • #4
        Ne-verrrrr!

        Never mind that anal penetration has no appeal to me...just reading this stuff confirms that I will remain unbroken in that area...ALWAYS! "YIKES!!"

        If such an accident ever happened to me I'd be devastated and humiliated!

        If I'm going to pay a visit it actually takes me two days to prepare myself. On 2nd night before my visit, before bed I eat 100% bran cereal mixed with hot water and honey. The day before I eat light foods...salads, chicken salad on a bed of lettuce, non-binding foods. I avoid gassy foods such as cucumber, onions, garlic, broccoli, protein powders and bars, steaks, etc.

        The night before and during the day of my visit I don't eat "any" food. I drink only water. I'm brushed, flossed, mouthwash, shaved (whole body groomed), body washed and lightly scented with my best manly perfume. That's the best I can do because...nothing's going up there! But (butt) I'm going to be very clean anyways. It's like going to the doctor for a checkup except that I take my own kit with me consisting of soap, tooth brush and paste, mouthwash, perfume and my own towel to freshen up prior to if needed and, I will leave in the same condition that I arrived, except maybe tired.

        A strong cup of morning Java or an espresso also works for me although I'm sure it doesn't do a good enough job.
        Last edited by Mugsammy; 08-18-2015, 05:04 PM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mugsammy View Post
          Never mind that anal penetration has no appeal to me...just reading this stuff confirms that I will remain unbroken in that area...ALWAYS! "YIKES!!"

          If such an accident ever happened to me I'd be devastated and humiliated!

          If I'm going to pay a visit it actually takes me two days to prepare myself. On 2nd night before my visit, before bed I eat 100% bran cereal mixed with hot water and honey. The day before I eat light foods...salads, chicken salad on a bed of lettuce, non-binding foods. I avoid gassy foods such as cucumber, onions, garlic, broccoli, protein powders and bars, steaks, etc.

          The night before and during the day of my visit I don't eat "any" food. I drink only water. I'm brushed, flossed, mouthwash, shaved (whole body groomed), body washed and lightly scented with my best manly perfume. That's the best I can do because...nothing's going up there! But (butt) I'm going to be very clean anyways. It's like going to the doctor for a checkup except that I take my own kit with me consisting of soap, tooth brush and paste, mouthwash, perfume and my own towel to freshen up prior to if needed and, I will leave in the same condition that I arrived, except maybe tired.

          A strong cup of morning Java or an espresso also works for me although I'm sure it doesn't do a good enough job.
          For someone who compulsively feels the need to announce how they will never take it up the ass, you sure put a lot of thought into this....

          Anyways, here's a good guide to some "advanced" preparation:
          http://slutbottom.com/2012/04/15/my-...-enema-recipe/

          It's written by a porn actor named "slut bottom chris" who performs in large strap-on/femdom scenes.
          Small sample of his work:
          http://xhamster.com/movies/1419181/f...k_trailer.html

          So yea, that guide may be a too in-depth for some....

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          • #6
            Always.....yikes?
            devastated......humiliated?
            and all the work for what? dude, are you that desperate for attention that you go all in for a thread that you SWEAR you would never partake in..........??are you looking down on others who enjoy having their asses played with?
            two days to prepare? prepare for what?
            normally I back off but now I have an opportunity to troll you
            Please explain......thank you


            Originally posted by Mugsammy View Post
            Never mind that anal penetration has no appeal to me...just reading this stuff confirms that I will remain unbroken in that area...ALWAYS! "YIKES!!"

            If such an accident ever happened to me I'd be devastated and humiliated!

            If I'm going to pay a visit it actually takes me two days to prepare myself. On 2nd night before my visit, before bed I eat 100% bran cereal mixed with hot water and honey. The day before I eat light foods...salads, chicken salad on a bed of lettuce, non-binding foods. I avoid gassy foods such as cucumber, onions, garlic, broccoli, protein powders and bars, steaks, etc.

            The night before and during the day of my visit I don't eat "any" food. I drink only water. I'm brushed, flossed, mouthwash, shaved (whole body groomed), body washed and lightly scented with my best manly perfume. That's the best I can do because...nothing's going up there! But (butt) I'm going to be very clean anyways. It's like going to the doctor for a checkup except that I take my own kit with me consisting of soap, tooth brush and paste, mouthwash, perfume and my own towel to freshen up prior to if needed and, I will leave in the same condition that I arrived, except maybe tired.

            A strong cup of morning Java or an espresso also works for me although I'm sure it doesn't do a good enough job.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chloev69 View Post
              Always.....yikes?
              devastated......humiliated?
              and all the work for what? dude, are you that desperate for attention that you go all in for a thread that you SWEAR you would never partake in..........??are you looking down on others who enjoy having their asses played with?
              two days to prepare? prepare for what?
              normally I back off but now I have an opportunity to troll you
              Please explain......thank you
              If you don't understand what I'm saying leave it alone! DUDE! I'm not looking down on anybody. If I shit over the bed yes I'd be pretty fucked up about it. I could care less what others enjoy... IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS! I hope you understand that? Prepare for what you ask? I want to be clean...very simple. Just as if I rim her I expect her to be just as clean. There are several threads in here as told by both parties that there "has" been accidents...hopefully never from me.

              Btw chloev69 if you're calling me for trolling you as in your review with Shyla...I was in fact complementing you on your session and the review. The sex with Shyla was EXACTLY as I would like it...her on me and facing me. Perfect! Tell me please how that's trolling? Have you never said to anyone "I HATE YOU" in fun because they've had "your" dream vacation? Or they always get the girls? It's not me DUDE...it's your interpretation.
              Last edited by Mugsammy; 08-19-2015, 01:06 AM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bb420 View Post
                For someone who compulsively feels the need to announce how they will never take it up the ass, you sure put a lot of thought into this....

                Anyways, here's a good guide to some "advanced" preparation:
                http://slutbottom.com/2012/04/15/my-...-enema-recipe/

                It's written by a porn actor named "slut bottom chris" who performs in large strap-on/femdom scenes.
                Small sample of his work:
                http://xhamster.com/movies/1419181/f...k_trailer.html

                So yea, that guide may be a too in-depth for some....
                Thanks for the help...I can't help it if I have assphobia.I won't look at the clip because clips of men sticking things up their ass is well...not for me. And yes, that IS how I prepare when I might be getting a face or tongue near that area. I prefer to make the experience if not pleasurable then at least be tolerable. I'm not going to wait for someone to be down there to discover that it's not. . I m sure you understand that.

                Surely I'm not the only one in here who's not interested in taking it in the ass!? That doesn't mean I'm not interested in any ass play what so ever...in fact rimming feels amazing! And for that I need to be even "MORE" clean then for penetrating sex. Surely you can't disagree with that!?

                Why oh why am I so misunderstood!?
                Last edited by Mugsammy; 08-19-2015, 01:39 AM.

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                • #9
                  I always prepare myself with a salt water cleaning.
                  Wondering what other people use.?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by wannatryit View Post
                    I always prepare myself with a salt water cleaning.
                    Wondering what other people use.?
                    Espresso... Double!

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                    • #11
                      sometimes...

                      Why am I being questioned in such a manner as in this thread!? Sometimes people need to see things through another set of eyes to understand.

                      Even something as simple as assplay. Just because my type of assplay is very light does that mean it's not assplay? Is it only assplay when a penis or an object is being inserted into an asshole? " Tongue licking an ass is not assplay? We don't have to clean or prepare for an ass licking? Scary thought indeed! Especially considering that I love my face being sat on...ass riding my tongue... While I reach around and masterbate her at the same time. That's not assplay?

                      "YES I DON'T WANT ANYTHING GOING UP MY ASS AND I'M PROUD OF IT!"

                      I could care less if others do want it...AND THEY'RE PROUD OF IT!
                      Last edited by Mugsammy; 08-19-2015, 03:36 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Hey it's all cool bro, i'm just perplexed as to why you're so defensive about it when your supposedly so proud of it.
                        Are you trying to convince us or you?

                        It's a thread about prepping for anal, yet half the posts are from a guy who has zero desire to stick anything up there.
                        Really off-topic and provides no help to the person who started the thread.

                        The thread is about anal prepping, not "do you like it in the ass?"
                        So abstinence is the best preparation for anal sex? Just don't do it?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bb420 View Post
                          Hey it's all cool bro, i'm just perplexed as to why you're so defensive about it when your supposedly so proud of it.
                          Are you trying to convince us or you?

                          It's a thread about prepping for anal, yet half the posts are from a guy who has zero desire to stick anything up there.
                          Really off-topic and provides no help to the person who started the thread.

                          The thread is about anal prepping, not "do you like it in the ass?"
                          So abstinence is the best preparation for anal sex? Just don't do it?
                          I said my piece because although it's opened as preparing for anal, the replies were of cleansing, so whether fucking, inserting or eating ass cleansing is important to all. Otherwise why wouldn't it be about preparing for inserting...start small, work up to bigger. No matter how long winded or useless personal preference information I put there my input on the subject was in line with other responders. I prepare myself as I described in my first response. Only difference... Mouth vice cock or objects.

                          i should also say that even though I will remain ass virgin, my comments of "yikes" and "devastated" are about making a mess...not about those who enjoy assplay. That is quite clean before someone distorted my meaning.
                          Last edited by Mugsammy; 08-19-2015, 01:15 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Thanks for the info everyone
                            @tsmile004 on twitter

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                            • #15
                              Master Cleanse

                              Start with one litre of warm water, add 1tablespoon of sea salt, allow salt to dissolve, stir water, drink. Within an hour or so, the salt water has passed through you taking with it everything along the way. I then do a little douche and ready for action.

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