what happened to Barbie Swallows?

[ibeenshot]

She's laying low until her next super tanker of makeup arrives from China.

[alex99]

I think she finally got serious and went on a megadick hunt with a friend of hers. No joke.

Speaking of which, you ever notice how none of these pictures of Bigfoot ever show him with an erection?

I totally call shenanigans!