Whats the best way to cleanse............

[Baloo]

hi ,

I hope folks don't freakout for me asking this, but I 'm a newbie, and need some help.
Obviously I want to know the best prep. to get topped. Since down the road its something I want to try.

I've looked around the net and there are several methods folks talk about.
I try to keep a high fiber diet but that seems to be messy....
I'm experimenting with a dildo that would reflect a human size.
I've tried a water syringe, and it seems ,initially ok but after a while material seems to be coming down.
Could be that this is because I try this at night, after eating all day.
One web site said not to do a enema, because water keeps coming out even after evacuating yourself, and that could be messy......
Other folks say to take immodium many hours before having sex , this way stools become firm and are easily evacuated.
I want to check out a tgirl one of these days....but everytime I try to start practicing it gets messy, kindly send me some pointers.
If it bothers you to talk about it openly send me a pm, sorry if this was a wrong place to post, but couldn't find were else.
Thanks again
Baloo

[konabuds]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

Sambu 3 day or 10 day cleanse, it is a fast, it is real intense, but it works.

[HardJohnny]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

Some like it messy.

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

hi ,

I hope folks don't freakout for me asking this, but I 'm a newbie, and need some help.
Obviously I want to know the best prep. to get topped. Since down the road its something I want to try.

I've looked around the net and there are several methods folks talk about.
I try to keep a high fiber diet but that seems to be messy....
I'm experimenting with a dildo that would reflect a human size.
I've tried a water syringe, and it seems ,initially ok but after a while material seems to be coming down.
Could be that this is because I try this at night, after eating all day.
One web site said not to do a enema, because water keeps coming out even after evacuating yourself, and that could be messy......
Other folks say to take immodium many hours before having sex , this way stools become firm and are easily evacuated.
I want to check out a tgirl one of these days....but everytime I try to start practicing it gets messy, kindly send me some pointers.
If it bothers you to talk about it openly send me a pm, sorry if this was a wrong place to post, but couldn't find were else.
Thanks again
Baloo

Try one of these:

http://www.musicoutfitters.com/ethnic/images/buls.jpg

They're cheap and effective. Just fill the bulb with warm water and Mr. Clean, insert the opposite end in your sphincter, and squeeze. Hold that squeeze, because afterward, you can withdraw the soiled cleaning fluid by merely releasing the bulb!

For tougher, industrial sized cleansing, you can pick up a more heavy-duty model:

http://www.musicoutfitters.com/ethnic/images/bulm.jpg

This guy SWORE by them!:

http://www.takeourword.com/images/harpo.jpg

[aguyoutthere1]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

Now that horn thing was pretty funny.

But on a serious note, something that works for me is that at times I go on a high protein diet (or almost all protein) for a few days. By day three if you have to "go" it does come out pretty hard and clean. I've found that my body absorbs it all though and by day three I don't go and by day four I feel pretty clean. Then again I can't tell what they see. LOL. And I imagine that when Suzy fucked me, she went so deep that she found oil.


KC

[i_love_shemales]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

No need to be worried about what you ask. Avoid too much anal masturbation, mostly if it's with something really hard such as something made of wood because you'll cause internal discomfort just below the stomach. What I did was, I got a mug tree, I sawn off the hooks and part of the top where I made it seven inches high. I sanded it well to made it splinter-free. I always placed a freezer bag over it (to keep the wood clean) and put baby oil on the bag while it was on the wood and shoved it up my arse. I found that better because there was a round base undernealth that rested against my buttocks. I masturbated like that but I over-did it and I felt internal discomfort after a while. The discomfort eased off after a while. The first time I over-did it, I wasn't aware of the cause and when I did a lot of anal masturbation again the discomfort came again. Of course, the anal masturbation involved penis masturbation, too. I find anal masurbation causes a better orgasm and my sperm count is more.

Why buy a dildo when something home-made can be just as good? A lot of dildos and vibrators are rubbery and soft and they are no good. One vibrator I bought was rubbery and it took me ages to manage to wear it. I'd rather have anal from a shemale herself, though as well as oral.

[i_love_shemales]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

I need to correct my last part of my last post. I made a typing error before where I said I'd rather get anal and oral from a shemale. What I was meant to say was, I'd rather get and give anal and oral to a shemale. Oral without condoms of course and I'll swallow.

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

No need to be worried about what you ask. Avoid too much anal masturbation, mostly if it's with something really hard such as something made of wood because you'll cause internal discomfort just below the stomach. What I did was, I got a mug tree, I sawn off the hooks and part of the top where I made it seven inches high. I sanded it well to made it splinter-free. I always placed a freezer bag over it (to keep the wood clean) and put baby oil on the bag while it was on the wood and shoved it up my arse. I found that better because there was a round base undernealth that rested against my buttocks. I masturbated like that but I over-did it and I felt internal discomfort after a while. The discomfort eased off after a while. The first time I over-did it, I wasn't aware of the cause and when I did a lot of anal masturbation again the discomfort came again. Of course, the anal masturbation involved penis masturbation, too. I find anal masurbation causes a better orgasm and my sperm count is more.

Why buy a dildo when something home-made can be just as good? A lot of dildos and vibrators are rubbery and soft and they are no good. One vibrator I bought was rubbery and it took me ages to manage to wear it. I'd rather have anal from a shemale herself, though as well as oral.

What a great idea!!! FINALLY, amongst all the fussing and fighting, I've learned some good basic anal logic!! I agree. Homemade has a certain charm, a joy of self reliance and sense of accomplishment! A job well done, sir!

[i_love_shemales]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............



What a great idea!!! FINALLY, amongst all the fussing and fighting, I've learned some good basic anal logic!! I agree. Homemade has a certain charm, a joy of self reliance and sense of accomplishment! A job well done, sir!
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I'm glad you're happy with my post. You're welcome. I hate it when people fight in any forums, too, they spoil the fun.

Remember, too much anal masurbation can cause internal discomfort below the stomach and it would be embarrasing if a doctor is needed to help when anyone has to tell the truth about how it started and a doctor will have to know the truth to help out. I do anal masurbation three times a week.

I'd love it if a shemale pounds her cock up my arse, that would be so good while I suck another off at the same time.

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

What a great idea!!! FINALLY, amongst all the fussing and fighting, I've learned some good basic anal logic!! I agree. Homemade has a certain charm, a joy of self reliance and sense of accomplishment! A job well done, sir!

I'm glad you're happy with my post. You're welcome. I hate it when people fight in any forums, too, they spoil the fun.

Remember, too much anal masurbation can cause internal discomfort below the stomach and it would be embarrasing if a doctor is needed to help when anyone has to tell the truth about how it started and a doctor will have to know the truth to help out. I do anal masurbation three times a week.

I'd love it if a shemale pounds her cock up my arse, that would be so good while I suck another off at the same time.
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MORE pearls of wisdom!!

[i_love_shemales]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............



MORE pearls of wisdom!!
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Another reason why too much anal masturbation and too much anal sex is bad is because a thick dildo or cock can do more than cause the internal discomfort, it can damage the anal muscles. Some women in porn films have done things where they can fit apples and beer cans in their anal hole and it's nothing for them to be proud of because their anal muscles are ruined as in their anal muscles have weakened. Just imagine how bad it would be if anyone has weakened anal muscles and they need a crap and they are a bit too far from the nearest toilet. Their anal muscles won't be strong enough to hold it in. Anal masturbation and anal sex feels great but it's not worth causing bodily harm at the same time. The bodily harm can only occur if anal masturbation and anal sex is received too much.

[massagist]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

make SURE you pooh about 3 or 4 hours before you go on you date, DONT eat anything in between poohing and getting topped. this will ensure that the shemale wont be "packing your fudge" (which really hurts)
after you pooh, take a shower and clean the inside of ur asshole with ur finger, but dont use soap in there as it will cause ur asshole to itch.
make sure ur asshairs dont have any "dingleberries" either lol
this is what i do and i find that it makes anal feel better and theres never any smell when the shemale pulls out or anything, just good clean fun!

[i_love_shemales]

Re: Whats the best way to cleanse............

make SURE you pooh about 3 or 4 hours before you go on you date, DONT eat anything in between poohing and getting topped. this will ensure that the shemale wont be "packing your fudge" (which really hurts)
after you pooh, take a shower and clean the inside of ur asshole with ur finger, but dont use soap in there as it will cause ur asshole to itch.
make sure ur asshairs dont have any "dingleberries" either lol
this is what i do and i find that it makes anal feel better and theres never any smell when the shemale pulls out or anything, just good clean fun!

That was something that I forgot to mention and I'm so glad you remembered. It's true, anal sex hurts a lot when the bowels are full. That is because the penis is pressing against our shit and our shit is pressing against our walls of our anal walls and our anal walls are sensitive. That is why we know when we need a shit when it presses too hard against our anal walls. Sorry if I sounded a gross. It true, anal sex is best with empty bowels, a condom and plenty of lubrication. Some people had anal sex and when the cock, dildo or vibrator was pulled out, that person shit where the anal sex was held as well as ended because they never used the toilet before. That was caused because of violent movements to the anal muslces and it CAN cause the anal contents to MOVE.