Why's everyone so tense?

[Modulus]

Don't you guys jerk off in the morning all over the sink just to get it out before going to work?

Everyones angry and calling each other names...I've never really seen anything like this you know lol.


Isn't it kind of a downer?


I mean...it's just hookers and porn pictures


Do we really take our porn that seriously?

discuss

[konabuds]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

Maybe the holiday rush has bitten then, maybe it is because there are no good dancers in the afternoon this week. Maybe they all just need a good dick, i bet lucy, dee, monique amongst others would like to satisfy there cravings.


mmmmm lucy and dee, there is a great twosome

[andrew]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

Words of wisdom Admin, people just need to chill!

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

Words of wisdom Admin, people just need to chill!

[Modulus]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I suggest everyone try jerking off in the morning before you get in the shower...just try it out and get it out of the way...I think you will find your day goes much better. Well...it's just a suggestion. Just treat it like brushing your teeth...somthing you have to do.

Continue.

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I suggest everyone try jerking off in the morning before you get in the shower...just try it out and get it out of the way...I think you will find your day goes much better. Well...it's just a suggestion. Just treat it like brushing your teeth...somthing you have to do.

Continue.

I'm going to take a whack at that right now! (chalks up hands, plants feet at shoulder width, and assumes a croutching position to get a good firm overhand grip). OK, here we go! (jerking slowly, then picking up speed) Hey! That feels pretty good (grunts) .... Here we go (hunkering down a little lower now) ... AHHHHHHHH! (making a stupid fuck-face) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (more loud guttural groans)..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(arm now a blur, balls contracting, other hand pounds fist on wall) .... GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH..... SPLORT (jacks out enough paste to paper the walls).

[Modulus]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

It's pretty pointless if you do it in the evening :

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

It's pretty pointless if you do it in the evening :

Not if you wake up at 5PM!!

I feel so much better now.

[flick]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I jerk off to the posts I've edited.

It's the holiday season, lighten up

[gshaw99]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I jerk off to the posts I've edited.

It's the holiday season, lighten up

yeah, you seem to be pretty good with an eraser. maybe we all should call you pencil dick?

[flick]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

yeah, you seem to be pretty good with an eraser. maybe we all should call you pencil dick?

hahaha, someone's not in the festive mood.

[gshaw99]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

i'll feel much better after I GIVE the gift of joy....

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I jerk off to the posts I've edited.

It's the holiday season, lighten up

Power IS the ultimate aphrodisiac!! More power to you!!

[torontonian]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I'm going out with this hot chick tomorrow that i've wanted to bang for a while now. Wish me luck guys. I hope Santa's on my side.

[PumpDaddy]

Re: Why's everyone so tense?

I'm going out with this hot chick tomorrow that i've wanted to bang for a while now. Wish me luck guys. I hope Santa's on my side.

May the clitoris be strong with you, my young Jedi, (now turning to GShaw), and you too (in my best Darth Sidious voice), my little green friend.