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  • You know when your having a bad day when

    you wake up and your daughter is throwing up on me when shes waking me up telling me shes sick,so i call the school tell them shes sick and wont be attending school today so i call back my 3 appointments for the day to reshedule,later on in the day i head off to the store to get ginger ale and and pissin down rain in my car cause i left the sunroof open,i lay down and snuggle with mack and fall asleep waking up at 6 cause my nebour and her 3 kids come over for her nightly coffee,so im running late for my 9 oclock cam show at goodhandys by this time its 7 and i need to get my ass in the shower and get ready to leave so im on the road at 745 driving like a maniac so im not late for work toronto is about 60 mins from my home,so im coming down hamilton mountain doing 140 i look in the mirrer and the cherries come on its like wtf so im there waiting till this young guy gives me a ticket so now im like omg i so hate being late so i drive faster lol get there at 1 minute to 9 so i run up to get change for parking and mercedes sees me and presents me with fresh cut flowers it was so sweet so forgeting to put money in the meter i come down to do it at 10 30 and my freakin cars gone its like yu gotta be shittin me im calling around trying to find my car lol i locate it way the hell in scarborough get a taxi were driving to get the car and the driver says to me your pretty happy for getting your car towed and i looked at him and said ya its a good thing i just smoked a joint with kim or id be really pissey right now lol so if this is gods way of punishing me then all i gotta say is ,ya cant beat me motherfucker but then again tommorrow is another day lol
    lisaparadise

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    Re: You know when your having a bad day when

    You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes and you will learn a lot from today. What exactly I don't know.....LOL

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    • #3
      Re: You know when your having a bad day when

      When it rains, it pours. Usually like that for most of us, once one thing goes wrong, the whole day is shot. All we can do, is try to smile, try to make the changes necessary to stop the bleeding.

      Just make sure tomorrow is a better day.

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      • #4
        Re: You know when your having a bad day when

        no worries today was a great day, i dedided to leave car car at home and ride my bike lol
        lisaparadise

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        • #5
          Re: You know when your having a bad day when

          hmmmm, theres a sight to see, Lisa riding a bike, all those boys with hard ons walking into telephone posts. Lets check the hospitals see what the emergency rate was.

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          • #6
            Re: You know when your having a bad day when

            Originally posted by konaexposif
            hmmmm, theres a sight to see, Lisa riding a bike, all those boys with hard ons walking into telephone posts. Lets check the hospitals see what the emergency rate was.
            roflmfa yayayya i dont look too sexy with my hair in a pony and my hat on riding my bike ,,,,i said hat on not hard on just in case you thought i was a typo lol
            lisaparadise

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            • #7
              Re: You know when your having a bad day when

              Well if I was the cherries, I'd take one look at Your Gorgeous Self, and I would have just Blown You Off.

              Have a Nice Day, You are Stunning.

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              • #8
                Re: You know when your having a bad day when

                That was the best/worst example of punctuation use that I have ever seen!

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                • #9
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                  sounds like when shit hit the fan it really hit the fan....just remember it does get better from time to time...

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                  • #10
                    Re: You know when your having a bad day when


                    Lisa, what a great personality you've got - to be able to have gone through a day like that and still see the humor in it at the end and then share it with us . . . you deserve a big gold star for that, girl!

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