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What a horrible fucking night i had yesterday.... just fucked up!!! It all started by taking a taxi cab at young & college & told the loser driver to take me to richmond & queen st. , he was trying to rip me off, cause he passed by queen st, then richmond st, when he was driving on young st. then 2 other streets more... so he was purposly driving around in circles, so the meter can go sky high & i can pay more. Anyways we finally got to paramount theaters, me & my friend Darren ( pic down below ) not a f**k friend, or boyfriend or sugar daddy,, just a friend, a g@y guy ) 
Anyways.... so i told the fucking taxi driver.... well how much u gonna charge me, do i get a discount, cause the price is high now, at $8.75 & it would have been much less if u didn't f**k around much. He said just pay whatever u want, i'm like ok..... i gave him exactly $6.OO.... the taxi driver yelled at me & said no man... give me another dollar... i lied & said i didn't have any... he was like ok, just leave... then i heard him called me a cheap skate. so RUDE!!!
To make matters worst,, i wasted my money to that god dame awful movie last night called "Harry Potter" ... more like harry cocker to me.... lmao!!! I was mostly falling asleep during the shit hole.... i had to leave an hour later.. what a waste of fucking money! I don't know why people enjoy this retarded movie so much... so boring!
Anyways, here cums the good part ..... some guy called me, a former stripper at remingtons.. not saying his name, to protect his idenity. He invited me over to his place, he payed for my cab fair, which he was such a gentleman to do. We fooled around, lots of kissing, he gave me hickies all over my fucking neck,, he sucked my big 9 uncut tranny cock, licked my ass.... & big B@rbie's d size BOOBS! Everything went well, till he broke my long fake nail during the rough sex.. I noticed he broked it,, but didn't payed too much attention to it.
Till a few minutes later.. i looked back to my nail, & noticed i was bleeding.. f**k was i mad! I told him & he freaked out & the sex was over right away, cause i was in so much pain! My real nail under neath is broken too,, thats the worst part! I wanted a banddate, & the guy never had any, so i just had toilet paper wrapped around it like i was in the next horror flick "Hostle Part 3" hehehehhee ... On top of that my white leather jacket the zipper broked off!
Anyways i had no choice but to cut off the rest of my fake nails, cause if one is out, the rest must be too in my fuckin books.. cause otherwise i'll look like a cheap $100 tranny hooker.. lke the majority of em in toronto... hehehehhehe. What a horrible fucking night... i should have stayed sober!
Anyways.., i hope u enjoyed b@rbie's reality horror-sex story!!!
Anyways.... so i told the fucking taxi driver.... well how much u gonna charge me, do i get a discount, cause the price is high now, at $8.75 & it would have been much less if u didn't f**k around much. He said just pay whatever u want, i'm like ok..... i gave him exactly $6.OO.... the taxi driver yelled at me & said no man... give me another dollar... i lied & said i didn't have any... he was like ok, just leave... then i heard him called me a cheap skate. so RUDE!!!
To make matters worst,, i wasted my money to that god dame awful movie last night called "Harry Potter" ... more like harry cocker to me.... lmao!!! I was mostly falling asleep during the shit hole.... i had to leave an hour later.. what a waste of fucking money! I don't know why people enjoy this retarded movie so much... so boring!
Anyways, here cums the good part ..... some guy called me, a former stripper at remingtons.. not saying his name, to protect his idenity. He invited me over to his place, he payed for my cab fair, which he was such a gentleman to do. We fooled around, lots of kissing, he gave me hickies all over my fucking neck,, he sucked my big 9 uncut tranny cock, licked my ass.... & big B@rbie's d size BOOBS! Everything went well, till he broke my long fake nail during the rough sex.. I noticed he broked it,, but didn't payed too much attention to it.
Till a few minutes later.. i looked back to my nail, & noticed i was bleeding.. f**k was i mad! I told him & he freaked out & the sex was over right away, cause i was in so much pain! My real nail under neath is broken too,, thats the worst part! I wanted a banddate, & the guy never had any, so i just had toilet paper wrapped around it like i was in the next horror flick "Hostle Part 3" hehehehhee ... On top of that my white leather jacket the zipper broked off!
Anyways i had no choice but to cut off the rest of my fake nails, cause if one is out, the rest must be too in my fuckin books.. cause otherwise i'll look like a cheap $100 tranny hooker.. lke the majority of em in toronto... hehehehhehe. What a horrible fucking night... i should have stayed sober!
Anyways.., i hope u enjoyed b@rbie's reality horror-sex story!!!
quote ,thats the worst part! I wanted a banddate......see now you wanna do the whole band and thats just freakin greedy lol
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