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I have held back from posting on this board for far too long.
All I'm going to say is I don't think mistress and I would get along at all. I've read and re read this thread and looked at all the comments. Seems to be some inconsistencies too. Maybe I'm analyzing a bit more than I should but as this thread has progressed I've liked it less and less.
Don't ask for an explanation.
I have held back from posting on this board for far too long.
All I'm going to say is I don't think mistress and I would get along at all. I've read and re read this thread and looked at all the comments. Seems to be some inconsistencies too. Maybe I'm analyzing a bit more than I should but as this thread has progressed I've liked it less and less.
Don't ask for an explanation.

......wha..... Flick, the next thing you'll tell me is the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus don't exist. 
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