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  • #16
    Re: Viagra

    The Not So Well Documented Side Effects Of Viagra
    1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at
    a meeting the table floats;

    2. You begin to look at the dog with interest;

    3. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood;



    4. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They
    begin to call you "The Tripod";

    5. You begin to think your mother in law is pretty;

    6. Sunbathing nude outside standing, birds perch on it; Sunbathing
    nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial;



    7. Everyone at the bank, grocery store etc....lets you go to the front
    of the line;

    8. Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar;

    9. You always lose limbo contests;



    10. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday;

    11. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a
    stick;

    12. You sleep on your back so you had to remove the ceiling fan.

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    • #17
      Re: Viagra

      A New Use For Viagra!


      An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for VIAGRA.

      The pharmacist asked "How many?"

      The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

      The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

      The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."

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      • #18
        Re: Viagra

        Great stuff Flick....................lol..............lol..... ....lol

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        • #19
          Re: Viagra

          I have never taken Viagra but it seems permanent Vision loss is a possible side effect:

          http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=8041183

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          • #20
            Re: Viagra

            apparently they couldn't read that last post uslut .......

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