Don't fuck with my trash!

[angrybitch]

Ppl passing by on my street keep using my garbage bin to throw away their junk, often its not even stuff that should go in the trash but rather in the recycling bin, and they don't notice all my trash is in bags not just thrown in there any which way, i don't feel like having to take their trash out and put it into bags every garbage collect day, and the other day some fuck head threw their doggy bags of shit in my recycling bin. So tonight I booby trapped them with a bunch of pins hehe. Am I a psychopath? Or is it normal to want to hurt ppl sometimes?

[angrybitch]

I'm not going to your house on Halloween...

Well as long as u don't fuck with my trash I'll be nice 😉 Plus I have a sweet tooth so there'd be no candy left anyways

[ladyluv]

Ppl passing by on my street keep using my garbage bin to throw away their junk, often its not even stuff that should go in the trash but rather in the recycling bin, and they don't notice all my trash is in bags not just thrown in there any which way, i don't feel like having to take their trash out and put it into bags every garbage collect day, and the other day some fuck head threw their doggy bags of shit in my recycling bin. So tonight I booby trapped them with a bunch of pins hehe. Am I a psychopath? Or is it normal to want to hurt ppl sometimes?

I’d do the same. Fuck those ignorant idiots

[angrybitch]

I’d do the same. Fuck those ignorant idiots

I felt bad and mean so I took out the pins, damn stupid conscience!

[jhem]

Wait!... Did someone mention candy? I'm in!

[angrybitch]

Booby trap it with some type of stinky goo or poo.
That will get them back.

Well I thought of it, even googled poopie booby traps how to. But I still have to use the bins myself and I don't want it to smell by my porch. Maybe its just karma for when I was young and used to set them on fire ;p

But I could change my mind again and put them pins in again since my moods and empathy seem to be variable. Maybe try some shit covered razor blades next time so they get infected and get gangrene...oops bad thoughts, I better go watch The Good Dinosaur again and cry coz it's really emotional

[angrybitch]

Wait!... Did someone mention candy? I'm in!

I like spicy tamarindo candies!!!

[angrybitch]

Never tried the Thai tamarindo candies, I think the ones I like are Mexican and they're mildly spicy , but I drink tamarindo juice all the time which is great but makes you have to pee a lot, this one time I wet my panties coz I was dreaming I was peeing but luckily I woke up before it got any further I:e the mattress , just a random fact about my weird life hehe

Ya those are good, oh henry and bounty, they're like balanced meals, I think you can live off them without needing other food.

damm 15 cents for a candy bar, you must be as old as I. Never heard of any of those last ones except for snickers and 3 musketeers but they seem to have changed the spelling for the latter

I like scores and after8 , but my all time fav was those fun dip packs, u know the ones with the white stick to dip but the stick was so good you'd eat it all before the powder was done and then you'd have to lick your finger to dip in the powder , ah the good old days

[angrybitch]

Now i got a sugar craving! time for ice cream with chocolate syrup.

[angrybitch]

Well I'm old enough to remember when there was 1 cent, 5 cent and 10 cent candies and there was candy cigarettes that weren't as good as the real ones I'd steal from mom, and there was candy tabacco pipes too. And jaw breakers, those were the good old days! . And there were little paper bags to put them in too.

wasabi peas? Those are considered candy? Crazy Japanese ppl!

[FalconHeavy]

How many people had Grannies that only had one kind of candy for the grandkids?
AllSorts...

[jhem]

Black balls were three for a penny, pixie sticks and lic-o-maid were two cents, black cat bubble gum was a penny, Batman cards(with gum) was a nickle...Now I can't afford candy 'cause my cash goes towards Scotch and tobacco.