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    "B@rbie Swallows 26'th Birthday Today"

    Today's date is "Monday, June 16th, 2OO8' 5:25am" & it's my fucking birthday! I finally just turned 26yrs. old. I've been in the sex trade worker since i was 18yrs. old, doing greek phone sex operator at $11/hr at an office for 2 & half yrs. then later got fired, long story don't wanna get into that. Then i got another job doing internet porn webc@m stripping by age 21 i believe, then to the final stage, by escorting during the last 3yrs off & on. I been doing this for 8yrs. straight, no wonder i sound sometimes very jaded & bitter in this type of business u get yourself involvved in... then again, it's the choice i made cause when ur transgender, its sometimes very difficult to get a normal job due to discrimination and low paying jobs ect... I always knew i was different and felt like a girl trapped inside a boys body, so i had dream to one day become a woman and get breast implants when i was a teenager growing up, never felt comfortable being a feminie gay boy at all, i actually fucking hated it. Today u see my dream is real and alive... & i am a true transsexual famous celebrity shemale superstar whore! And yes dreams really do cum true when u believe in yourself boys & girls. Wow, i just honestly can't believe how fast time flys so fast so quick. Hmmmm..... In the next 4yrs. I'll turn 3Oyrs old, and then the next 1Oyrs. I'll turn, 4O, then 5O, then 6O, then 7O, then 8O, then 9O...hopefully i'll make it till i'm 1OOyrs old. I wonder if i could still be a shemale stripper/hooker by that age & still have my youthfull looks like i got today? Then again, there's always plastic surgeries bitchs! Hahahhahhahahah...

    B@rbie Swallows

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  • #2
    Have a good one Barbie

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    • #3
      Happy Birthday Barbie, somehow I'm sure you'll be gorgeous most of your life. Have a great day.

      KC

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      • #4
        HBD!!

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        • #5
          Happy Bday.
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          Timaaay!


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          • #6
            Happy Birthday Barbie,

            hope you have a good one with many more hard ones to come.

            kona

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            • #7
              Happy Birthday Barbie.


              If I was in TO i'd give you a lap dance.
              All we are is dust in the wind

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              • #8
                26 omg my son is like 4 years younger lol congrats chicky stay safe and party hard
                SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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                • #9
                  Happy Birthday and may you have many more!
                  "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis :D

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                  • #10
                    Thank you everyone for wishing me a happy birthday, i really appreciate it. My friend Cheryl took me out for my d-day last night, and she gave me the impression it was just gonna be the 2 of us girls hanging out, and go have dinner together and a few drinks. Little did i know, she decided to bring he drug addict friend along. Which was fine by me, cause i'm a very socailable person u know, so i enjoy meeting new people. Anyways, her fucking friend was annoying me so much to the point that i told her off. First off, she was a 3'rd party whome i did not invite at all to tag along with us. She made a few personal insults to me, which i found rude, more so on my own very fucking birthday.

                    She was obviously very high on drugs, but according to my friend Cheryl, she smoked alot of pot. Basically, she was giving me wierd looks, and telling me to be quiet, i'm like u know what, shut the fuck up, it's my b-day, u been talking for half an hour straight, so why don't u just shut the fuck off bitch, and let me talk. Then she kept saying shit like, oh i can't hear you, u speak very low, i'm like wow, that's the first i heard that one. I got a deep voice, how can u not hear what i'm fucking saying. I confronted her and told her, that it's my image i present is why u are distracted and why ur not listening or hearing anything that comes out of my mouth. She later insulted me yet again while we were at the restuarnt, she said to me can i give u some advice and help on how u should apply your makeup.

                    I'm like listen bitch, ur in no fucking positioned to tell me how the fuck to apply my makeup on my god dame face. You hardly wear any makeup on your face, so who the fuck are you to tell me giving me advice on applying makeup u stupid bitch! I never fucking asked u for ur opinion on how i should apply my makeup. She was a conservitive plane jane boring bitch, with a cowboy hat, that had no style at all, just a typical white trash drug addict. She had her mouth open and looked surprised that i spoke up for myself, and told her straight up that i'm not a submissive tranny. I told her your being rude, and i didn't appreciate it, so go fuck yourself BITCH! And i left. I told my friend Cheryl, u can stay with ur loser drug addict friend. But i will not stay here any longer listen to any more insults. And do not ever again introduce me to low class mother fuckers ever again!

                    I'm not having any of this bullshit. I'm the type of person, that when u piss me off, i will not act passive-aggressive, and pretend or act phony just to make you feel comfortable till u leave and then start bitching later. I will tell you off right then, right there, in ur fucking face, don't care who u are. If u disrespect me like that, expect to be told off in return. How many people do u know that's able stand up and defend themselvves and tell those losers off, not very many. Anyways... I ended up having a good night, once my friend met up with me an hour later, and we spent time alone with each other. Like i said, i don't like low class people. If that's you, u can fuck off, seriously! LoL.. She also insulted me yet again, saying it's quit obvious ur a guy. How fucking rude can u be. Then again, alot of women are very competitive and catty, jealous towards other girls even shemales who look better and hotter then they do. So I understand why she felt that way towards me, it's called insecurity!

                    B@rbie Swallows

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                    • #11
                      Happy Birthday Barbie!!

                      I couldn't be more surprised that you're TWENTY SIX!!! Based on sharing your thoughts with us, I thought you were but an adolescent!

                      My birthday used to be the 16th, but that seemed to troube you so, that now I celebrate it on the 15th. Hopefully, everyone in the world will follow my example so the 16th can be the sole domain of Barbie Swallow's Day!!

                      See how thoughtful I am?

                      BTW, If I were to be a man with a chicken that needed to be choked, and I was interested in having you choke it for me real good, how would one commission you to choke this said chicken?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by OtisDriftwood View Post
                        Happy Birthday Barbie!!

                        I couldn't be more surprised that you're TWENTY SIX!!! Based on sharing your thoughts with us, I thought you were but an adolescent!

                        My birthday used to be the 16th, but that seemed to troube you so, that now I celebrate it on the 15th. Hopefully, everyone in the world will follow my example so the 16th can be the sole domain of Barbie Swallow's Day!!

                        See how thoughtful I am?

                        BTW, If I were to be a man with a chicken that needed to be choked, and I was interested in having you choke it for me real good, how would one commission you to choke this said chicken?
                        For $250 she will probably choke anything you want.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sensual_lover20 View Post
                          For $250 she will probably choke anything you want.
                          That's what I want!! I want my chicken choked and my wattle throttled.


                          http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ing_chiken.jpg

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                          • #14
                            Somehow I can't imagine Barbie enjoying meeting new people. LOL

                            KC

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KCinToronto View Post
                              Somehow I can't imagine Barbie enjoying meeting new people. LOL

                              KC
                              hahaha,her comunication skills are legendary around these parts lol.but ya just cant help reading her mini blogs its always good for a laugh or two.
                              SEMI-RETIRED 519-209-3058

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