"I Lost My Fucking Cell Phone!"

[Barbie_Swallows]

Oh my god... I lost my fucking cell phone tonight in the back seat of a beck taxi cab on my way seeing a client, doing outcalls session. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! I'm so fucking pissed off! I didn't realized it till i left his place 2 hours later, making $5OO. Now i gotta waste my hard earned money on a new god dame fucking cell phone. I am so fucking pissed off right now! I guess it's about time to buy a new cell, since my last one, sucked like shit big time! I don't know what to do?!?!? My friend Darren, called my cell, and he asked for Barbie, and the guy said ur friend left her cell phone in the back seat of my taxi cab. So when i kept calling my cell, he wouldn't pick it up, till i noticed he turned it off. I guess he's sleeping right now & jerking off to my cell phone. Cause the main picture on my cell is a screen saver of a pic of me holding my boobs, just like the one down below. Geee, great way to get a taxi cab driver masterbating all night and dreaming of me. Anyways i hope i fucking get it soon! Wish me good luck bitchs!

B@rbie Swallows

[aguyoutthere1]

Oh no!!!!!! And now Dallas can't call you. What will you do? Barbie, I'd suck that shemale cock and then pound you till you begged me to stop. I'd blow my hot load all over those massive jugs and make you lick it off. Now if that is not man enough for you, maybe I am gay. LOL.

KC

[sensual_lover20]

She will get her phone back I'm sure. While she waits KC can have his fun

[BlueJack]

Maybe the cabbie went to sleep after working a long shift driving around the shitty streets of toronto, and didnt want to have to listen to the non stop rings of a hookers phone that she managed to leave in his cab...

[Rose]

Maybe the cabbie went to sleep after working a long shift driving around the shitty streets of toronto, and didnt want to have to listen to the non stop rings of a hookers phone that she managed to leave in his cab...

Zing?

[tslisaparadise]

Maybe the cabbie went to sleep after working a long shift driving around the shitty streets of toronto, and didnt want to have to listen to the non stop rings of a hookers phone that she managed to leave in his cab...

would that suck if it was dallas calling all night wanting barbie to have a 3some with him and his new lover lol,doesnt that just frost your ass

[Rockheart]

would that suck if it was dallas calling all night wanting barbie to have a 3some with him and his new lover lol,doesnt that just frost your ass

I have a toll free number from Telcan.
So if i lose my phone, i just go on to their website and redirect the calls to another phone instantly. Losing calls from some hot guy or clients, is a thing of the past.

It is like a $2-3 a month and you pay long distance on calls to you, which is also dirt cheap. I have people calling me from all over and it rarely costs me more than $10 a month total.

Plus a toll free number is great when you travel, you don't have to get a local number where you are, you just use the same number everywhere.
Also when you visit another town and your friends want to call you, it costs them money usually the way cell phones work.
This way they don't have to pay long distance to call you.
telcan

[tslisaparadise]

I have a toll free number from Telcan.
So if i lose my phone, i just go on to their website and redirect the calls to another phone instantly. Losing calls from some hot guy or clients, is a thing of the past.

It is like a $2-3 a month and you pay long distance on calls to you, which is also dirt cheap. I have people calling me from all over and it rarely costs me more than $10 a month total.

Plus a toll free number is great when you travel, you don't have to get a local number where you are, you just use the same number everywhere.
Also when you visit another town and your friends want to call you, it costs them money usually the way cell phones work.
This way they don't have to pay long distance to call you.
telcan

roflmfao ok craig, dallas is her ex boyfriend not the city lol

[Barbie_Swallows]

Hey Lisa... if u give u my x-boyfriend Dallas phone number ( real name Adam ) Can you tell him, that i'm a good friend's of Barbie, and she wanted to know why u called her last week, but never left a message, and what he actually wanted from me? Is that a good idea, or should i just ignore him like he's a piece of shit and have him chase me instead since i'm a t-girl with real tits which is rare and hard to find in toronto? Hmmmm... i honestly can't stand him, i just like his big dick in my mouth, everything else about him, is fucking lame! lol

[snoodle]

Hey Lisa... if u give u my x-boyfriend Dallas phone number ( real name Adam ) Can you tell him, that i'm a good friend's of Barbie, and she wanted to know why u called her last week, but never left a message, and what he actually wanted from me? Is that a good idea, or should i just ignore him like he's a piece of shit and have him chase me instead since i'm a t-girl with real tits which is rare and hard to find in toronto? Hmmmm... i honestly can't stand him, i just like his big dick in my mouth, everything else about him, is fucking lame! lol

Not a good idea. Ignore him.

Imagine if that cabbie starts taking pictures of his butthole with the phone and sends them to everyone stored in the phone! LOL. Well lets hope his imagination isn't as sick as mine.

[GotumuYe]

Drama Queen!!!

[tslisaparadise]

Hey Lisa... if u give u my x-boyfriend Dallas phone number ( real name Adam ) Can you tell him, that i'm a good friend's of Barbie, and she wanted to know why u called her last week, but never left a message, and what he actually wanted from me? Is that a good idea, or should i just ignore him like he's a piece of shit and have him chase me instead since i'm a t-girl with real tits which is rare and hard to find in toronto? Hmmmm... i honestly can't stand him, i just like his big dick in my mouth, everything else about him, is fucking lame! lol

dont waste your time with this guy,sex is our bussiness and a girl as hot as you should have no problem getting a dude with a big dick

[Barbie_Swallows]

dont waste your time with this guy,sex is our bussiness and a girl as hot as you should have no problem getting a dude with a big dick

HHHmmmmmmm..... i don't know what to do to be honest. I love him, i hate him. I like him, i can't stand him... mixed feelings.

[Rockheart]

roflmfao ok craig, dallas is her ex boyfriend not the city lol

I'm not getting your point, whats so funny?

Just saying if you lose your phone, this service is good, you can direct your calls to another phone.

Then you don't have to worry about a cabbie stealing your clients.

Then he can be like Miyoko and offer "Quick Ones in his Car"
(would that be an incall?)

[OtisDriftwood]

HHHmmmmmmm..... i don't know what to do to be honest. I love him, i hate him. I like him, i can't stand him... mixed feelings.

You never learn, do you? You're a very easy mark**.

**mark = patsy; rube; sucker; sap

Repeat aloud after me, "I'm 26. An adult. I'm neither helpless, nor hopeless. I'm not a fucking basket case. Not a chicken-head. I need to learn how to stand on my own two fucking feet. I can do this because I DO have a brain".

Rinse and repeat these words until it hopefully sinks in. This Dallas wuss plays you like an old Ban-jo. Rise ABOVE the influence and stop giving into it.