Where is Barbie Swallows?

[aguyoutthere1]

Why has Barbie stopped postiing lately? I hate to admit it but I love her posts, and find myself always reading them. Some are off the wall which proves I'll read anything written by a person with big tits and a cock, but why has she not posted lately. C'mon, don't we want to know if she is back with her big cock ex BF, (even though he is a bottom). Is she going to get the Iphone even though she just got a new one?

Joking aside Barbie, I love knowing you are on here posting your daily life, and I hope you plan on coninuing on a regular basis.


KC

[tslisaparadise]

Why has Barbie stopped postiing lately? I hate to admit it but I love her posts, and find myself always reading them. Some are off the wall which proves I'll read anything written by a person with big tits and a cock, but why has she not posted lately. C'mon, don't we want to know if she is back with her big cock ex BF, (even though he is a bottom). Is she going to get the Iphone even though she just got a new one?

Joking aside Barbie, I love knowing you are on here posting your daily life, and I hope you plan on coninuing on a regular basis.


KC

co-sign its oftly boring without reading her stuff

[markerverse]

Some of her contributions .........

...are readable. But when she gets down and dirty ( work related excepted) I deplore her articles. As for her whereabouts ..... I'm curious as well.

[tslisaparadise]

...are readable. But when she gets down and dirty ( work related excepted) I deplore her articles. As for her whereabouts ..... I'm curious as well.

lol wherever she is i sure as hell cant wait to read about it lol

[Rantsalot]

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lol wherever she is i sure as hell cant wait to read about it lol

Probably auditioning for a role in "High School Musical 2"

all kidding aside do you not remember her family conflicts and how she said she was looking for a place?? Could be shes also traveling.

[tslisaparadise]

Probably auditioning for a role in "High School Musical 2"

all kidding aside do you not remember her family conflicts and how she said she was looking for a place?? Could be shes also traveling.

hmmmm that would mean id have to take her seriously? i think not

[sensual_lover20]

Your fans want a post Barbie. Will you please grace us with your presence again.

[Rantsalot]

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Fans ? ? ?

[Barbie_Swallows]

Hello Boys & Girls,
B@rbie Swallows the most popular transsexual, well known bitch is back on tgirlforums after 2 weeks being busy from touring fucking toronto with my x-loser friend Darren and gay pride shit! Long story short.... I had a sugar daddy payed me $8OO for 3hrs... now i only got $120 left, wtf...where did all my money go? Let me see, i went to Canada's Wonderland,, the movies, shopping. My former friend Darren came to visit me from Calgary,, he stayed at my house for 10 days,, i thought that day wouldn't cum, thank god it did. You guys ever had a friend, and u thought u got along with them, till when they live with u everyday or stay at ur place for awhile, they drive u fucking nuts? Well that's my x-friend Darren for u. He's a very neagtive person, to the point all he dose is bitch, complain, and make fun of other people every 5 minutes through out the day. I told him, ur draining my fucking energy to the point i don't wanna be around u anymore. He thought i was joking, but i ignored him. That's what u get when u fuck with Barbie Swallows!

Anyways, i'm having an argument with my older brother George, then that fat fuck Darren interups us, and starts bitching and complaining, acting as if he's the man of the house. So i told him off, i was like Darren, shut the fuck up, ur a guest in my house, u need 2 mind ur own fucking business, otherwise u can pack ur bags, and go back to boring calgary! Oh my god, was he ever driving me nuts. All i can say is, choose ur friends wisley... u don't want negative people in ur life that complains,bitchs & whines 24/7. He's the type of person, when u give him a smart awnser to his annoying questions,, instead of admitting he was wrong,and i was right, he'll just change the topic right away, or starts blaming me for shit. For example... He told me he sucked a male stripper cock at remingtons, i was like well, u should get tested, cause he's a prostitude, and he probally sleeps with everyone u know. He was like how do u know he's a hooker... i'm like, duhhh,, u just told me u payed him $20 for a dance in the vip room, and he allowed u to suck his dick. That is called prostitution u retard! Then he was like, well u sucked his cock too, i'm like true, but i never payed him nothing, that's because i'm good looking, and ur a fat ugly fuck!

Then i was like why the fuck r u arguing with me, i asked u not to bitch and cause drama if ur gonna stay with me in my home in toronto, he was like i'm gonna go out for a cigarrette at the front door. I got so mad, i yelled at him and told him, the next time u go out to smoke a fucking ciggarette, close the fucking door behind u,,smoke is coming in my house u fucking retard! And i slamed the door to his face. Lets just say the next day he didn't say goodbye or even bothered to thank me to stay at my place. He didn't even bother to clean up his room.He's a big fat slob! His first day when he arrived after one year seeing each other, he told me to fuck off, just because i was showing interest desires for his only straight friend he gots. He got mad and told me to stop and to fuck off. That was rude and uncalled for, u don't fucking say shit like that. The only thing i regret is i should have kicked him out of my house when he was bitching at me from the start. Another incident that took place was, he was filming me the night b4 gay pride with his cell phone camera, i asked him politly, can u please stop recording me,, only pictures only. He said, its a free country, i can do whatever the fuck i want, its my phone. I was like well this is my body, and ur not respecting my wishes, he was like,, fine u fucking bitch, i'll stop delete the video.

That's no fucking way to treat a friend like u know. He asked me to buy him coffee at star bucks at queen & john, which i did, cause he apparently didn't have any change on him. And he was being rude and said,, oh thank u mommy... like wtf... do i look like a mother figure??! Even the cashier was giving him dirty nasty looks as well. Darren is the type of person that always bitchs, complains,and always have something bad to say about other people,, and i'm not gonna be around that kind of negative people in my life, cause it drains my energy big time. So we're no longer friends, thank god. I'd rather be friends with people who are postive and outgoing u know. Most of his time him staying at my place,i was doing my own shit with my other friends, and ignoring him, after the first 3 days him staying at my place cause of his faggot drama!

Is it just me, or have u guys noticed, that most gay guys are drama queens and love to bitch and complain,, much worst then women. Ummmm, what else can i say... Seems like all my friends assume i'm rich, cause they always want me to buy this shit, which fucking annoys me! Anyways... i did however fucked a guy's ass last week when he came over my house,, he begged me too, so i did, even though i'm a bottom only. It wasn't that bad actually kinda nice,, well till he made a chocolate big sunday ice-cream mess all over my tranny cock... thank god i wore a condom.. He was like oh i'm so embarressed,, i gotta go home now.. Then he was talking to me about his problems with his x-gf. I was like listen bitch, do i look like a fucking therapist too u? LOL... I'm just a whore, period,, so bye bye fucking closet case faggot! That's all folks!

B@rbie Swallows

[jujumang]

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you hot sexy fuck machine....

[sensual_lover20]

For example... He told me he sucked a male stripper cock at remingtons, i was like well, u should get tested, cause he's a prostitude, and he probally sleeps with everyone u know. He was like how do u know he's a hooker... i'm like, duhhh,, u just told me u payed him $20 for a dance in the vip room, and he allowed u to suck his dick. That is called prostitution u retard! Then he was like, well u sucked his cock too, i'm like true, but i never payed him nothing, that's because i'm good looking, and ur a fat ugly fuck!

Anyways... i did however fucked a guy's ass last week when he came over my house,, he begged me too, so i did, even though i'm a bottom only. It wasn't that bad actually kinda nice,, well till he made a chocolate big sunday ice-cream mess all over my tranny cock... thank god i wore a condom.. He was like oh i'm so embarressed,, i gotta go home now.. Then he was talking to me about his problems with his x-gf. I was like listen bitch, do i look like a fucking therapist too u? LOL... I'm just a whore, period,, so bye bye fucking closet case faggot! That's all folks!

These parts are hilarious. I can imagine you saying these things so bluntly even though I don't know you personally. It's pretty harsh but honest at the same. You lead an interesting life that's for sure.

[tslisaparadise]

lol

i just read that before my morning coffee lol oh my head welcome back kiddo

[aguyoutthere1]

That was awesome. Exactly what we missed. Daren sounds like my wife. And the main reason I go to Tgirls. LOL. Besides me being a closet fag right Barbie? Funny, the wife was not like that before we moved in together. Maybe it is me. The funniest part was it sounded like Darren should get tested because he paid to suck off a male stripper/prostitute. Barbie makes no mention of herself getting tested. Must be if you don't pay you can't catch anything. Just kidding, I hope Barbie gets tested often in the business she is in. And hearing about her topping some guy, that was great. Except the ice cream part. God, I am versatile and I hope I never leave that on a condom. I've had it happen to me with a gender girl. She was all drunk and fuck my ass when I picked her up. I pull it out and, YUK, all over that condom. I run to the can, clean up and when I come back she is clueless and wants it again. NOT A CHANCE.

Thanks Barbie, you must have some hot pics for us from Pride?

KC

[tslisaparadise]

That was awesome. Exactly what we missed. Daren sounds like my wife. And the main reason I go to Tgirls. LOL. Besides me being a closet fag right Barbie? Funny, the wife was not like that before we moved in together. Maybe it is me. The funniest part was it sounded like Darren should get tested because he paid to suck off a male stripper/prostitute. Barbie makes no mention of herself getting tested. Must be if you don't pay you can't catch anything. Just kidding, I hope Barbie gets tested often in the business she is in. And hearing about her topping some guy, that was great. Except the ice cream part. God, I am versatile and I hope I never leave that on a condom. I've had it happen to me with a gender girl. She was all drunk and fuck my ass when I picked her up. I pull it out and, YUK, all over that condom. I run to the can, clean up and when I come back she is clueless and wants it again. NOT A CHANCE.

Thanks Barbie, you must have some hot pics for us from Pride?

KC

its almost impossable not to like this kid lol id just love to sit around a campfire with a 2 4 and listen to her ramble on now that would be a hoot.

[aguyoutthere1]

And once you were both druck we have an awesome fuckfest. Oops, I think this should be in the fantasy post.

KC