What gets you off when no one is around?

[ILuvTgirlss]

It seems pretty low, I thought of deleting the post at first but couldn't decide.

Maybe u could at least get yer own Barbies

You should report that sickos IP to the authorities.
One thing I can't stand is child sexual predators and this guy is one.

[bottomguyusually]

what

nobody thinks pissing on his own face is sick? LOL

[sadeh]

spank

come over you mat like me spanking you with my big cock...lol

what things does everyone do to turn themselves on when they think no one is around?

-Worn my wife's panties while at the gym and at work
-Dressed my daughters barbies up in slutty outfits and then cum on them
-I've pissed on my face while in the shower