Vintage & Retro Porn and Other Sexy Stuff

[ams9127X]

Retro Ads... Sex Sells: “Computers?”

I had originally posted something like this on the old Transladyboy forum. We had several members who, like me, had computer experience going back many decades... Hope you will find something to like here! Better still, post some of your own! I'm sure there's a lot of members who remember this stuff...

A young Dr. Andy maybe? His Mom is saying: “Andy... Go back to that pic you and your Dad were looking at before I walked in... I may have to spank both of you...”




Guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! Looks like Dr. Andy's... Dad? OMG! He’s coming on to his student (Moderators: this must be a college class, I'm sure she's at least 18). And check out how he’s dressed... “Disco Dan!” From around 1977-79 maybe? Those are “NorthStar” computers. One of the earliest PC’s, it used CP/M a forerunner of DOS. There’s a backstory behind this and how Microsoft found great success and Digital Research lost out...




“Bondage” and computers? Hell yesssss! From 1993... My Mom is saying: “Andy! Why is your door locked?” Me: “Go away! I’m busy studying!”



A collection of “floppy disks”... Bet no one born after 2000 even knows what these are. My students don’t... These were available in 8”, 5¼”, and 3½” sizes. I prefer the 8” ones myself...




“Groovy Baby!” Don’t know the exact year of this ad, but she’s giving me a 60’s vibe...




The Game Boy Pocket dates to 1996. I had an early version of Game Boy from around 90-91. Don’t remember this ad... Fake? No, I don’t really think so, but I certainly would have remembered it had I seen it!!!




“Dr. Andy” teaches Business Forecasting! This looks like an original IBM PC from the early 1980’s. Is that chart “suggestive” or what? She’s saying to the guy: “Bet YOU can’t get it up like that...”




This ad HAS to be from the early to mid-90’s. That style of tower computer was popular back then. Have owned many of them... Even built a few. She’s saying: “Do I remind you of your babysitters Dr. Andy? Maybe you’d like to tie ME up, naughty boy...”

[ams9127X]

Halloween Horror!
Really, he’s got a great personality once you get to know him...




“Dr. Andy, you gave the monster part of your brain... but what did YOU get from the monster in return (giggle)?”




She's saying: "Take that... Fucking loser!




“Not only do I look like the girl of your dreams, your "ex" will never bother you again..."




“Asshole! I told you what I would do if I ever caught you fucking my roommate again...”

[Blk_bob_crane]

Whoa cool art comics

[ams9127X]

Thanks, glad u like them!

Dr. A

Boner69 and StrokeShow69 suggested that I start posting again...

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What a great thread. I will be back. Thanks.

[Asomia]

As you might expect, I have a huge collection of “vintage” porn (especially bondage) and “adult” magazines. To get started, here are a few of my “favorite” covers from the past:

“Weird Tales” was published in the 1920’s and 30’s. Well before the “Hays Code” and other guidelines were enforced (at least in the United States). Lots of Nudity, Bondage, Torture, Girl on Girl and other good stuff!!!




Bondage has always been a popular theme in media. Wonder why? I’m sure there is at least a generation or two (or three) who were introduced to this kink through shows like Batman, Wonder Woman, and Charlie’s Angels. “Dr. Andy’s” first experience tying up a girl was with my friend’s older sister. We were playing “Wonder Woman” of course…

She’s saying: “DON’T untie me just yet, asshole!”




Various types of aliens and assorted “monsters” threatening the (always scantily clad) heroine has been a staple of horror and sci-fi movies for decades. Sometimes she’s rescued… Sometimes not… Even today. “He only has eyes for you…”




Interestingly, many “Men’s Magazines” of the 1960’s featured male victims. Often captured or tortured by dominant women… Is this something many men “secretly wish for” or not? This cover looks to me like “Dr. Andy” chartered a cruise for him and his friends Boner69, StrokeShow69, and hornystan




This magazine was only 10 cents back in the day! Don’t know the year. The blonde is hot… And she’s showing a lot of leg for the time. You KNOW those are actually silk and not nylon…
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She’s saying: “Really, you ARE too old for me…”




From 1924! Film Fun was very popular through the 1950’s. This one was most interesting to me for several reasons. 1) She’s really cute and that is a very sexy outfit including thigh high stockings… 2) This cover is quite risqué for 100 years ago… Sex always sells! 3) The picture shows female dominance as opposed to being a victim… 4) The $100 contest… Wonder what it was? I’m pretty good with figures but I had to look up what that would be today in US dollars. About $1,852 according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Less than I thought… She’s saying: “Nice to see that little Andy has turned out so well (giggle)… If I ever find my way to 2024, I’ll have to whip his ass good…”




Last but not least. Must be my girlfriend... She’s saying: “Damn that Dr. Andy!!! He talked me into going to this stupid ‘Dame Tu Cosita’ dance challenge with him… I can’t tell who the fuck is who in these dumb green alien costumes… Shit! I HOPE that was him who sucked my cock back there…”

wow nice picture!

[ams9127X]

Glad you liked them... I was checking back in here again tonight. I will post some more later!

Dr. A

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More Weird Retro Covers

“Cock Transplant” – She’s saying: “When he wakes up it will be 14 inches...”




“Good dog!!!”




She’s saying: “If u wanted to steal my panties, why didn’t u just ask...”




Before the Internet this is what guys whacked off to...




“Bad Boys luv Bad Gurls...”




Checkmate!



From 1935 – Proof that people were just as fucked up then as they are now...



From 1971... Who remembers? Dr. Andy was wondering about the “Computerized Sex”... For professional reasons of course...