and now its time for humour

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"Finals Week"

She's saying: "So Dr. Andy, you're saying I don't have to take the exam?"

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My new “AI" enabled sex doll came today… Just in time for Halloween...

She’s saying: “Hi Dr. Andy, my name’s M3GAN…”

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She’s saying: “Like THIS Dr. Andy?”

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Out of Milk?

My wife She’s saying: “Maybe NEXT time, Andy, you’ll remember to bring home a gallon of milk like I asked!”



(Looks like Mistress Sidonia She has portrayed my “wife” in many of my posts here and elsewhere. Not only is she known for doing delightfully wicked things to her slaves, she bears a striking resemblance to the woman I’m married to in real life. Really. They could be sisters.)

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Balloon Madness!

Have been following the progress of the balloon over the United States. As of 1:00PM EST it appears to be headed out to sea passing over Myrtle Beach NC. No word yet if we will try to shoot it down or not. Got up early this morning to see it. No luck… It’s path took it South of the Indianapolis metro area closer to Nashville TN.

You can’t watch the news right now without this story dominating the headlines. “Social Media” is even worse. Maybe it’s just me but many of the reports seem obsessed with its size. What better topic for "Dr. Andy" on a Saturday than some “Balloon Research”?

Really, the first thing I think of whenever I see this picture is Led Zeppelin.

Funny, after all these years, it’s still a case of what comes around goes around…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Remember this one Dr. Andy? ams9127

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Remember this one Dr. Andy? ams9127

Yes. Of course I do! The artist is Doug Sneyd who used to do cartoons for Playboy among other magazines...

This must be a "young Dr. Andy" with his girlfriend (former student?) back in 2005...

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"But 'Dr. Andy' it's so small (giggle)..."




She's saying: "Fuck. I don't care how big it is... He just sold his startup for a billion dollars!"




Age is only a number... "Fuck you buddy. That's my wife..."

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Shit. Working late and doing random searches whenever I'm bored... Found this funny pic (at least I thought it was funny... ). She's saying: "Happy Birthday Dr. Andy!!!"

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Shit. Working late and doing random searches whenever I'm bored... Found this funny pic (at least I thought it was funny... ). She's saying: "Happy Birthday Dr. Andy!!!"

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Vintage Christmas Ads!

"I’m telling mommy! I saw you playing with your wee-wee behind the tree!!!”




Foot Fetish? Or do I just have a dirty mind?




This ad’s sort of like one I posted last year. I guess “tree fires” were a real danger. But this ad is just creepy. Is he putting out the fire? Or did he start it?




My “ex” maybe? She’s saying: “That’s the last time I catch you fucking one of your students!”




My favorite ad Don’t know what year this is from. 1940’s or 50’s maybe? She’s saying: “Shame on you Dr. Andy, I’m older than your grammaw (giggle)…”




Nothing says “I love you” like an electric toaster. She’s thinking: “Shit. What a loser. I’m gonna tie him up and stick his cock and balls into it (giggle)…”

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AI Girlfriend?

Early this morning I read an article that had been circulating online: “The Rise of "Perfect" AI Girlfriends is Ruining an Entire Generation of Men”
According to the article, virtual girlfriends fueled by AI are making single men lonelier than ever and could pose significant risks to real human relationships.

“Dr. Andy” agrees that AI is a technology we should proceed carefully with. Although almost all businesses he consults with have either started to use “Generative AI” or have plans to adopt AI in the near future. This past semester, I let my students use AI based apps for data analysis on their final project.

Business and Decision Making are one thing. Relationships are another. I personally don’t see how, at least in its present form, a “virtual girlfriend” could ever replace a relationship with another human being. Some predict we might see such gains from AI in approximately 10 years. Really, I haven’t made up my mind where I stand on it yet.

These examples don’t work for me. Sorry.





But something like THIS might…

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Dating Advice for Seniors?

I get all sorts of email and clickbait ads for “Senior Dating” these days. Don’t know why? It seemed to start during the Pandemic... Maybe they were trying to take advantage of everyone stuck at home? “Dr. Andy” was born in the early 1980’s which makes him an “Older Millennial” maybe but most definitely NOT a “Senior.” Yet...

The following asked what Men Over 50 "Really Want?”



I’ll let you know in like 10 or 12 years, but I’m pretty sure my answer would be: “A 19 year old girlfriend…”




Of course my advice to any recently single friends or colleagues would be: “It’s best NOT to try to get back with your “ex”…”




And to the question “What do women really want?” That’s an easy one…

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Final Grade?

She stopped by my office after the holidays. "Goddammitt Dr. Andy! You gave me a fucking B+. What do I have to do to get an "A" in your class?"