and now its time for humour

[ams9127]

Every year since 2014 “Dr. Andy” has hosted a Halloween party at his home in Zionsville. One year it got raided because a neighbor complained about the loud music. So, with one week to go I was looking for some activities for this year’s event and found this old postcard from 1900:




Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but it looks slightly naughty for the time. It shows a young woman playing “bobbing for apples.” But what I noticed most was that her hands were tied behind her back… Once played this game at school as a kid only the apples were underwater. And no “bondage.” Although I used to think about tying up my teacher… all the time. This version kinda sounds like fun! Maybe I could tie up all my guests and play “bobbing for cock”? But who would tie ME up?

[ams9127]

“Dr. Andy” generally grades his student’s work based on 3 criteria: Research, Design, and Implementation. With “extra” points awarded for “Creativity.”

This got an “A”…

[Bawb]

Work joke

[Bawb]

Work joke

[ams9127]

Sex Sells: Vintage Christmas Ads

Nothing says “I love you” like… “A vacuum cleaner? He bought me a fucking vacuum cleaner! Shit. Guess who’s not getting any this Christmas?”




“Dr. Andy” gets to play Santa. Ask me if I love my work? Is that one of his students? Maybe it’s his wife? He looks drunk. At least he hopes it’s his wife or else he’s a dead man...


“Autoerotic Asphyxiation”? Creepy Santa was watching her while she slept… and slipped! Don’t worry, he’s still alive… Better cut him down.




“Prince Albert” means something totally different to me. Tobacco? Nope. Don’t smoke. Not sure what year this is from but he looks like her grandpa. Maybe she just likes older guys?




Really. I didn’t think this was a very good ad. Don’t even know what it’s for. But you KNOW he’s thinking about sticking his dick in there…




“Shit! I went to all this trouble and he still can’t get it up. Fuck…”




The best ad. I like this one. Makes me think about having sex and also want to drink Pepsi. Headed to the store right now... Maybe I’m “reading too much into it” but there’s a not so subtle sexual messaging here. Wonder what year this was? Hint: It’s whenever you still had a string of lights where if one went out you had to test all of them. The way she’s looking at him. Playing with her hair. Also the position of her leg and foot. He of course is clueless and still trying to change the bulb. She’s saying: “Quit fucking around with that goddamn light and fill ME up baby (giggle)…” Or do I just have a dirty mind?

[ams9127]

More "Vintage" Christmas ads

He’s saying: “Not now sweetheart. Daddy’s tying up Mommy…”




Can't speak for Santa but somehow my partners always seem to know when…




This would be a great card to send to people you hate: “Happy fuckin’ Christmas to you too asshole!”




Not what I wished for Christmas. From a collection of the 100 worst album covers.




This is an ad for “roller bearings” from 1946. Very risqué for its time. Bet lots of guys whacked off to this... Thought that was a cock ring actually. Really! Was wondering how you would remove it? Ouch!

[ams9127]

How Much is Too Much Money to Spend on an Orgasm?

The thread asked the question: “Why Are Sex Toys So Expensive?”

“Dr. Andy” has never really been into “sex toys” although he has owned a few Harley’s in his lifetime and test drove a black Tesla S “Plaid” right before the semester ended.

A few years ago I configured the RealDoll shown below, except I chose a 5’10” body and 7½” cock. Otherwise, she looks the same…

Price was just under $8,000 USD at the time. Today, with “enhanced” AI she would set me back about $15,000. Taking her out on dates in the Tesla has possibilities… Of course I would have a home charging station installed as well.

Why? She’s saying: “Cause I’m worth it baby. So, are you gonna electrify me (giggle)?”

[ams9127]

Busy with work... So this is all for now. Sorry...

Noticed this morning that there's a thread dedicated to finding a "Nice Girl."

"Dr. Andy" would love to find a nice girl. Who wouldn't?
"So Andy, you're saying I'm NOT NICE?"

[ams9127]

Balloon Madness!

Have been following the progress of the balloon over the United States. As of 1:00PM EST it appears to be headed out to sea passing over Myrtle Beach NC. No word yet if we will try to shoot it down or not. Got up early this morning to see it. No luck… It’s path took it South of the Indianapolis metro area closer to Nashville TN.

You can’t watch the news right now without this story dominating the headlines. “Social Media” is even worse. Maybe it’s just me but many of the reports seem obsessed with its size. What better topic for "Dr. Andy" on a Saturday than some “Balloon Research”?

Really, the first thing I think of whenever I see this picture is Led Zeppelin.




Sighted this morning… What is the first thing you thought of? So did I…




Or, do I just have a dirty mind?




Well I guess there’s a first time for everybody…




She’s saying: “Andy, I can be a virgin if you want me to be (giggle)…”




From NASA. A lesson in “cock bondage”?




Guess balloons really are a fetish after all. Never knew… I feel stupid now. She’s saying: “Yes, you DO have a dirty mind…”

[ams9127]

The thread titled "11 inch dick" caught my attention. Oh, no reason...

Found this pic of a "young Dr. Andy" back in college. Striking out again...

She's saying: "Eleven inches Andy? Yeah right... Nice try (giggle)..."

[MartinHarr]

haha, that's funny

[ams9127]

Balloon Madness II

After posting about the balloon that traveled over the United States a few weeks ago, I've since realized that "balloon popping" is a "thing" Apparently this fetish is serious. Looks like she's really getting into it! Maybe enjoying it too much? What's worse, she bears an uncanny resemblance to my ex wife...

[ams9127]

“Zoombombing”

CNN March 2, 2023 A virtual event with Federal Reserve Governor Christopher Waller was canceled on Thursday after the Zoom videoconference was “hijacked” by a participant who displayed pornographic images.

“We were a victim of a teleconference or Zoom hijacking and we are trying to understand what we need to do going forward to prevent this from ever happening again. It is an incident we deeply regret,” said Brent Tjarks, executive director of the Mid-Size Bank Coalition of America (MBCA), which hosted the event via a Zoom link. “We have had various programs and this is something that we have never had happen to us.”

This is old news. I’m surprised it's still happening. I thought everybody knew about this. Three years ago, during the Pandemic, this was common as many people were new to working and meeting remotely.

“Dr. Andy” has used Zoom from home for many of his online classes and doesn’t have any problems. I have never heard it called Zoom “Hijacking” before. Sounds serious…
But there was the one time my graduate assistant turned on the Webcam too early… She’s saying: “Hijack me baby!”

[ams9127]

"MidTerm Grade"

Grades are due this week... I had a student visit my office wondering what she could do "for an A."

An "A"? Shit. By the time she was done I had filed for divorce from my wife and asked her to marry me!!!

[ams9127]

"3D Advertising"

The headline of the news story in my inbox this morning read LEVI’S TO TEST AI-GENERATED MODELS

She's saying: "How do you like my new Levi's, Dr. Andy?"