and now its time for humour

[Boner69]

[QUOTE=ams9127;n1065074]“Zora” was an 18th century noblewoman who was possessed by the spirit of a vampire. The comics ran from the early 70's to our present day. The artist is Emanuele Taglietti who is still active. I’m sure it does not surprise anyone that I am a huge fan of his work and own several books. I had posted these to another site as well as my blog and they got some likes. Boner69 may remember them.

Of course I remember "Zora"! Very hot!

Remember this one Dr. Andy?

[ams9127]

Of course I remember "Zora"! Very hot!

Remember this one Dr. Andy?

How could I forget...

Had to go back and find what I wrote about it on TLB. The date was July 1, 2016:

You and I are not alone. She’s the most popular “cartoon” pic I’ve ever posted. I know, I checked. She rivals some of the most well-known models in terms of “views.” I believe there are several factors. First, she’s gorgeous. The artist is Doug Sneyd (I did a little Internet research) who drew for “Playboy” in the 60’s and 70’s. Second, the extremely short black dress that leaves little to the imagination. Third, the way she’s sitting. She’s in a dominant position. Her legs are apart and if you look close enough you can see her panties (yes, I looked). She’s obviously “flirting” with her friend. Notice that she’s touching his face as well. And the guy clearly is enjoying it. I don’t blame him, I would too.

It’s actually a pretty awesome drawing. We don’t really know what (if anything…) happens next but the “sexual tension” is there. I know what I would do if it were me.

[ams9127]

Career Change?

Have been reading with interest the thread about "Joining the Porn Industry." Maybe this is a second career for me? You never know...

"Dr. Andy" has been described as "ruggedly handsome" which really means: "he's ugly but I'd fuck him anyway..."
The biggest problem as I see it is that I would be considered too old, falling somewhere in my 30's.

But maybe I could create my own videos? Here's one... My "ex wife" learned about what I was up to and said: "Here, let me help..."

http://nesaporn.com/to/2051941-electric_torture.html

[ams9127]

Working on a "good" post. Busy day today... Until then this will have to do... Sorry.

My wife. She's saying: "Andy, maybe next time you'll remember to bring home a gallon of milk like I asked (giggle)..."

[ams9127]

Guess they got finally got tired of “coronavirus” always in the news. The latest headline today was this: US FDA Proposes Rules Prohibiting Menthol Cigarettes and Flavored Cigars.

I don’t smoke but some of my friends do. I never before thought “menthol” was something to be concerned about.

Found this pic while doing a search for “cock torture.” She’s saying: “Don’t worry Andy, it’s not menthol you naughty boy (giggle)...”

[ams9127]

Age Is Just a Number

“Gosh Dr. Andy, that’s like so awesome we’re the same age (giggle)...”



Actually I turn the “big 4-0” in August. Sure my wife and girlfriend are planning something...




36? She's saying: “Thanks for telling everybody asshole! I know who’s not getting any tonight... By the way, go Fuck yourself!!!”



Finals Week! Students are moving out of the dorms. Looks like my three graduate assistants. I’m sure we’ll keep in touch...


(Last pic by "Rino99." Had one left over and didn't know where else to post it. If you click twice you can get a good closeup of her two friends... )

[ams9127]

Well over 100 years ago, in “Victorian” times, it was considered “proper” for the bride to be a virgin on her wedding night. It is not clear if this same standard also applied to the groom... But during the “groovy” 60’s? This article was from 1965. I was surprised to find "virginity" even being an issue then.



She’s saying: “I sure as hell hope YOU aren’t a virgin, Andy (giggle)...”

[ams9127]

Busy day. So not much. Sorry... Maybe some more pics of Chanel later? I don't know how stuff like this shows up on my computer anyway. Was just searching for art for my office. Anyway couldn't read what it said. Of course I have a dirty mind so this is what I thought it said:

"I love you but his dick is just so much bigger... umm... sorry... well, you know (giggle)..."

[ams9127]

Cinco de Mayo was today in the United States

She's saying: "So, you decided to go out for Margaritas with that other slut and not me?"

[ams9127]

These are especially for Boner69 who remembers "Dr. Andy" from the old TLB site. It looks like he's finished with the semester and took off for California. I'm sure he'll end up in some kind of trouble before the summer's over...

"Hi Dr. Andy!!! Imagine running into you out here..."



Socks! She's saying: "Well I wore them because I knew you liked them (giggle)... But Christ, it looks like you are beating off at your computer again..."



"Goddammitt Andy! I told you the last time you were here NOT to bring your wife with you. Jesus..."



"Yeah sure baby, I can do you right now (giggle)..."



"Really? Future wife?"

[ams9127]

Enjoying my vacation... Here in California, you run into a lot of celebrities. Hard to tell who is who... One thing's for sure, I love a girl who knows exactly what she wants...

[ams9127]

Sex Sells: “Mennen Skin Bracer”?

From 1946. Wonder if she’s supposed to be a celebrity or just my “future wife”? Those legs... Quite a “risqué” ad for its time. Works for me though. I’d buy whatever she’s selling.

She’s saying: “Christ, Andy. I’m older than your grammaw! So why are you beating off to my pic at your computer right now (giggle)...”

(“Skin Bracer” is still around. May pick some up at CVS tomorrow. Wonder what would happen if I rubbed it on my cock? )

[ams9127]

Update: Well, I got the last bottle of Skin Bracer they had. Only $5.98 USD. About the price of a gallon of gas... Actually, gasoline would smell better!!!

As you can see "Dr. Andy" struck out once more as his date clearly wasn't impressed...

[ams9127]

Still on vacation... When I get back I'll post something good.

She's saying: "Andy, you are such a tease (giggle)..."




"Yes, I know..."




And this picture was from an ad for "Life Insurance for Seniors" He's saying: "Fuck you buddy, that's my wife!"

[ams9127]

Was going through my collection of old sleazy pulp magazine covers this afternoon and found this... Played golf this morning. Beats working I guess.

Lucky guy Shit. I've had to pay women to get them to do this to me!!!