and now its time for humour

**ams9127** · 02-09-2022, 09:29 PM

Elon Musk is at it again...

Today I was reading about his Neuralink brain chip. Supposedly it will provide humans with a “mind-computer” interface. The article warned that one of the dangers was that it might be possible for others to know what is on our mind.

I really don’t care about any of that... Seriously, anybody who knows me can already tell what I’m thinking about most of the time!

**Ricontro** · 02-10-2022, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by tslisaparadise View Post

now that shits not even funny lol,how DO YOU DO THAT SO FAST?

kinda off^^

**ams9127** · 02-10-2022, 06:05 PM

At least in the United States it seems like "mask mandates" and "vaccine requirements" are beginning to ease off. I was worried there for a while... several months ago our CDC suggested that we might have to get as many as four shots to be considered "fully vaccinated." 😬

The nurse is saying: "Goddammitt hold still!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

**Bawb** · 02-12-2022, 04:37 PM

**janny-ammerson** · 02-16-2022, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by kristopin View Post

okay we time for some humour. too much serious stuff and growly stuff.

find some humour and post it in this thread. toilet humour is also fun.

there was once a girl from nantucket etc.

my fav monty python was the cheese shop.

Yes you are right toilet humour is very funny in my list.

**ams9127** · 02-27-2022, 06:49 PM

The clickbait article was titled: “100 Questions To Ask a Girl"

Didn't bother to read it but here's what I think could be her answers to a few of the questions:

1. Would you rather live in a small house with an amazing view, or a massive mansion in a subdivision?

“You're so silly... Mansions aren’t found in subdivisions!”

2. What’s one thing you’ve learned that most people don’t know how to do?

“Give good head (giggle)...”

3. What type of man are you attracted to?

“Not you, loser!”

4. Have you ever dated two guys at the same time?

“Only two?"

5. Who is your favorite author?

“E. L. James (giggle)...”

**ams9127** · 03-01-2022, 07:08 PM

In an earlier post today I remarked that I used to "tie up my babysitter" as a kid.

She's saying: "You're gonna be 40 years old pretty soon Andy, I think it's time your babysitter tied YOU up!"

**ams9127** · 03-05-2022, 11:53 PM

She’s saying: “I found a use for your old earbuds since you switched to wireless (giggle)...”

**ams9127** · 03-05-2022, 11:55 PM

She’s saying: “I found a use for your old earbuds since you switched to wireless (giggle)...”

**ams9127** · 03-06-2022, 03:58 PM

More fun with sex dolls!

She’s saying: “But it won’t get hard unless YOU suck it baby (giggle)...”

“Get your fucking hands off me asshole. And don't lie to me. I found your new blonde friend with the 12” dick hidden away in the back of the closet earlier...”

The one on the left is saying: “Goddammitt Dr. Andy!!! I thought WE had a date tonight... Shit. I get here and all these other bitches show up. Fuck...”

**ams9127** · 03-06-2022, 07:08 PM

Dating. We all want to know if someone likes us or not. The clickbait ad said: "13 Little Signs You'll Notice When Someone Is Very Much Into You"

It was our first date. We barely even knew each other. Don't know about the "other 12" signs but I'm pretty sure she knew I was really into her by just this one.