and now its time for humour

[kyliekarma]

Literally every man uses the “most beautiful woman” line lol

[Bawb]

[Bawb]

[LOLA_]

Xo

[wantitss63]

Xo

Um....no....... I didn't........ oh well......

[LOLA_]

😄😄🤣🤣🤣

Um....no....... I didn't........ oh well......

[Bawb]

[ams9127]

Male sex dolls are becoming more popular. Soon all men will be replaced. The doll pictured even has a “bionic penis” (A question: Exactly where do you get one of those? And how long does it take to get "fitted"? Oh, no reason… Just wondering. )

The company says they “will come in all shapes and sizes.” Riiiightttt... No "four inchers" here. The smallest ones will start at 12”

But I couldn’t help notice he’s lost his head. Maybe that doesn’t matter really. Most of us guys “think with our dicks” anyway.

[ams9127]

Going back into "the archives"...

[ams9127]

According to the official "Disney Princess Wiki" Rapunzel is 18 years old.

First pic. She's saying: "That's IT? Shit... I've waited 18 years, guess I can wait a little longer..."



"Fuck yesssss!!! This is more like it!"



And my own personal favorite...

[ams9127]

This video was on my phone. Just an ad for hot dogs... Guess I must have a dirty mind...

[ams9127]

Bad date?

[ams9127]

From the archives. Shit... This takes me back. The first time I ever put my hand there on a girl I got slapped... Probably shouldn't have done that with my kindergarten teacher...

[ams9127]

More fun with Disney Princesses... This is called "The Not So Little Mermaid"

"I love my new legs! Now I just want to wrap them around your head..."





"That was so thoughtful to also wish for a thingy like you have. Right now it's hard and feels kinda funny (giggle) maybe you can show me what to do with it?"




My favorite. Big Sis. She's saying: "I don't know what you see in that little tramp anyway. She's too young for you. I lost my tail a long time ago baby. This one's just a fake... And you should see what I've got between MY legs (giggle)..."

[ams9127]

Another one from the "archives." Sorry I couldn't find it before Christmas. Too busy with work I guess...

Somewhere in the late 1980's near Detroit MI, at his school, a certain 5 year old is getting ready to meet Santa...

"Fuck yeah, an awesome Santa!!! I want an '87 Buick Grand National, a .357 Magnum, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and Christie Brinkley... Miss Williams? What do YOU want for Christmas, baby?"

"Andy! Get your hand off my knee right now!!!"