and now its time for humour

[Shyla Wild]

at this time of the year, when the ride roadblocks come up with great regularity, i would like to share a personal experience with my forum friends about drinking and driving.as you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

a couple of nights ago, i was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.knowing full well i may have been slightly over the limit, i did something i've never done before ~ i took a cab home. Sure enough, i passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

i arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as i have never driven a cab before and am not sure where i got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

lol

[LOLA_]

[wantitss63]

I think she's had her share of cake.....and seconds.........

[LOLA_]

I think she's had her share of cake.....and seconds.........

[Shyla Wild]

Fuck...they were right

[wantitss63]

Ploitically incorrect and (mildly) offensive.

In other words......

......F**kin' hilarious!

[wantitss63]

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Hmmmm......on the plus side, I won't have to waste time wrapping friggin' Chrsitmas presents......

In addition, it'll qualify as a Chinook out here in Calgary. Definitely something to look forward to

[apache]

[LOLA_]

it just makes me smile
am I punk girl

[wantitss63]

it just makes me smile
am I punk girl

I like the look! Of course, I can't imagine a look for you that I wouldn't like........ You can wear anything...or nothing at all - all good with me.

[maddplotter]

Hope you people haven't stuff yourself over the holidays.

[maddplotter]

A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frigging cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

[apache]

[Kisa]

[wantitss63]

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Love it! It's worse when a malamute does the same thing..........