and now its time for humour

[LAND SHARK]

Oops, I'm sorry.

For the record Shark....*whisper* "That's not a vagina he's pounding"....LOL


(Still feels damn good though.....heheh)

And I will answer you Good Sir the same way I answer all the ladies. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were awake." Ha-ha

[daisuki888]

Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.



The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.



When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.



No one speaks.



The little old lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.



The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.



The fellow from Quebec thinks: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.



The Newfoundlander thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.

now this is funny

[Raging Bob]

And I will answer you Good Sir the same way I answer all the ladies. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were awake." Ha-ha

Ya see!!!....damn Sharks.....Lol.

[maddplotter]

Went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

[Shyla Wild]

Went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

hahahaha Awesome!!!

[chantel]

Went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

lol

[daisuki888]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3o0...x=0&playnext=1

cute and funny babies

[LAND SHARK]

http://s1195.photobucket.com/albums/..._Jog_Strap.mp4

[LAND SHARK]

Soooooooooooo worth it!

[toban]

A practical example of how the human mind works

An analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think...

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman, with a nice arse, on her way to work.

- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way, while the other half of the women will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's arse will cause by the time she reaches 50.

- But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.

[Raging Bob]

An analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think...

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman, with a nice arse, on her way to work.

- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way, while the other half of the women will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's arse will cause by the time she reaches 50.

- But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.

Wow!!! What dog? Lol

[LAND SHARK]

?

What taxi? LOL!

[LAND SHARK]

Just the one time, honest...

[Shyla Wild]

How do we know Santa is a man?

He shows up late
Eats your cookies
Empties his sac
Cums only once
Calls you a Ho
And leaves while you are asleep

[daisuki888]

An English professor wrote the words on the chalkboard:

?A woman without her man is nothing?

He asked the students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:

?A woman, without her man, is nothing.?


All of the females in the class wrote:

?A woman: without her, man is nothing.?

thats make sense