and now its time for humour

[Shyla Wild]

I went to a hypnotist show. The guy hypnotized about a dozen football players then dropped the mike on his foot and said "Fuck Me"...

Bet he's going to chose a new profession.

[Dita Dior]

I went to a hypnotist show. The guy hypnotized about a dozen football players then dropped the mike on his foot and said "Fuck Me"...

Bet he's going to chose a new profession.

hahaha. yes
i wished i was him. id love to be on stage in the spotlight

[LAND SHARK]

[LAND SHARK]

You're Soooooooooooooooo Handsome!

[maddplotter]

Star Wars Uncut

This is unbelievable and a nerd's nirvana. Here is the entire Star Wars movie (Episode IV: A New Hope) redone, shot by shot. It clocks in at 2 hours and 3 minutes so you might want some popcorn. It is amazing what people with imagination and desire can do if we all work together. Here is some background information on the project:

"In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake "Star Wars: A New Hope" into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.

SWU has been featured in documentaries, news features and conferences around the world for its unique appeal. In 2010 we won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media. "


Enjoy! And may the force be with you.

[Shyla Wild]

Couldn't Help It

[maddplotter]

TOP TEN REDNECK PICK UP LINES........

1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4. If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

5. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

6. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this here cheap motel room.

8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



After both suffering depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.

But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better, so I thought Fuck it, I'll soldier on!

[toban]

We'll Blame Stephen Harper If it Ever Comes To This

[Dita Dior]

hahahahahahahaahahhhhahaha
http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/ordereze/intro1.html

CLICK IT I RUINED MY MAKE UP FROM LAUGHING

[maddplotter]

Ah, the Scottish

A Scotsman's wisdom.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

[Shyla Wild]

[Shyla Wild]

[Raging Bob]

A Scotsman's wisdom.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

#3 is going on a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raging Bob]

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I'm just waiting for the Republicans to ban this.....lol!!!!

[Dita Dior]