and now its time for humour

[Shyla Wild]

Ah I love that song. And of course my favorite line is:

" I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon"




Hey, I think my car gets 1 mile per gallon too.

I can understand why that is your favourite line :-). My favorite "Sometimes I got to have fun, at someone else's expense."

I think my Iroc gets about that type of mileage. After all the mods that were done to that car...I am fearing the pumps this year.

[maddplotter]

Riddle me this

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?


I will post the answer soon. Any guesses?

[Shyla Wild]

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?


I will post the answer soon. Any guesses?

Wait till the sun goes down and use Door #1

[maddplotter]

Wait till the sun goes down and use Door #1

Yes.

[Shyla Wild]

Yes.

So...I guess I won a trip in the car?

[maddplotter]

So...I guess I won a trip in the car?

With today's gas prices, I probably be pushing the damn thing. You can steer while I push.

Hey, did you ever find out what vintage Corvette your dad had/has?

[Shyla Wild]

With today's gas prices, I probably be pushing the damn thing. You can steer while I push.

Hey, did you ever find out what vintage Corvette your dad had/has?

The full list of what he owns
56 Vette, 70 Hemi Cuda, 78 Spitfire and a 96 Supra.

He recently sold a few (The 92 H1 Pickup was one of my favorites) and has decided to stay with these. For now anyways.

Oh his daily drive is a Benz. Don't ask me which...they all look the same...

[maddplotter]

Wow! 1956

The full list of what he owns
56 Vette, 70 Hemi Cuda, 78 Spitfire and a 96 Supra.

He recently sold a few (The 92 H1 Pickup was one of my favorites) and has decided to stay with these. For now anyways.

Oh his daily drive is a Benz. Don't ask me which...they all look the same...

Wow! A 1956 is gorgeous.

[maddplotter]

Free lap dances

Well, I got to head down to Philmore's strip club in downtown Toronto this weekend. RMAOL

[Raging Bob]

Well, I got to head down to Philmore's strip club in downtown Toronto this weekend. RMAOL

like Cher says...."if I could turn back time....."

[LAND SHARK]

[toban]

Some of Mrs. Brown's Irish humour from the BBC

[Xytras]

[kokinme]

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT - i just looooove this Queen!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the bigscary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch

[daisuki888]

hey where is the most important material? its the photo