and now its time for humour

[Shyla Wild]

[LOLA_]

One day Steve's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting to her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home.

When Steve's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in your son's closet."

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

After an uncomfortable minute of silence she finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I DON'T think we should spank him."

[Shyla Wild]

[lickdick]

Great imagination shemale lola. R u thinking about me. ( now thats humour)

[apache]

[Raging Bob]

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Lol...they just seem to know what you want...and do the exact opposite!

[LOLA_]

Great imagination shemale lola. R u thinking about me. ( now thats humour)

why not babe

[LAND SHARK]

[apache]

[Dita Dior]

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lol landshark.

[daisuki888]

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first. Your Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

[maddplotter]

Another priest joke

An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.

He said, "What are you doing father?"

"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why father?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.

[Dita Dior]

[LAND SHARK]

[maddplotter]

Jedi Condoms

Let's see who has the bigger light saber.