and now its time for humour

[Raging Bob]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got male!"

I'm not computer literate so I had to get a textbook from somebody taking Pre-Med at McMaster....Now I get it!!

Cute!!

[Dita Dior]

okay so i completely laughed my ass off at this video.
someone posted it on my facebook and then i had to repost it on my personal facebook because it was just too good.

i was waiting for a customer after finishing one while i was bored.

so i clicked it and almost peed my pants, maybe you need to have a brain of a 5 year old to laugh at this. but i completely died.

[Raging Bob]

Hmmmm.....I watched the video.

Pants....dry!

Brain.....confused!

Head.....pounding!

That could be more effective in the war against terrorism than waterboarding!!! Anyone have any Advil

[Dita Dior]

Hmmmm.....I watched the video.

Pants....dry!

Brain.....confused!

Head.....pounding!

That could be more effective in the war against terrorism than waterboarding!!! Anyone have any Advil

not for everyone. it killed me though. maybe it will wake me up time to watch it again.

....nope im still tired smiling though. back to bed for a couple hours.

[TSd8]

watched it

okay so i completely laughed my ass off at this video.
someone posted it on my facebook and then i had to repost it on my personal facebook because it was just too good.

i was waiting for a customer after finishing one while i was bored.

so i clicked it and almost peed my pants, maybe you need to have a brain of a 5 year old to laugh at this. but i completely died.

You were obviously high on something extremely MIND ALTERING.... Might be time for an intervention.

[Dita Dior]

You were obviously high on something extremely MIND ALTERING.... Might be time for an intervention.

cigarettes and a bottle of water?

[Haveable 2 1 T-Gurl]

....

Thought of the day

On the day you were concieved you went to a party with yer Dad n left with yer Mom

[Dita Dior]

[Haveable 2 1 T-Gurl]

I 'bout shit myself when I read this

[Dita Dior]

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lolololol
gotta love them anal beads.

boys dont forget to take them to college with you, show and tell pleasee.

[LAND SHARK]

[Raging Bob]

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Sorry...it's Monday....please explain.

Thank you!

[LAND SHARK]

Sorry...it's Monday....please explain.

Thank you!

It's Monday, I couldn't possibly begin to explain.

But there's this

[maddplotter]

Funny S&M joke

One day Steve's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting to her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home.

When Steve's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in your son's closet."

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

After an uncomfortable minute of silence she finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I DON'T think we should spank him."

[daisuki888]

It's Monday, I couldn't possibly begin to explain.

But there's this
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love his lady lolz