and now its time for humour

[Raging Bob]

Awesome!!!

[Shyla Wild]

Some Rare and Little Know Barbie's

1. Zombie Barbie


2. Pregnant Barbie - Check out Dr. Ken....


3. Fat Barbie (Happy now all you fat people that think Barbie is bad for girls. Now there's a Barbie that looks just like you.) Notice...no Ken and the phone is not ringing.


4. Wheelchair Barbie

[daisuki888]

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cute kitty. sure it was scared about that big mouse

[Raging Bob]

Pregnant Barbie should be "backroom abortion Barbie"....since you can actually see the baby and all.

Inside my head is a dark place in more ways than one!!!

[Shyla Wild]

Pregnant Barbie should be "backroom abortion Barbie"....since you can actually see the baby and all.

Just more proof that Barbie is a Slut.

[Shyla Wild]

[Raging Bob]

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...and they are kinda brownish too....

[daisuki888]

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what a brilliant child lol

[maddplotter]

Baby model vs Teen porn star

[Lani]

A senior's love story


Sarah and Bill. Both 91. Lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee. Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town and Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age, Bill
was still a charmer.

Afterwards, Bill asked Sarah to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor.
Sarah soon joined Bill for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared.
Each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.


Bill was thinking: "If I'd known she was
a virgin, I would have been more gentle."

Sarah was thinking: "If I had known
he could still do it. I would have taken
off my pantyhose."


'You don't stop laughing when you get old, you get old when you stop laughing.'

[daisuki888]

wow,its a good thing shes hot lol

i love this funny video. thanks for sharing

[Lani]

A true story.........nah!


CONFESSION

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy say, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes it is.'

Boy: I have a baseball..'

Man: 'That's nice.'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000.'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'

[daisuki888]

Math Lesson A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

[maddplotter]

The birds and the bees, the modern version

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got male!"

[maddplotter]

Great Mark Twain Quote about censorship

Now this quote is really brilliant!