and now its time for humour

[Rockheart]

Saw this booth in the mall on my last visit to Thailand.



When is this company coming to Canada?

[maddplotter]

more funny posters

Cells phones, humankind's new crack addiction.

[Shyla Wild]

Screen shot from my Phone

[apache]

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[santiago423]

I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was the awkward silence while he got dressed and left.

[Raging Bob]

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Love this one....

[Raging Bob]

So sad

I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was the awkward silence while he got dressed and left.

Especially at this time of year, what an awful way for us all to learn that there really IS a Santa Claus......and he's just like the rest of us!

[maddplotter]

The old college try

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to take the exam with your other hand.'

[bigdeeve]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. ?Can I help you?? she asks. ?I was wondering,? whispers the man. ?Are you the one who gives the hand jobs??

?Yes,? she purrs. ?I am.?

The man replies, ?Well, wash your hands, because I?d like a cheeseburger

[Shyla Wild]

Fidel Castro dies and arrives in heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates Saint Peter looks through the books and says "I'm sorry Mr. Castro, but you have to go down to hell." So Castro goes down to hell and when he gets there the devil greets him and says "Oh we're so glad to have you. Welcome, welcome. You are a VIP here. You can have anything you want." A few minutes later Castro says "I forgot my suitcases in heaven." So the devil says "Oh, no problem, I'll send some of my minions to fetch it for you." But when the 2 minions get to heaven they see that Saint Peter is not at the desk and the gates are closed with the suitcases just on the other side. So they decide to climb the fence. Just as they start climbing, God and Saint Peter comes floating by on a Cloud and sees them. God turns to Saint Peter; sighs and says so he says "Look at this, Castro is in hell for 10 minutes and he is already sending refugees."

[LOLA_]

I love Lindsay dearly, I hope she is not going to be upset to me, the pic just made me smile, she is really a short girl (she is 4 "9 just a little sweet, little, white hamster ) The motorcycle is short too, they probably did choice the size of motorcycle too ... her height the pic made my day

[maddplotter]

For the poetry lovers out there

Okay, here's a good one for all you Edgar Allen Poe fans out there.

[toban]

Christmas RIDE

At this time of the year, when the RIDE roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my Forum friends about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.